There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the سوفی, لٹانا with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 ماہ later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It looks like آپ should تلاش Penny Johnson's house first."Said the detective."Thanks Joe!"Josie said.
She got in her car and drove to her best friend's enemy's house."Oh,If she did it she's gonna be flipping sorry!"Josie knocked on the door."Who is it?"Said Penny."FBI!Open the door!"Josie said.Then she heard a glass break as she heard foot steps run.
"GET BACK HER آپ BI***!!"Josie Yelled as she broke the door down."Penny!!!PENNY!!!WHERE THE FREAKING CRAP ARE YOU!!!!I WANNA ASK آپ SOME QUESTIONS!!"Josie said."Josie?"She کہا as she came downstairs."Sit down Penny!I hope you're aware the Kate Middenstone Died!I think it had something to do with you!"Josie said."Kate died?How!"Penny asked."DON'T PLAY STUPID WITH ME!I Know آپ guys were enemy!"Josie Said."Oh!Is it about that time in third grade when آپ چرا لیا, چوری کی her from me!!!!I'M OVER IT!"Penny confessed."Really?Cause that's not why!!I meant when آپ tripped her outside when she skinned her hand and knees!You said:"THAT'S WHAT آپ GET FOR REPLACING ME!!I WILL GET MY REVENGE!"Remember that?"Josie protested."Yes but I wouldn't kill her!Then I would be killed سے طرف کی the FBI!"Penny said.
"You ARE a suspect though!You might have not known آپ killed her,"Josie put her hand on the میز, جدول in front of Penny."But آپ COULD HAVE!You will be brought to the Court!So get ready!"Josie کہا as she walked out.
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the سوفی, لٹانا with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 ماہ later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It looks like آپ should تلاش Penny Johnson's house first."Said the detective."Thanks Joe!"Josie said.
She got in her car and drove to her best friend's enemy's house."Oh,If she did it she's gonna be flipping sorry!"Josie knocked on the door."Who is it?"Said Penny."FBI!Open the door!"Josie said.Then she heard a glass break as she heard foot steps run.
"GET BACK HER آپ BI***!!"Josie Yelled as she broke the door down."Penny!!!PENNY!!!WHERE THE FREAKING CRAP ARE YOU!!!!I WANNA ASK آپ SOME QUESTIONS!!"Josie said."Josie?"She کہا as she came downstairs."Sit down Penny!I hope you're aware the Kate Middenstone Died!I think it had something to do with you!"Josie said."Kate died?How!"Penny asked."DON'T PLAY STUPID WITH ME!I Know آپ guys were enemy!"Josie Said."Oh!Is it about that time in third grade when آپ چرا لیا, چوری کی her from me!!!!I'M OVER IT!"Penny confessed."Really?Cause that's not why!!I meant when آپ tripped her outside when she skinned her hand and knees!You said:"THAT'S WHAT آپ GET FOR REPLACING ME!!I WILL GET MY REVENGE!"Remember that?"Josie protested."Yes but I wouldn't kill her!Then I would be killed سے طرف کی the FBI!"Penny said.
"You ARE a suspect though!You might have not known آپ killed her,"Josie put her hand on the میز, جدول in front of Penny."But آپ COULD HAVE!You will be brought to the Court!So get ready!"Josie کہا as she walked out.
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. Dragons say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. مچھلی say blub blub blub.
13. Unicorns say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. Dragons say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. مچھلی say blub blub blub.
13. Unicorns say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond اقدام 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got ہوم and found the wife preparing رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 مزید feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she جوابات back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond اقدام 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got ہوم and found the wife preparing رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 مزید feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she جوابات back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic سیکنڈ line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying آپ simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying آپ simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'