I just made some up and put them all here-some are negative, positive and quotes and sayings and others.

1. This is me. This is who I am. If آپ don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause آپ are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. آپ think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde یا skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of candy
7. آپ can do anything-but not everything
8. آپ may be physically here-but آپ have to have your head in the game.
9. آپ tell me آپ love me-but آپ end up killing me
10. آپ tell me I’m dumb? Oh thank-you ‘cause آپ are twice as dumb as I am.
11. آپ tell me I’m fat? What are you, the body police? Wheres your badge that says so?
12. آپ tell me I’m ugly? Well at least I’m not as ugly as you!
13. People just miss the downright obvious
14. If آپ want to keep something secret-don’t leave it lying around
15. If آپ think آپ are so smart-why waste your time telling me so?
16. آپ may not admit it, But i know آپ are lying
17. Keep on chatting, Its so interesting that i want to take a nap
18. Watch out for your own ass, ‘Cause آپ are on your own
19. People tell me this, and آپ tell me something different? Coincidence?-or are آپ keeping something from me?
20. Spill the beans-or you’re toast
21. No need for those excuses-I now know what type of person آپ really are
22. Why in such a rush? What, got something better to do?