1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! آپ threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! آپ only wish آپ could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like بیکن and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont آپ fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping me out.
12) Let me tell آپ the secret to licking your own balls...
13) Gotta catch the tail... Gotta catch the tail... Gotta--
14) Ooh. I don't feel well. Barf... ارے look, مزید food!
15) Ohboy Ohboy A ball Throw me the ball C'mon throw me the ball
16) Frankly, grandma's breathe is worse than mine
17) I know it all Joe.Now I can tell your wife,or آپ can get me kibbles and bits.
18) Gimme some food, foo!
19) Please let me out BEFORE آپ change
20) Pushin' the rock Pushin' the rock Pushin' the rock
21) Why is it that I get stuck with kibble and آپ get steak?
22) Yeah. I can lick it. Jealous aren't you?
23) Mind if I use your couch?
24) So what if l lick my own balls? Try it, آپ might like it.
25) Yeah, I know it's just your leg, but I still don't care.
26) I don't care what the commercial says. IAMs کتے chow taste like puke!
27) Oh, I'll keep my silence-- for a price. How well do *you* beg, 'master'?
28) Would someone pry this 4 سال old away from me for heaven's sake!?
29) Why don't آپ ever lick your balls?
30) ارے Baby, Mind if I hump your leg?
31) I dont care how cute it is. No one's giving me a poodle haircut!
32) ****!!!
33) Drop Bush, not bombs!
34) Get your a** up and let me out
35) آپ cut my balls off, I'm going to kill you
36) bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
37) I told آپ to sell that Enron stock.
38) get a cat i dare you
39) I'm peeing ,,,can't I have some privacy
40) "Wear Corduroy pants so I can get better traction"
41) uhh... like, woof and stuff
42) It's not cheating if both the legs are on the same person.
43) Gimme some of them 'tater chips
44) To be, یا not to be.. That is the question.
45) I'll have one of what he's drinking
46) "F*** You! I'm leaving!"
47) Get away from my a*s.
48) Please don't sic your cat on me again!
49) Your knees smell.
50) This water's good, but nothing beats good ol' toilet water.
51) oh my god, the soap! it burns!!
52) Sorry, your leg پگھلانا, سودھنا just like Fifi اگلے door
53) dude, where's the phat blunt?
54) Get me a biscuit, *****.
55) can i please sit at the میز, جدول i promise i wont bite
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! آپ only wish آپ could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like بیکن and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont آپ fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping me out.
12) Let me tell آپ the secret to licking your own balls...
13) Gotta catch the tail... Gotta catch the tail... Gotta--
14) Ooh. I don't feel well. Barf... ارے look, مزید food!
15) Ohboy Ohboy A ball Throw me the ball C'mon throw me the ball
16) Frankly, grandma's breathe is worse than mine
17) I know it all Joe.Now I can tell your wife,or آپ can get me kibbles and bits.
18) Gimme some food, foo!
19) Please let me out BEFORE آپ change
20) Pushin' the rock Pushin' the rock Pushin' the rock
21) Why is it that I get stuck with kibble and آپ get steak?
22) Yeah. I can lick it. Jealous aren't you?
23) Mind if I use your couch?
24) So what if l lick my own balls? Try it, آپ might like it.
25) Yeah, I know it's just your leg, but I still don't care.
26) I don't care what the commercial says. IAMs کتے chow taste like puke!
27) Oh, I'll keep my silence-- for a price. How well do *you* beg, 'master'?
28) Would someone pry this 4 سال old away from me for heaven's sake!?
29) Why don't آپ ever lick your balls?
30) ارے Baby, Mind if I hump your leg?
31) I dont care how cute it is. No one's giving me a poodle haircut!
32) ****!!!
33) Drop Bush, not bombs!
34) Get your a** up and let me out
35) آپ cut my balls off, I'm going to kill you
36) bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
37) I told آپ to sell that Enron stock.
38) get a cat i dare you
39) I'm peeing ,,,can't I have some privacy
40) "Wear Corduroy pants so I can get better traction"
41) uhh... like, woof and stuff
42) It's not cheating if both the legs are on the same person.
43) Gimme some of them 'tater chips
44) To be, یا not to be.. That is the question.
45) I'll have one of what he's drinking
46) "F*** You! I'm leaving!"
47) Get away from my a*s.
48) Please don't sic your cat on me again!
49) Your knees smell.
50) This water's good, but nothing beats good ol' toilet water.
51) oh my god, the soap! it burns!!
52) Sorry, your leg پگھلانا, سودھنا just like Fifi اگلے door
53) dude, where's the phat blunt?
54) Get me a biscuit, *****.
55) can i please sit at the میز, جدول i promise i wont bite
There are some resolutions that are impossible to fulfill, but that we all make anyhow,For example:
1. Study every day.
2. Behave better at home.
3. Don't wait to do homework at the last minute.
4. Exercise once a week.
5. Don't talk in class.
6. Don't make fun of others.
7. Save money and don't make impulse buys.
8. Tell the boy آپ like "hello".
9. Don't get upset when someone confronts آپ یا tells آپ you're wrong.
10. Make a schedule for yourself and stick to it!
Which of these are on your list? Which do آپ think آپ can actually do for a whole year?
A Mayan calendar has been found that projects dates 7,000 years into the future!
Fear not, people irrationally afraid of what tomorrow might bring. Archaeologists have found a 9th century Mayan calendar in the Guatemalan complex of Xultun. The calendar is 600 years older than the other ones found elsewhere and it projects about 7000 years into the future. December 21st, 2012 is not mentioned as a special تاریخ in any way shape یا form.
So now آپ know… if آپ fear what might happen tomorrow, don't. The Mayan Apocalypse is nothing مزید than an Internet meme that we'll laugh about like we do about Y2K now.
Fear not, people irrationally afraid of what tomorrow might bring. Archaeologists have found a 9th century Mayan calendar in the Guatemalan complex of Xultun. The calendar is 600 years older than the other ones found elsewhere and it projects about 7000 years into the future. December 21st, 2012 is not mentioned as a special تاریخ in any way shape یا form.
So now آپ know… if آپ fear what might happen tomorrow, don't. The Mayan Apocalypse is nothing مزید than an Internet meme that we'll laugh about like we do about Y2K now.
