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[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits اگلے Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have آپ tried دکھانا him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
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[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like آپ - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - مچھلی Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty bucks!
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks!
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[Family Guy] S04E02 - Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High #184
Lois: آپ see, our son Chris, well...
Peter: Wait, Lois, we have to handle this delicately. Mrs. Lockhart, our son....would like to plow you.
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[Family Guy] S04E04 - Don't Make Me Over #185
Peter: Oh Meg, honey. I always thought آپ were beautiful just the way آپ we're... [starts laughing]. Oh, God, couldn't do that with a straight face. [Continues laughing] Welcome to the family, sweetheart. Chris, go burn all of Meg's old pictures.
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[Family Guy] S04E06 - Petarded #186
Peter: Attention, restaurant customers. Testicles. That is all.
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[Family Guy] S04E07 - Brian the Bachelor #187
Brooke: Glen, will آپ accept this rose?
Quagmire: Really? After I drugged آپ and tried to have sex with your unconscious body?
Brooke: What?
Quagmire: Yes.
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[Family Guy] S04E08 - 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter #188
Peter: Here honey, I got آپ this greeting card.
Lois: "I'm sorry I sold our daughter into slavery."
Peter: Yeah, it was really hard to find one of those in English.
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[Family Guy] S04E13 - Jungle Love #189
Chris: Dad, don't آپ see? You're using the island to get out of your problems at home.
Peter: What are آپ talking about? Meg's right there.
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[Family Guy] S04E21 - I Take Thee Quagmire #190
Cleveland: Hey, Quagmire, is that a کیلا in your pocket, یا an erection in your pocket?
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[Family Guy] S04E22 - Sibling Rivalry #191
Chris: For my science homework, I had to make a shoebox diarrhea of the evolution of man.
Lois: آپ mean diorama.
Chris: ...Uh-oh.

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My Lame Opinion On Shovel Knight.

posted by deathding

There's a reason why Shovel Knight is widely regarded as the best game of 2014, and here's why.

But first, since I'm مزید of a buzzkill than the bees in Donkey Kong Country, a little backstory.

Shovel Knight started out as a project on the مقبول website Kickstarter, which kickstarts new ideas and is commonly used to make and invent new things. Then came....

*Insert cliche as hell hallelujah music*

This game, Shovel Knight.

Now since this isn't a review, I'm just going to give what I think of it, that way this doesn't turn into one of those god-forsaken 1,000 word essays آپ had to do in a week...

Fight! Kamen Rider V3 - English Lyrics

posted by BlondLionEzel

rimson, Crimson, Crimson ہیلمیٹ of V3
Double Typhoon, the بیلٹ, پٹی of Life
The wind-wheels of Strength and Technique spin
Father! Mother! Sister!
My blood screams with the undulation of the wind
I will charge forth to the of my strength
The enemy is Hell’s Deathron
Fight! Masked Rider V3 of Justice

Blue, Blue, Blue Bike of V3
Hurricane Jump a flying machine
The wheels and wings defeat monsters
Father! Mother! Sister!
My blood burns with the undulation of the wind
I will charge forth to the of my life
The enemy is Hell’s Deathron
Fight! Masked Rider V3 of Justice

White, White, White Muffler of V3
Twin wings that soar in the sky
Justice and Love protect the world
Father! Mother! Sister!
My blood agitates with the undulation of the wind
I will charge forth to the of my body
The enemy is Hell’s Deathron
Fight! Masked Rider V3 of Justice

Praise be to Decepticon Lyrics (English)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Nobody believes in the end of the world
A sadistic melody thunders through the air
Darkness was born, Darkness haunts, and Darkness rules
Fill this world rampant with despair with an insane love

Before time began,
there was the All spark
Like all great power,
someone wanted it for good,
others for evil.
And so began the war.

PRAISE BE TO DECEPTICON
Now is the time to resurrect, a bloody desire called sin
PRAISE BE TO DECEPTICON
Grasp eternal life with those hands

Nobody notices the darkness in hearts
Nobody can hear the screams from the heart
Covered in lies, controlling lies, and lies are allowed
Fill this...

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What Girls Should Know About Guys

posted by alex165

1. We say things that aren't true to impress you

2. When we find out what آپ like a guy to be like, we'll act like it when we're around you, always

3. We research periods and moodswings to know مزید about it

4. We're just as shy as آپ are about relationships

5. We sometimes suck our stomachs in so we look skinnier

6. We always شاور before a date

7. We wear different clothes different days to see what آپ like best

8. We gel our hair way too much

9. Most of us try to lean یا look cool when you're around, and we pretend we can't see you

10. When you're gone, we binge out on chocolate bars and soda...