1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! آپ threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! آپ only wish آپ could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like بیکن and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont آپ fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping me out.
12) Let me tell آپ the secret to licking your own balls...
13) Gotta catch the tail... Gotta catch the tail... Gotta--
14) Ooh. I don't feel well. Barf... ارے look, مزید food!
15) Ohboy Ohboy A ball Throw me the ball C'mon throw me the ball
16) Frankly, grandma's breathe is worse than mine
17) I know it all Joe.Now I can tell your wife,or آپ can get me kibbles and bits.
18) Gimme some food, foo!
19) Please let me out BEFORE آپ change
20) Pushin' the rock Pushin' the rock Pushin' the rock
21) Why is it that I get stuck with kibble and آپ get steak?
22) Yeah. I can lick it. Jealous aren't you?
23) Mind if I use your couch?
24) So what if l lick my own balls? Try it, آپ might like it.
25) Yeah, I know it's just your leg, but I still don't care.
26) I don't care what the commercial says. IAMs کتے chow taste like puke!
27) Oh, I'll keep my silence-- for a price. How well do *you* beg, 'master'?
28) Would someone pry this 4 سال old away from me for heaven's sake!?
29) Why don't آپ ever lick your balls?
30) ارے Baby, Mind if I hump your leg?
31) I dont care how cute it is. No one's giving me a poodle haircut!
32) ****!!!
33) Drop Bush, not bombs!
34) Get your a** up and let me out
35) آپ cut my balls off, I'm going to kill you
36) bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
37) I told آپ to sell that Enron stock.
38) get a cat i dare you
39) I'm peeing ,,,can't I have some privacy
40) "Wear Corduroy pants so I can get better traction"
41) uhh... like, woof and stuff
42) It's not cheating if both the legs are on the same person.
43) Gimme some of them 'tater chips
44) To be, یا not to be.. That is the question.
45) I'll have one of what he's drinking
46) "F*** You! I'm leaving!"
47) Get away from my a*s.
48) Please don't sic your cat on me again!
49) Your knees smell.
50) This water's good, but nothing beats good ol' toilet water.
51) oh my god, the soap! it burns!!
52) Sorry, your leg پگھلانا, سودھنا just like Fifi اگلے door
53) dude, where's the phat blunt?
54) Get me a biscuit, *****.
55) can i please sit at the میز, جدول i promise i wont bite
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! آپ only wish آپ could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like بیکن and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont آپ fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping me out.
12) Let me tell آپ the secret to licking your own balls...
13) Gotta catch the tail... Gotta catch the tail... Gotta--
14) Ooh. I don't feel well. Barf... ارے look, مزید food!
15) Ohboy Ohboy A ball Throw me the ball C'mon throw me the ball
16) Frankly, grandma's breathe is worse than mine
17) I know it all Joe.Now I can tell your wife,or آپ can get me kibbles and bits.
18) Gimme some food, foo!
19) Please let me out BEFORE آپ change
20) Pushin' the rock Pushin' the rock Pushin' the rock
21) Why is it that I get stuck with kibble and آپ get steak?
22) Yeah. I can lick it. Jealous aren't you?
23) Mind if I use your couch?
24) So what if l lick my own balls? Try it, آپ might like it.
25) Yeah, I know it's just your leg, but I still don't care.
26) I don't care what the commercial says. IAMs کتے chow taste like puke!
27) Oh, I'll keep my silence-- for a price. How well do *you* beg, 'master'?
28) Would someone pry this 4 سال old away from me for heaven's sake!?
29) Why don't آپ ever lick your balls?
30) ارے Baby, Mind if I hump your leg?
31) I dont care how cute it is. No one's giving me a poodle haircut!
32) ****!!!
33) Drop Bush, not bombs!
34) Get your a** up and let me out
35) آپ cut my balls off, I'm going to kill you
36) bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
37) I told آپ to sell that Enron stock.
38) get a cat i dare you
39) I'm peeing ,,,can't I have some privacy
40) "Wear Corduroy pants so I can get better traction"
41) uhh... like, woof and stuff
42) It's not cheating if both the legs are on the same person.
43) Gimme some of them 'tater chips
44) To be, یا not to be.. That is the question.
45) I'll have one of what he's drinking
46) "F*** You! I'm leaving!"
47) Get away from my a*s.
48) Please don't sic your cat on me again!
49) Your knees smell.
50) This water's good, but nothing beats good ol' toilet water.
51) oh my god, the soap! it burns!!
52) Sorry, your leg پگھلانا, سودھنا just like Fifi اگلے door
53) dude, where's the phat blunt?
54) Get me a biscuit, *****.
55) can i please sit at the میز, جدول i promise i wont bite
Phil
Originally, Coca-Cola was green. It was an herbal medicine used for dizziness and stomach pain.
It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
The height of the pyramid of Cheops is equal to one millionth of the distance separating the Earth from the Sun....
Why do we say OK? In the Civil War, when troops returned to camp after a battle, they carried a banner with the number of dead written on it. No dead = 0K (an English acronym for "0 Killed". Hence, OK to say that 'all is well'.
The youngest pope in history was only 11.
Chimpanzees and dolphins are the only animals capable of recognizing themselves in a mirror.
Pretty amazing right? What other facts could آپ add?
