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Hi

posted by Misharrypotter

*Gives آپ a tissue*

*sniffles*
wildsharks responded to Izzery, 2 منٹ پہلے via Formspring for iOS
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( یا better yet آپ can kiss me if آپ make a shoot thatss better then the one I did *rolls off laughing*)

((*puts a بتھ, مرغابی behind آپ ten miles away and shots at آپ but a repeat of last time happens and it hits کہا duck* *smirks*))

responded to Gymleadermisty2, 3 منٹ ago( آپ got a better change kissing me and not ending up dead then geting a a shoot that meant to be shoot)

((I know. *smirks mischiviously*))
kingrant responded to Gymleadermisty2, 6 منٹ ago
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WHAT DO آپ THINK WAS THE MOST EXCITING MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE?

The end.
ShinigamiWolfey responded to CARCINOGENOMES, 12 منٹ ago
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( .... Thats kids stuff , kiss me and that بتھ, مرغابی is your head ¬_¬)

((...............I'm going to shot ya and miss again.))
kingrant responded to Gymleadermisty2, 12 منٹ ago

deathding, I-Luv-L and 1 other like this

jbieber4realz Lol...Uh Are You 100% New here? √

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Death & A GUY

posted by -Yusha-

Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."

Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the اگلے on my list".

Guy:"Okay why don't آپ take a نشست and I will get آپ something to eat before we go?".

Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the فہرست and removed his name from the سب, سب سے اوپر of the فہرست and put it at the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he کہا to the guy, "Because آپ have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the فہرست ..."

Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much آپ try!!

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Pokemon Theme Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

To catch them is my real test

To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Teach Pokemon to understand

The power that's inside

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

It's آپ and me

I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Ooooh, you're my best friend

In a world we must defend

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

Our hearts so true

Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Yeeaa.

Every challenge along the way

With courage I can face

To claim my rightful place

Come with me the time is right...

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THIS IS FUNNY

posted by jessicamc26

A stoner called the آگ کے, آگ department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"

HAHAHAHAHHA
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THIS IS FUNNY
THIS IS FUNNY
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THIS IS FUNNY
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THIS IS FUNNY

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THIS IS FUNNY

THIS IS FUNNYAHAHAHAHAHA
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THIS IS FUNNY

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THIS IS FUNNY

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THIS IS FUNNY

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:)

posted by sapherequeen

:)

I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a پرستار of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on Fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I love and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of آپ for the rest of my life :)

I love آپ all! Have a beautiful, wonderful دن :D

-LOL!-

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Emails to ALice

posted by KatiiCullen94

dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that آپ were real, that آپ all were , that he was.
There is evidence that آپ were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming یا not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and آپ diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, یا did i make آپ up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without آپ i dont know. But i want to find out. Do آپ think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...

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Night Surgeon Lyrics

posted by twilight0girl

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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can آپ forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the سٹریٹ, گلی physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your پچھواڑے, گدا like rembrandt!
Ha! آپ Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when آپ see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who آپ are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what آپ did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who آپ are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...

ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!

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comebacks after someone says you're gay.

posted by Tamar20

1)"Why, do آپ find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I love the سیکنڈ grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and آپ actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...

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61 Things Girls dont know about Guys- this is in a Guys Point of View

posted by milorox18

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with مزید than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are آپ busy?" یا "Are آپ doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all دن but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...

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Suricates

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Real Life Disney Princesses - Pocahontas

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OOOOOOO Is That Minka Kelly's Nipple????

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Funny Stuff!

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50 Ways To Annoy People

posted by karpach_14

Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone آپ love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard یا hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as آپ open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 منٹ یا so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring یا your nails on the blackboard اگلے time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. اگلے کنسرٹ آپ go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...