Random Article: The Babysitter Part 1

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posted by adaug

Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so آپ guy will need a babysitter!

*10 منٹ later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!

*59 منٹ later*
Amber:I wuv چائے parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are آپ doing?
Amber:Having a چائے party!
Ashley:Can I شامل میں you?
Amber:If آپ want to,You gotta pass a test!
Kennedy:Yeah I'mma straight A Student and I still can't pass the test!
Ashley:Okay...First Question?
Amber:Favorite Color?
Ashley:Blue!
Amber:WRONG!!!*Throws چائے cup at wall*GET OUT!!
Ashley:Ahh!!*Walks in kitchen*Um Hi I don't believe I met you!
Kid:I'm Harper.Never Bother me,AGAIN.*Storms away*
Ashley:Wow,she is four?
Harper:I'M FIVE!
Ashley:Okay five.

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OMG Hannah Monatana OMG!

posted by ihavOTD

I am Anti- Miley because of this:

OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that آپ can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can تاریخ Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do آپ realize how crazy and gross a lot of شائقین are???? Here is a gross مضمون about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached سے طرف کی “Gross”, “Bleeding”...

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chapter 3 of the awesome book of nothingness!!

posted by funnyshawna

Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
Okay, so this is an میل ای to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new پسندیدہ song, just so آپ know. omg ;i wrote مزید in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, گلہری, جائے وقوع clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...

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21 Ways to say I Love آپ (In Guy's Point of View)

posted by milorox18

21 Ways to Say I Love You

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1. Call her the اگلے day.

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2. Always laugh at her jokes.

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3. Tell her (truthfully) that آپ can't wait to see her again.

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4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.

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5. Call her just to say آپ were thinking about her.

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6. Bring her a teddy برداشت, ریچھ and chicken سوپ when she's sick.

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7. Write her a poem.

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8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).

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9. Bring her flowers for no reason.

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10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.

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11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.

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12. Kiss her in the middle...

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My REALLY Random Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by penguin7710

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good and you?

Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do آپ like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do آپ like ponies?

User: Yes. But, unicorns are better.

Cleverbot: Unicorns aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE آپ SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: آپ کہا unicorns aren't real. :( I thought آپ were my friend....

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Blue پیپر وال

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Doraemon reacts to Google Translate

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On The Block Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are دوستوں live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are آپ called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then آپ would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it....

What is Tetris game? Have آپ ever played it?

posted by Nanisa1

The puzzle game Tetris is well-known all over the world for its catchy موسیقی and captivating gameplay. Tetris can be played without charge at link. Good Old Tetris and Colortris are two additional free Tetris games that adhere to the original.
Genres Inspired سے طرف کی Tetris
But in addition to the original Tetris, there are a ton of other Tetris-related games on this page that are well worth playing. The 10x10 subgenre is one of the most well-liked offshoots, and there are many 10x10 games to play, including Block Champ, TenTrix, and Wood Blocks.
Tetris Redesigned
Numerous variations of the Tetris format...

Why don't we شامل میں 2 weaver games and among us today?

posted by rusianlisa

link has a very simple gameplay. we just need to knit the letters into the blank so that the letter after it is different from the letter before it and so on, knit all the blanks. The special thing about this game is that the player will always know if the result is right یا wrong, even players can post their results on the game page to compare with other players.

link is not naturally مقبول with its smooth interface, but its gameplay is also very simple but very new with funny and beautiful characters. With smartly designed maps make player interaction increase. The game emphasizes and doubts...

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سب, سب سے اوپر 10 Things Only Kids Do and Think It's Normal

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Drift Hunters: A 3D Car Drifting Online Game

posted by romimichal99

As we have mentioned before, link is an online game, آپ have to have a set of computers یا if آپ want to play via mobile phone, that’s okay too. Being a 3D game drift hunter is a feast for eyes and minds.

Interestingly, آپ can customize your cars with multiple amazing features. آپ may modify not just the engine, but also the gearbox, the turbocharger, the cambers, the brake pressure, the brake balance, and more.

Challenging Racetracks and Improvised Customization
Drift Hunter is a game of multiple challenging racetracks. آپ will have to earn money سے طرف کی playing. And with that balance, you...

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Reviews on songs bc im bored af (swearing included btw)

posted by BaBoNiStIcBlAki

~Streets سے طرف کی Doja Cat -
The best out there. The beat drop at the start is everything and is highly expected, but still mind blowing. The beat is addicting and so are the lyrics: the repetition is used correctly in every single place. The thing about Doja is that she always has one part in the song (not only the rap) that is different from the rest of the song. She did everything right here, to be honest. I suggest آپ listen to it. The swearing in it isn't unnecessary; it really brings out emotion and matches the energy of the whole collection.

"Damn papa, آپ a rare breed, no comparing and...

CANADA24's BEST/WORST ADAM STANDER MOVIES;

posted by Canada24

BEST;

1; CLICK;
This one is a personal favourite of mine.. I actually like this actor all things considered, and actually have مزید good films than bad.. Click is actually a really funny film, and he doesn't do any of his stupid high pitched voices, least not that much. I always like when Adam plays the everyman, he's actually one of the best parts of the films when he does.

And coarse, there's the last 20/30 minutes. Where Standler shows that under the right circumstances, he actually is a really excellent actor. Doing the emotional scenes really really well..

2; HOTEL TRANSVANINA;
These films...

Nik's سب, سب سے اوپر 10 Games of 2021 (yes, only ten)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hey, gaymers, what is happening! Remember last سال when I کہا that things would improve, that the world can’t possibly get any worse and that things can only improve? Well… I dunno. The world is still toiling in this black plague hellscape. Apparently we had مزید variants that came out, but like no one seems to remotely care. Everyone’s gotten their shots, everyone who cares anyway, everyone is going outside now that restrictions and lockdowns have long since lifted, and despite hearing news of مزید to come, everyone’s just kinda gotten bored of the whole pandemic thing and just gone...

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Nik's Obscure Slasher Movie Marathon (Part II of II)

posted by Windwakerguy430

ارے there, and welcome to part 2 of this dumb idea that I had. Obscure 80s slasher films. None of the مقبول stuff. If آپ haven’t seen me talk about the first sixteen فلمیں yet, go check that مضمون out, cause there’s comparisons آپ might miss یا something. Anyway, let’s get on with the final fifteen

#15: Nightmares in a Damaged Brain (1981)

Okay, first things first. Yes, I know the advertising name for this film is Nightmares. However, that name is super generic and I don’t care, so we’re going سے طرف کی it’s alternate name. Secondly, this is another one of those video nasty...

Nik's Obscure Slasher Movie Marathon (Part I of II)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well, hello once again, everyone. It’s that time of سال again. The Halloween season. The best season. Yeah, I’m still saying that and I refuse to be told otherwise. And آپ know what that means? That means it’s another سال for some sort of weird horror subgenre that I talk about that will most likely result in a bunch of trash over quality but I will come out with a sort of middling respect for some of these films. How great. And one genre that has piqued my interest so much was the slasher movie craze of the 80s. Lots and lots of slasher فلمیں came out that decade. آپ got Jason Vorhees,...

*angry wolf-girl noises*

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NikPiks - The Odd Charm of Bad Video Game Voice Acting

posted by Windwakerguy430

(All sources come from listed games and شخصیات مشہور Wikipedia pages, Behind the Voice Actor pages, and IMDB pages)

You know, there’s a lot they don’t tell آپ about voice acting. One of those things is that voice acting is tough. Like really tough. Oh sure, a lot of people will tell you, “You don’t even gotta دکھائیں your face. This isn’t real acting.”. Those are the words of a person who has never attempted to read lines naturally on a piece of paper to convey emotions through just dialogue in their life. Also an idiot. But yeah, voice acting isn’t easy. Having to strain your voice...

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Making God Even Angrier - The Bible Game Review

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hey, everyone. After the mistake that was Trigger Man, and having fallen into a state of suicidal depression, also mixed with the state of the world, I decided to turn toward religion in the hopes of turning my life around. Sure, hearing about some of the stuff that goes on in the bible, like how God ruined Job’s life over a bet with the Devil…. Not sure what that was about, but I am a true Christian now. It is not my place to سوال the work of the lord. But because I can’t go to church because… ya know… the world right now, and since actually reading a book is a challenge for...