37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish آپ were a door so I could slam آپ all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do آپ work for UPS? I thought I saw آپ checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy آپ a drink یا do آپ just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted بستر Thrasher: have آپ seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make آپ the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and آپ can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish آپ were a ٹٹو Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride آپ all دن long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how آپ look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings یا the stairway to heaven?
14. آپ might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. آپ must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing آپ do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be آپ سے طرف کی morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. آپ know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
22. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name شیری Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do آپ believe in love at first sight یا should I walk سے طرف کی again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone کہا آپ were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if آپ think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but آپ can tickle me anytime آپ want to.
30. I know دودھ does a body good, but DAMN, how much have آپ been drinking?
31. If آپ were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some پیزا and sex? No? Why? Don't آپ like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go ہوم without me.
34. Do آپ sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do آپ wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I lost my puppy. Can آپ help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get آپ out of these wet clothes.
1. I wish آپ were a door so I could slam آپ all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do آپ work for UPS? I thought I saw آپ checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy آپ a drink یا do آپ just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted بستر Thrasher: have آپ seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make آپ the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and آپ can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish آپ were a ٹٹو Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride آپ all دن long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how آپ look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings یا the stairway to heaven?
14. آپ might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. آپ must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing آپ do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be آپ سے طرف کی morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. آپ know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
22. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name شیری Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do آپ believe in love at first sight یا should I walk سے طرف کی again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone کہا آپ were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if آپ think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but آپ can tickle me anytime آپ want to.
30. I know دودھ does a body good, but DAMN, how much have آپ been drinking?
31. If آپ were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some پیزا and sex? No? Why? Don't آپ like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go ہوم without me.
34. Do آپ sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do آپ wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I lost my puppy. Can آپ help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get آپ out of these wet clothes.
