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سے طرف کی a Harry Potter fan.

1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much مزید successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why Fred and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
14) Sing 'Mountain Air' from The Hunger Games at Fred's death.
15) During the exam scene in Order Of The Pheonix, loudly yell 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS'
16) Ask them are they Team Edward یا Team Jacob.
17) Ask their opinion on Harry and Draco's 'wand fight'
18) Go over memories of them not getting their letter on their 11th birthday.
19) Stick a piece of paper with the word MUGGLE on their back.
20) Shout out 'FOR NARNIA' while watching the battle scene.
21) Call Ginny a ginga' ninja.
22) Point out that as much as he tries, Ron will never be able to eat as much as Niall Horan.
23) Ask why doesn't Harry Potter have a cool theme tune like Wizards Of Waverly Place does.
24) Joyfully tell them how Hunger Games is going to be way bigger than Harry Potter.
25) Ask why doesn't Harry have his mother's eyes.
26) Ask who Fred marries.
27) Point out how Harry and Hermione make such a good couple, and suggest Ron and Ginny get together.
29) Everytime Professor McGonagall comes on screen yell 'WHAT'S NEW PUSSY CAT?'
30) Compare Professor Trenawly to Alice Cullen.
31) Take embaressing pictures of them insisting you're Colin Creevy.
32) Declare your mutal love for the Giant Squid aloud in public.
33) Point out how Ron's catchphrase 'Bloody Hell' is just another word for a girl's period.
34) Blow smoke from your mouth outside on a cold دن and pretend you're Norbet.
35) Tell them their hair looks like Hagrid's.
36) Hold a non existant object in front of their face, and declare it's only visible to wizards.
37) Ask them why Harry never changes his shirt.
38) Insist on playing 'Got your nose' with pictures of Voldemort.
39) Replace their Harry Potter DVDs with Twilight ones.
40) Ask if J.K stands for Joseph Kony.
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Alright basically the عنوان says it all so I'm just ganna jump into it.

1. Princess- it's a cute name for a girl who likes feeling really important and special

2. Beautiful/Gorgeous- basically it's one that every girl will love and آپ don't have to worry about them not liking it

3. Sweetie Pie- okay this one is a good one if your girl is مزید on the country side

4. Sweet Heart- another one that a lot of girls like

5. Babe/Baby- good most of the time

6. Kitten- this is a good one for girls who are either animal lovers یا sweet, cute and playful

Look use these if آپ want but in my opinion make up...
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posted by Alma_
Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do آپ know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' پسندیدہ Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a کشتی he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
posted by Me_Iz_Here
1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) Japan is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...
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(there is no order)

1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)
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01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If آپ can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If آپ can't see Chuck Norris آپ may be only سیکنڈ away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...
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posted by invadercalliope
When آپ turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If آپ have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
آپ cannot turn back anymore

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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
posted by scarlet009
1. Watch the sunset together.

2. Whisper to each other.

3. Cook for each other.

4. Walk in the rain.

5. Hold hands


6. Buy gifts for each other.

7. Roses.

8. Find out their پسندیدہ cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.

9. Go for a long walk down the ساحل سمندر, بیچ at midnight.

10. Write poetry for each other.

11. Hugs are the universal medicine.

12. Say only when آپ mean it and make sure they know آپ mean it.

13. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.

14. Tell her that she's the only girl آپ ever want. Don't lie!

15. Spend every سیکنڈ possible together.

16. Look into each other's eyes....
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Chocolate rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate rain
A baby born will die before the sin

Chocolate rain
The school کتابیں say it can't be here again
Chocolate rain
The prisons make آپ wonder where it went

Chocolate rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate rain
Zoom the camera out and see the lie

Chocolate rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate rain
Only in the past is what they say

Chocolate rain
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Chocolate rain
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate

Chocolate rain
Made me پار, صلیب the سٹریٹ, گلی the other day
Chocolate rain
Made آپ turn your head the...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
I wanna take آپ somewhere so آپ know I care
But it's so cold and I don't know where
I brought آپ daffodils in a pretty string
But they won't پھول like they did last spring

And I wanna kiss you, make آپ feel alright
I'm just so tired to share my nights
I wanna cry and I wanna love
But all my tears have been used up

On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up
On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up
On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up

Oh oh

And if somebody hurts you, I wanna fight
But my hands been broken, one too many times
So I'll use my voice,...
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With how I constantly praise the SMT series, I think it’s obvious to say that I am a big پرستار of the series. I’ve played all the PS2 titles, most of the DS titles, and am immensely excited for SMT V and the remaster of one of my پسندیدہ games ever, Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne. So with that said, it should be absolute heresy to say that I am even making this مضمون about Persona 4. For those not in the know, SMT and Persona شائقین kinda, sorta, just a little bit fucking depise each other. It’s actually kind of insane how vicious they get. Like wild dogs, really. Persona شائقین call SMT fans...
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