Advice: So... I hope that آپ are not eating یا آپ just ate because آپ are going to puke...

Today at school happend something very funny but gross at the same time. We had P.E. and then we had English. I sat in my ڈیسک and I felt a strange smell, but that smell didn't mind for me. One of my classmates کہا that it smells like WC. After the English lesson a girl came اگلے to me( I was not in my desk) and asked me:
"Is that your SHIT over there?"
I said: "What?*looking under my desk*OMG! WTF! A piece of SHIT( it wasn't chocolate) under my desk...!!!!!
* looking at my left shoe * Oh Fuck!!! I went to bathroom to clean my shoe...
The problem was: HOW TO TAKE OUT THAT SHIT! It پگھلانا, سودھنا like hell.
On the board wrote:"Evacuate the Class!"
We solved that problem... * I do not tell آپ that part *
But the problem was that all school knew about that!! .•~•
I hope that nobody remind about that tomorrow...


I think that آپ will ask why that REAL shit was there.....
I guess that was o Joke یا the guy who is in the 3rd grade(3rd grade learns in that class before us) had a little problem.....(poor guy was too scared)



P.S. Sorry if I کہا something wrong... Hope u like it...?