The most random thing ever made - me and my friend talking on facebook chat. Brace yourself for an undescribable dose of epicness.
H - Hattress
E - Her Friend Emily
H: Why do آپ call me and not say anything?
سیکنڈ time in a row?
E: When did I call you?
Probably my sister was playing.
H: That explains a lot.
Many people call me سے طرف کی accident because I'm first on their contacts list. (my name starts with a)
E: Was she singing "Hallelujah"?
H: Nope.
There were only some creaks
and kind of a distant scream
I thought that maybe you're being murdered.
E: Because we've got a torture chamber in our basement, but don't worry.
H: Ok.
E: I was talking with Alex through Skype
H: And?
E: Well, she was eating a Satino کھیر, پکوڑی and Maria was sitting اگلے to her because it was her account and she wanted to see everything and then her father went in and I hid behind the webcam then Alex went away she کہا she'll be back soon and Maria got disconnected and that's the end.
H: A fascinating conversation, milady.
I find your point of view on the cat's case truly curious.
E: Oh yeah, they were trying to force Elvis (the cat) to speak.
That was terrible.
They will torment him to death.
H: poor Elvis
E: Hey, isn't he already dead?
H: How come?
Elvis lives!
E: I bet the cat's his incarnation.
H: That's for sure.
E: I think they force him to sing everyday when he thought he'd finally find peace as a cat.
H: Cause us human beings are like parasites
We'll even force a cat to sing.
E: Hey, didn't they want to castrate him?!
H: They did
But I'm planning to castrate my cat as well
It's... natural
E: But he's ELVIS
H: But they may not realise their cat's true identity
E: Who cares آپ can't just go and castrate an ex-human being
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
H - Hattress
E - Her Friend Emily
H: Why do آپ call me and not say anything?
سیکنڈ time in a row?
E: When did I call you?
Probably my sister was playing.
H: That explains a lot.
Many people call me سے طرف کی accident because I'm first on their contacts list. (my name starts with a)
E: Was she singing "Hallelujah"?
H: Nope.
There were only some creaks
and kind of a distant scream
I thought that maybe you're being murdered.
E: Because we've got a torture chamber in our basement, but don't worry.
H: Ok.
E: I was talking with Alex through Skype
H: And?
E: Well, she was eating a Satino کھیر, پکوڑی and Maria was sitting اگلے to her because it was her account and she wanted to see everything and then her father went in and I hid behind the webcam then Alex went away she کہا she'll be back soon and Maria got disconnected and that's the end.
H: A fascinating conversation, milady.
I find your point of view on the cat's case truly curious.
E: Oh yeah, they were trying to force Elvis (the cat) to speak.
That was terrible.
They will torment him to death.
H: poor Elvis
E: Hey, isn't he already dead?
H: How come?
Elvis lives!
E: I bet the cat's his incarnation.
H: That's for sure.
E: I think they force him to sing everyday when he thought he'd finally find peace as a cat.
H: Cause us human beings are like parasites
We'll even force a cat to sing.
E: Hey, didn't they want to castrate him?!
H: They did
But I'm planning to castrate my cat as well
It's... natural
E: But he's ELVIS
H: But they may not realise their cat's true identity
E: Who cares آپ can't just go and castrate an ex-human being
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. Ruin there پسندیدہ dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with سوپ and prank him.
8. Kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up سے طرف کی me. ^ ^
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with سوپ and prank him.
8. Kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up سے طرف کی me. ^ ^
No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.
1. "Highway Star", سے طرف کی Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", سے طرف کی Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", سے طرف کی Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", سے طرف کی ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", سے طرف کی Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", سے طرف کی Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", سے طرف کی Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", سے طرف کی Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", سے طرف کی Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", سے طرف کی Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", سے طرف کی The Runaways
12. "Mother, سے طرف کی Danzig
13. "Voodoo", سے طرف کی Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", سے طرف کی Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", سے طرف کی Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", سے طرف کی Autograph
17. "I Love آپ Period", سے طرف کی Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", سے طرف کی Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", سے طرف کی Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", سے طرف کی Kansas