Random Article: Death & A GUY

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posted by -Yusha-

Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."

Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the اگلے on my list".

Guy:"Okay why don't آپ take a نشست and I will get آپ something to eat before we go?".

Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the فہرست and removed his name from the سب, سب سے اوپر of the فہرست and put it at the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he کہا to the guy, "Because آپ have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the فہرست ..."

Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much آپ try!!

deathding, I-Luv-L and 1 other like this

Minuman Berenergi dan Martabak Paling Enak di Jakarta

posted by dayoo

Minuman Berenergi dan Martabak Paling Enak di Jakarta yang satu ini bisa menjadi sebuah tempat favorit untuk berakhir pekan bagi penghuni Bintaro Jaya bahkan seluruh masyarakat Jakarta pada Umumnya. Karena berbagai fasilitas yang memanjakan pengunjung ada pada link dan Martabak Paling Enak di Jakarta.

Ada cukup banyak Minuman Berenergi dan Martabak Paling Enak di Jakarta, dan baru-baru ini di kawasan Bintaro Jaya yakni sebelah selatan Jakarta telah di luncurkan sebuah Mall yang bakal menjadi pavorit untuk di kunjungi setiap akhir pekan bahkan setiap hari sekalipun, karena anda tidak akan pernah...

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100 سوالات to Ask Your Parents

posted by pure-angel

I Found that on the internet

1. When آپ were young, were آپ involved in any kind of political protests such as for the Civil Rights movement یا against Vietnam? Why یا why not?

2. What tells آپ when a child is responsible enough to trust a lot?

3. What was your first car? What was your پسندیدہ car when آپ were young?

4. How often do آپ go over the speed limit?

5. Were آپ considered مقبول in middle school یا high school? Why یا why not?

6. Did آپ have big fights with your mom when آپ were growing up? If so, what were they usually about?

7. Did آپ have big fights with your dad when آپ were...

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60 random phrases

posted by black_magics

1.The 'poke' button on facebook is awesome...
But I think there should be a 'stab' button...

2.was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS
the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.

3. anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never
tried to staple jello to a tree.

4.Text someone and tell them "Hey, I lost my phone, can آپ call it?"
and see how many people call it

5. 3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape,
and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!...

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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

posted by ilovepenguins

50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time آپ turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him یا her that you’ve lost your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he یا she has anything...

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50 Fun Things to Do in Someone Else's House

posted by CullenProperty

1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the تندور on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...

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Space پیپر وال

added by BlindBandit92

Source: Gucken on Deviantart.com

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75 Completely Random and Useless Facts

posted by Delilah_Scruggs

NOTE: These "facts" have not necessarily been verified. They are just for fun.

1.If آپ keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.

3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical مچھلی stores.

4.A Wisconsin فورک لفٹ, فارکلافٹ operator for a Miller بیئر distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper دکھانا him drinking a Bud Light.

5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).

6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated...

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72 things guys should know about girls

posted by karpach_13

72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...

1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her آپ love her.

5. Call her before آپ sleep and after آپ wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease آپ back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her پسندیدہ movie with her یا her پسندیدہ دکھائیں even if آپ think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes....

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Always Remember These 27 Facts When Liking A Guy.

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys may be flirting around all دن but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

5. آپ have to tell a guy what آپ really want before he gets the message clearly.

6. Guys love their moms یا grandmas.

7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

8. آپ can never understand him unless آپ listen to him.

9. Beware. Guys can make gossips...

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My سب, سب سے اوپر 20 پسندیدہ Fictional Characters

posted by KataraLover

This is my updated فہرست of my سب, سب سے اوپر 20 پسندیدہ fictional characters. Unfortunately, some characters had to be kicked out to make room for some new پسندیدہ of mine. I also added honorable mentions for some characters I wish could've made the سب, سب سے اوپر 20 but, unfortunately, missed the cut. Please keep in mind that this is just my personal opinion, so please be polite. Please پرستار and تبصرہ because I love to see what people think and to know that they like my articles.

Honorable Mentions:
30.Tiana (The Princess and the Frog)
29.Pocahontas (Pocahontas)
28.Goofy (The Mickey ماؤس and دوستوں Franchise)...

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Teen titans Zodiac signs!!!

posted by Famegurl754

Aries: Trigon?
Reason: I think he is a good Aries. I'm not saying he was born onthat kind of day, I'm just saying this because I think it fit's him.

Taurus: Beast boy
Reason: he can some times be as MEAN as a bull, he can shape shift into any animal. Sometimes he's as sweet as a Mice, but then he's as mean as a bull.

Gemini: Mas y Menos
Reason: It's obvious, THE TWINS!! DUH!! I know Gemini's can be mysterious then happy but these to are probably Gemini's.

Cancer: Starfire
Reason: Cancer's are moody, so I'd say she's very moody sometimes, Starfire is very nice and caring.

Leo: Jericho
Reason: I know...

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سب, سب سے اوپر 100 Laugh Your پچھواڑے, گدا Off Jokes❤ ❥

posted by GDragon612

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag آپ down to his level and beat آپ with experience.

2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I چرا لیا, چوری کی a bike and asked for forgiveness.

4. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

5. Going to church doesn't make آپ a Christian any مزید than standing in a گیراج makes آپ a car.
6. We live in a society where پیزا gets to your house before the police.

7. Women might be able to fake orgasms....

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Alpha & Echo

added by emma-janee

The Witch's House

added by deedeeflower

Source: panoramio.com

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Promotional Kitten Basket?

added by RoohWinchester

Source: www.damnyouautocorrect.com

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Medieval Torture Devices

posted by Nein-Nein

The brazen bull an execution device

The period known as the Middle Ages stands out as one of the most violent eras in history. This epoch, lasting roughly 1,000 years, from the 5th century to the 15th, was a time of great inequality and brutality in much of Europe.
Here are some of the devices used to punish and torture criminals :-

THE BRAZEN بیل :
The Brazen بیل was a hollow brass statue crafted to resemble a real bull. Victims were placed inside, usually with their tongues cut out first. The door was shut, sealing them in. Fires would then be lit around the bull. As the victim succumbed to the searing heat inside,...

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100 Hottest Male شخصیات مشہور (In My Opinion) Part 1

posted by saz19126

Please note that these are all my opinion so some of these may perhaps not be to everyone's tastes but there we are. Also these aren't in any particular order - it would take forever to put them all in an order lol. I won't bore آپ with too much writing - surely you're just after the pictures right? :) Oh and lastly for the actors I've only put my favourite film/tv دکھائیں that they've been in - it's not that I'm being ignorant about their other work

1.
Name: Kris Lemche (Actor)
From: Final Destination 3
Character: Ian McKinley
Attraction: His gothy style in this film - haven't seen him in anything...

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Wise Quotes about Life

posted by dodo4

This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare

The words of truth are always paradoxical.
- Lao Tzu

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

The wise man does not lay up his own treasures.
The مزید he gives to others, the مزید he has for his own.
- Lao Tzu

Nothing is softer یا مزید flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it.
- Lao Tzu

Silence is a ذریعہ of great strength.
- Lao Tzu

Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is whatever آپ ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

The cave you...

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50 most hated tv characters (according to FHM magazine)

posted by HuddyJoy0524

FHM Magazine released a فہرست a few years back of the 50 worst t.v. characters of all time. I think it mostly pertains to sitcoms. So what do آپ all think? Agree? Disagree? Think they are missing people یا that any of these people shouldn't be on the list?

50. Ross Gellar - Friends
49. Wilbur Post - Mister Ed
48. Janet Wood - Three's Company
47. Dwayne Wayne - A Different World
46. Jimmy Glick - Primetime Glick
45. The Professor - Gilligan's Island
44. Gomer Pyle - Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
43. Paul Shaffer - Late دکھائیں With David Letterman
42. Edna Garrett - The Facts of Life
41. Jessie Spano - Saved سے طرف کی The...

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posted by scarlet009

not سے طرف کی me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot یا putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast food restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...