Random Article: Feel free to be RANDOM!

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posted by Paice2Pacegurl

MEOW, CALIFORNIA! See? There's something deeply liberating in yelling out something random, and it makes آپ think 'Hey, I don't care what آپ think about me!' Go on, try it now, say something random! There we go.

The word 'random' should not be confused with weird, یا stupid. They are three very different things, and if آپ don't believe me, look it up in an English Dictionary.

Obviously, some people are مزید reserved than others, and will simply not go yelling out random things, but what I am trying to really say is, is to just feel free to be yourself! It's your life, so live it!

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LadyEmzy16 MANGO!! KETCHUP!!! DOGPOOP!! ZOMBIE ATTACK!!! KNICKERS!! M N' Ms!! And other RANDOM stuff I can think of!

DramaQueen1020 POISON DART FROGS!!! HAIR!! ELTON JOHN!!! OWLS!!!! THE TROJAN WAR!!! GEOMETRY!!! SIRIUS!!! Notice how most people use nouns as random things? Well, guess what? OFTEN!!! Haha!

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Funny Quotes

posted by jeniffer2200

i'm a tumor

Family guy quotes:

*Black Jesus!* "I rode this town on ass!,Yo mama's ass!" *Black Jesus*

"Meth is a hell of a drug."

"I'm a tumor,I'm a tumor...I'm a tumor!,I'm a tumor,I'am a tumor...I'am tumor! oh oh! I'M A TUMOR!"

"Pick up my poop!"

"I have the power! He-Man!"

"Giggity!"

"Luis! Luis,Luis,Luis,Luis,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mama,Mama,Mama,Mama,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mummy,Mummy,Mama!,Mama! WHAT!? HI! eheheheheh"

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Spongebob Quotes:

"Oh Please! I have no soul"

"Fenland!"

"I defy آپ دل man!!"

"I don't think Wumbo is a real word...Come'on!...

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The Fun Facts Of Life

posted by kinga10111

A person can not fold a normal size piece of paper in half مزید than 8 times.

There are just over 300 million cell phones used daily in the United States alone.

A shrimps دل is in it’s head.

Kissing is actually healthier than shaking someones hand.

Natural pearls will melt in vinegar.

An زیتون درخت can live up to 1500 years.

Cleopatra married two of her brothers.

Ants can’t shut their eyes.

On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building looks like an American flag.

Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, while women shirts have the buttons on the left.

Chewing...

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50 random سوالات people ask

posted by kinga10111

50 random سوالات people ask

1. Are we there yet?
2. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
3. Which way to the emergency exit?
4. Does this make me look fat?
5. Can God make a bathtub so big He can't bathe in it?
6. Parlez-vous Français?
7. Why hasn't my check arrived yet?
8. How many fingers am I holding up?
9. Where do bad folks go when they die?
10. Why do we park on driveways and drive on freeways?
11. Who shot Mr. Burns?
12. What time is it?
13. Can I go to the bathroom?
14. May I go to the bathroom?
15. Does this hurt?
16. Will آپ marry me?
17. Whose fault is that?
18. I...

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How To Get Hired At Walmart

posted by smileypop9

Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...

A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The دن came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing آپ know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied...

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7 Sure things your mom should never know about your boyfriend

posted by neonstars

1.His cell phone number (picture this آپ are on a تاریخ with him and she calls to ask wat time will she be home)

2.His parents-(If your mom knows his parents then be prepared to see sum embarrasing pics,of yuor boyfriend)

3. If he is a virgin!! (ppicture this your up in your room with him and she pops in when yall r about to kiss and she freaks out)

4.His ex-girlfriends (if your mom knows ur boyfriend's ex girlfriends then be prepared to hear what did, tthis girl havetht my daughter didnt)

5.What his style is (your out with ur bf and mom and آپ turn the corner and she yells OH LOOK A THOOSE SEXY...

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Am I the only one who can't stand his/her family? (This was too long for an answer-question)

posted by sapherequeen

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I bet I know what some of آپ are thinking, "OMG! How can someone hate their family? That's horrible, what a brat یا what a b***h!"

Well, here's why :)

My mother is extremely controlling and b****es all the damn time and criticizes every little thing I do five times a freaking day! For example, I leave the door open for two منٹ when I'm only getting something and going out again, and she hollers at me about how I'm wasting heat and how she's going to take my آئی پوڈ, ipod یا laptop for a week if I left it open again. یا when I do all of the chores she expects me to do and I do them how she'd see...

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Ways To Annoy People In Restaurants

posted by BellaCullen96

Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the اگلے table.
Turn around every thirty-seven سیکنڈ to the people at the اگلے میز, جدول and ask them if your نشست is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever آپ see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their میز, جدول and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time آپ take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the میز, جدول itself; and make sure to make...

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Cultober II News and Future Plans or: I Suck At Keeping a Schedule

posted by Windwakerguy430

The عنوان says it all, really. So I just want to start this all off سے طرف کی apologizing to like..... The three of آپ that probably were reading this. Cultober II was something I had planned since last year. I reviewed 31 horror فلمیں last سال and really wanted to do the same this year. However, I don't have the same free time I did a سال ago. With work and other projects being in the way, as well as playing indie games for In-Indie, I have no time to review 31 films. I had hoped that limiting it to 16 would help... and then I limited it to 10. And even then it wasn't going to do any good. So...