This is your new language.
1.Watch hours of عملی حکمت each day, every day.
2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")
3. Always talk about how آپ want to be "Miku-Chan" when آپ get older.
4. On سب, سب سے اوپر of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...
5.If آپ have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".
6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)
7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching, strange coloured pigtails that are a ridiculous length)
8. Get mad and throw a fit whenever someone says they don't like عملی حکمت in half Japanese and half English.
9.Always speak with a faked high-pitched Japanese accent.
10. Make پرستار characters that have obnoxious outfits as well and are Mary-Sues/Gary-Sues.
11. Carry around a classic عملی حکمت weapon with آپ everywhere. (i.e. Death Note, Maka's scythe,etc...)
12. Ka-me-ha-me-ha everybody.
13.Draw crappy fanart of "kaittoooo-nii to len-kuun kissing coz its kawaii dessuuu"
14.Don't pronounce your "R's"/Speak "Engrish" constantly.
15. Clog فورم like Gaia Online یا 4Chan.
16. Fangirl یا Fanboy obsessively. (This means مزید than most of our users on here.)
17. Make sure آپ have horrible grammar and spelling. (i.e. OMFG WHO CUD U SAY DAT ABOT MA AMERIKAH-SAN!!!!!!)
18.Cosplay at school, یا any other inappropriate places.
19.Fight over your favourite characters. (i.e. U چرا لیا, چوری کی MA GAKUPO DESU!!!!)
20. Live like آپ live in Japan. (This is an important step!)
21. Forget all about your own culture and completely alienate it.
22.Constantly bring up the fact that آپ are "otaku". (Nothing against otakus).
23.Wear fake animal ears/other notable عملی حکمت features.
24. Actually make yourself believe that آپ are in that عملی حکمت world/married to that character.
25. Eat nothing but Japanese food and refuse to eat anything else.
26. Go to Asian shops on a regular basis.
27.Make anyone who hates عملی حکمت dead to you.
28.If there is any Japanese exchange students, stalk them.
29.Do Caramelldansen یا Caprahina in public.
30.Never, EVER leave the house except if it it to get عملی حکمت DVD's, pocky, یا other Asian stuff.
Kagami Kawaiine, Queen of all Weeaboos.
"Desu" does NOT in fact, make you Japanese
Song: link
Man 34: *Driving a silver Malibu. He honks his horn twice as pedestrians trying to پار, صلیب the street*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train*
Man 34: *Gets a text on his phone, and puts the phone on his steering wheel. He increases his speed, going over the of 45*
Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*
The two engines were heading for a railroad crossing. So was the man texting while driving.
Man 34: *Turns right, driving on the train tracks*
Sean: *Blows his horn twice*
Man 34: What the? *Looks in front of him* How did I get on the train tracks?!
Sean: *Goes up into the air with his whole train,...
