1.)When your teacher asks any سوالات say "Why does my cats breath smell like cat food?"
2.) When the teacher is reading out facts say "Lies! Lies!" یا "Fibs brake baby Jesus' ribs!"
3.) Pretend to cough every time your teacher starts to talk.
4.) Throw your pencil case at the teacher and shout "Go pikachu!"
5.) When your teacher asks why آپ didn't do your homework say " آپ can't tell me off for something I didn't do!"
6.) Jump on سب, سب سے اوپر of the میز, جدول and shout "Spidey powers activate" while imitating spiderman.
7.) When the teacher asks آپ to answer a سوال say "The brain آپ are trying to reach is un available at the moment so please leave a message after the beep!" *Make a loud beeping sound*
8.) When the teacher opens the blinds say "Ah, the light it burns!" and collapse on the floor pretending to be dead.
9.) When a teacher says your name in the register say "no, I'm not here I'm at ہوم but I used my magic powers to communicate with you" (In sarcastic voice), if it's a supply teacher who asks your name say either "Your worst nightmare mwhahaha!" , "PEDOPHILE!!! STALKER!!! WHY DO آپ WANT TO KNOW MY NAME!" , "Dead because I killed it!" یا just say a random number and when they tell آپ to stop being so stupid say "Are آپ being racist just because my name is different!"
10.) Lean back on your chair and fall off. Then shout "Avenge me simba!" then lay on the floor pretending to be dead with your tounge sticking out e.c.t
2.) When the teacher is reading out facts say "Lies! Lies!" یا "Fibs brake baby Jesus' ribs!"
3.) Pretend to cough every time your teacher starts to talk.
4.) Throw your pencil case at the teacher and shout "Go pikachu!"
5.) When your teacher asks why آپ didn't do your homework say " آپ can't tell me off for something I didn't do!"
6.) Jump on سب, سب سے اوپر of the میز, جدول and shout "Spidey powers activate" while imitating spiderman.
7.) When the teacher asks آپ to answer a سوال say "The brain آپ are trying to reach is un available at the moment so please leave a message after the beep!" *Make a loud beeping sound*
8.) When the teacher opens the blinds say "Ah, the light it burns!" and collapse on the floor pretending to be dead.
9.) When a teacher says your name in the register say "no, I'm not here I'm at ہوم but I used my magic powers to communicate with you" (In sarcastic voice), if it's a supply teacher who asks your name say either "Your worst nightmare mwhahaha!" , "PEDOPHILE!!! STALKER!!! WHY DO آپ WANT TO KNOW MY NAME!" , "Dead because I killed it!" یا just say a random number and when they tell آپ to stop being so stupid say "Are آپ being racist just because my name is different!"
10.) Lean back on your chair and fall off. Then shout "Avenge me simba!" then lay on the floor pretending to be dead with your tounge sticking out e.c.t
1.always let him talk to آپ about stuff he likes
2.always see what آپ have in common (if آپ do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW آپ FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS آپ OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask سوالات about him like his پسندیدہ color, his پسندیدہ movie یا his پسندیدہ t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your پسندیدہ clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your پسندیدہ فلمیں and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank آپ for reading i hope this helps :)
2.always see what آپ have in common (if آپ do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW آپ FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS آپ OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask سوالات about him like his پسندیدہ color, his پسندیدہ movie یا his پسندیدہ t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your پسندیدہ clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your پسندیدہ فلمیں and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank آپ for reading i hope this helps :)
