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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
آپ can be the مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن to my jelly
آپ can be the butterflies I feel in my belly
آپ can be the captain
And I can be your first mate
آپ can be the chills that I feel on our first date
آپ can be the hero
And I can be your sidekick
آپ can be the tear That I cry if we ever split
آپ can be the rain from the بادل when it's stormin'
یا u can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

Chorus
Don't know if I could ever be Without you
'Cause boy آپ complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see That we're all we need
Cause you're the سیب, ایپل to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry

Cause you're the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for آپ (for you)
آپ take the both of us (of us)
And we're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two

Verse 2
آپ can be the prince and I can be your princess
آپ can be the sweet tooth I can be the dentist
آپ can be the shoes and I can be the laces
آپ can be the دل that I spill on the pages
آپ can be the ووڈکا, شراب and I can be the chaser
آپ can be the pencil and I can be the paper
آپ can be as cold as the winter weather
But I don't care as long as were together

Chorus
Don't know if I could ever be
Without آپ 'cause boy آپ complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see
That we're all we need
Cause you're the سیب, ایپل to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry

Cause your the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for آپ (for you)
آپ take the both of us (of us)
And we're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two

Verse 3
آپ know that I'll never doubt ya
And آپ know that I think about ya
And آپ know I can't live without ya
I love the way that آپ smile
And maybe in just a while
I can see me walk down the aisle

Cause you're the سیب, ایپل to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry
Cause your the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for آپ (for u)
U take the both of us (of us)
And were the perfect two
Were the perfect two
Were the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two(yeah, yeah)
posted by mandali
A Child's Mind

A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything آپ may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!

Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!

For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!

-Siri Mandali

Hope آپ like it, I've گیا کیا پوسٹ it in my blog too :) - link
posted by Animetama
Here are some tips on getting a shy یا quiet girl, please read closley but try not to over read it.

1: Make her laugh, she loves to laugh and have a good time.

2: Don't force her to open up right away, get to know her, آپ may be surprized (in a good way).

3: Smile, she wants to know if you're happy too. But don't fake a smile.

4: Don't be too silly, یا too serious, as کہا before, she wants to have a good time.

5: if she rejects your offers, then it means she may not be intrerested in you.

6: Hang out with her, if your still in school, then that's a good oppertunity to every once in awhile hang...
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The Falling Man
One of the most haunting تصاویر captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated سے طرف کی the smoke یا get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.

People, آپ rant so much about how آپ have a hard time making choices. Whether آپ should work on your assignment یا go out with your friends. Whether آپ should تاریخ this guy یا that guy. Whether آپ should break up with your boyfriend یا not. Whether آپ should wear the گلابی بلاؤز, کمری یا the baby blue one.



Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
posted by GreenerPastures
These are some reasons why I abso-flipping-lutely love my smashing country Kenya:
1-Its where the President of the sovereign United States of America traces his roots,albeit a little too far off.
2- Its the only place آپ can hear phrases like:"Omera,yawa, who do آپ think آپ are messing with? Don't آپ know that my brother has a friend who wipes the office of a man who makes long-distance calls to the friend of a man who works with the president of the FBI who talks face-to-face with Obama, therefore I have American blood flowing in my veins?" Yet the poor guy is as black as coal.
3-The glam...
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posted by Tamar20
Enemies and haters can be annoying and their تبصرے and insults can upset you. Learn how to deal with it...

1)If آپ don’t know why they hate you, ask them calmly and nicely. If they are nasty to آپ یا start swearing یا being violent, walk away and don’t bother trying to talk to them again until they have calmed down یا until they talk to آپ nicely. Some people can be دیا سیکنڈ chances to realize that آپ aren’t really a bad person and they have nothing to hate آپ for. But some people just won’t like آپ in life, so don’t waste your time fretting about why they don’t like...
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if someone is annoying you, just say "they're not even worth my time."


if someone is making آپ upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."


if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."


if someone doesn't like the way آپ are, یا they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, یا don't accept me at all."


if someone is bullying آپ for "no reason", it's because they like you, یا is jealous of you, یا it's the spirits clashing.
posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
Found this online...
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give آپ a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if آپ can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your دن been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream,...
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31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Written سے طرف کی a guy. After years of experience.

1. Whatever آپ do, don't just دکھائیں up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and آپ will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to kiss in...
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posted by karpach_14
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character یا the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Pisces.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Neptune
Symbol: The Fish
Your stone: Bloodstone
Life Pursuit: To avoid feeling alone and instead feel connected to others and the world at large
Vibration: Erratic Energy levels
Pisces Secret Desire: To live their dreams and turn fantasies into realities

Description:
Mysterious and alluring individuals, most Pisces are extremely talented, but even though they are gifted in many ways, they still manage to spend most of their lives battling "confusing" conditions. Pisces is the sign symbolised سے طرف کی the image of two fish. Their symbol depicts one مچھلی heading...
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1-play baseball with one cucumber

2-use a cucumber to sing along with your دوستوں

3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend

4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them آپ are raising money to buy food for homeless dogs

5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that آپ want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you

6-in valentines دن gift your دوستوں a cucumber and tell them آپ grew them with love

7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it اگلے to your ear and say that he talks to آپ and says he need a new ہوم and thats why آپ buy it

8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like یا love and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn مزید fans......add random ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn مزید fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn تمغے ...u have to add مزید pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have مزید تمغے .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get مزید fans.....and frnds too.

when i have مزید ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this مضمون will be useful have a gr8 دن everybody and type ur تبصرہ plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a پیزا and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best پیزا ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at random times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that آپ are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this فہرست ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs آپ know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that آپ are a muggle born even if آپ did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed

thats it! i hope آپ liked it!
posted by Cantwait4book5
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!

I just read a سوال on this spot that asked "If آپ saw Justin Bieber standing on the سب, سب سے اوپر of a building getting ready to jump, would آپ cry یا scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on سب, سب سے اوپر of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.

Why do آپ people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone آپ know یا care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.

And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.

I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!

Anyone agree???
posted by juviechick1339
why boys go out with girls... so true
Created سے طرف کی augustemily1997

Created سے طرف کی augustemily1997 on Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Tagged: yay
REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
did آپ know that every night before آپ go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If آپ repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with آپ will approach آپ within one ماہ and ask آپ out یا grab آپ and kiss you. but if آپ break this chain no one will...
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posted by blaise_jez
Q .. Did آپ here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do آپ do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the سٹریٹ, گلی when the sign کہا "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when آپ ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
posted by ilovepenguins
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the اگلے stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the اگلے stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...
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This is سے طرف کی far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic سوالات being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some جوابات that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can آپ send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi ساحل سمندر, بیچ on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was reading the Wal-Mart مضمون and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the تبصرے section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read سوالات aloud, debate your جوابات with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that آپ can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: ارے everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...
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