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posted by Bond_Of_Fury
No, I'm not trying to ridicule یا make fun of my friend with that عنوان I put up there. It's meant in a sarcastic way, coming from me. He just so good at attitudinizing. Whiny. Hoity-toity. Such a drama queen. He's had a sh!t childhood, but didn't we all? His parents never liked each other, and badmouthed each other in his and his sisters' presence. His father is a war veteran who instead of a child, he has always treated him like a soldier. Even now he's nineteen years old, he has to be ہوم 22:30 PM when he goes out.

That's not cool. Seriously, I feel bad for him, and I understand him. We both have the same condition. But it's not like nobody else has had a sh!t childhood either, right? Every time he and I talked together, the conversation somehow turned into him complaining about how ugly his life was. And nobody has ever had ever had a worse childhood than he's had. Just yesterday, we were on private chat together on Xbox LIVE.


“So I heard Tony has started smoking.” he کہا through the headset.
“For real??” I said. “That's not very smart of him.”
“Honestly, he's just another one of those opportunists. Just because the rest smokes too. He says he started because of his stress and depression.”

I tried to tell him that it should be Tony's decision whether he would start smoking یا not. But he interrupted me, saying:

“If anyone of us would have a reason to smoke out of depression here, it's me.”

And there we go again. I got so sick of it, I told to go ahead and do it. Luckily, he got that it was meant sarcastically (I can be a real sarcastic person, btw).


Really he can be a very nice guy, he's even one of my best friends, but he just doesn't realize how big of a crybaby he is.
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-i hope it was helpful :P


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posted by edwardcarlisle
Well, as the عنوان says, this is a فہرست of stupid سوالات people has asked to themeselves sometime on their lifetimes.

There are others that are not questions, but still are like some sort of extra information.

Hope آپ enjoy!

- Which is another word for synonym?

- Why isn't there cat food with ماؤس flavor?

- How can Donald have nephews if he doesn't even have siblings?

- Adam and Eve had navels.

- Why when someone is being called سے طرف کی the phone, he/she starts to walk around as an idiot?

- Why if swimming is so good for losing weight, whales are so fat?

- If wool shrinks with the water, why do sheeps...
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Looking for a laugh?
Say no more, look no further! :{D


1.
Two guys are taking the subway. One of them had a bunch of bananas and a jar of musterd. He peeled a banana, dipped it in the mustard and threw it out of the window. The other guy looked at him weird, but decided not to say anything. After a منٹ یا two, he did the same thing. Peeled the banana, put it in the mustard, and threw it out of the subway train!
"Why on Earth are آپ doing that." the guy said.
"Hell, do you like bananas with mustard?"

2.
Two guys, Buck and Jamie, were sitting with Mindy, Jamie's girlfriend, in a bar chatting. Buck...
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posted by LinaHarrow
6:30am, waking up in the morning
Gotta get ready, gotta ride to school
Gotta grab some breakfast before I go
Seein’ everything, my mind is groggy
Rushing round and round, everybody’s cranky
Gotta go outside and get in mom's car
Gotta be on time, before the گھنٹی, بیل (The bell)

Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?

It’s Monday, Monday
Gotta wake up on Monday,
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend, weekend
Monday, Monday
Waking up on Monday
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend

Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Urg, urg,...
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