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posted by klaine_forever
I, klaine_forever, did NOT write this! I dont know if it has already been گیا کیا پوسٹ so if it has then whatevz

Big Macintosh surveyed the many apples trees that made up Sweet سیب, ایپل Acres. It was nearly apple-buck season once again, and it looked as though they would be having a bumper harvest this year. He nodded, satisfied. His sister applejack کی, اپپلیجاک walked up beside him. “Whoo, boy howdy! I sure am glad آپ ain’t injured this time, Big Macintosh!” she said. “Why, there’s even مزید apples on them trees than last year!”
“Eeyup!” Big Macintosh replied, in his characteristic manner. “Them’s a lotta apples.”
applejack کی, اپپلیجاک was silent for a moment, enjoying the feel of the slight breeze against her blonde mane. “Say, I don’t suppose you’ve seen سیب, ایپل Bloom anywhere, have ya? I been looking for her all day, and she ain’t nowhere to be found.”
Big Macintosh shook his head. “Sorry sis, can’t say I have.”
“Darn! That silly filly’s probably gone off somewhere with her friends. I just hope she ain’t getting herself into any mischief, یا else there’ll be گھاس, ہے to pay!” “Don’t آپ go worryin’ yourself, Applejack,” he replied, “I’m sure she’s perfectly fine. But anyway, I need to go back to the barn. I gotta go and press some apples for some of my home-brewed سیب, ایپل cider. I hoof-picked a few apples earlier specially, all nice and plump and ripe, and they ain’t gonna press themselves.”
applejack کی, اپپلیجاک laughed. “You sure do love your cider, don’t ya! Just make sure سیب, ایپل Bloom don’t get her hooves on it again, we all know what happened last time!”
Big Macintosh chuckled along with his sister. “Eeyup!”
The large red ٹٹو trotted back to the barn, and gently closed the door. He opened a trap-door with his mouth and went down the steps into an old disused سیب, ایپل cellar. Usually it was just filled with junk; scrap metal, old worn out ploughs, old rope and various other bits and bobs that had outlived their usefulness. Big Macintosh often came down here when he wanted to get away from the world, to withdraw for a little while for some peace and quiet. Today was different, however. The old rope, at least, had found a new use, because in cellar space were سیب, ایپل Bloom and her fellow Cutie Mark Crusaders Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo, bound and gagged, propped up against the wall. Three pairs of scared, round eyes looked up at Big Macintosh as he approached.“Now then, ya three fillies,” he said, as placid as ever. “Y’all need to learn a lesson. آپ need to learn not to mess around with Big Macintosh. All I want is some peace and quiet,” he said, looking directly at سیب, ایپل Bloom. The little red haired filly cowered under his gaze. “All I want is a quiet life, without all آپ Cutie Mark Crusaders runnin’ round the place, making with the noise. When I’m finished with y’all, there gonna be no noise from آپ ever again.”As Big Macintosh approached, Scootaloo flapped her wings, struggling to get off the ground. Big Macintosh laughed, and grabbed one of her wings. He twisted, at first slow, watching the pain visibly grow in her eyes, but then tore hard, smiling slightly when he heard the snap and the muffled whimper that came from Scootaloo. He then threw her to the ground. “Your wings are useless, ya silly filly,” he کہا pleasantly. He then went to a toolbox and took out a rusty چھری with a jagged blade and dropped it in front of the three fillies. “I’m gonna take off those gags now,” he said. “The first one of آپ to scream gets their tongues cut out.”He took off Sweetie Belle’s gag first. She looked up at him with terror, but managed to stay quiet. اگلے was Scootaloo. She let out a strangled whine and was breathing heavily, still in horrendous pain from her broken wing, but managed to resist the temptation. Finally, he removed the gag from his sister سیب, ایپل Bloom. She stared at him with her large round eyes, filled with fear and incomprehension. This was Big Macintosh after all, her big brother and the gentlest of souls. Wasn’t he? Surely this was just a horrible joke? But she had seen what he had done to Scootaloo’s wing, and it was definitely no joke. She took a deep breath. “APPLEJA—“
Big Macintosh shoved his hoof in سیب, ایپل Bloom’s mouth, silencing her scream. He sighed and shook his head. “I tole آپ not to scream, سیب, ایپل Bloom. آپ should listen to your big brother.”“I’ll…I’ll scream, and scream again, an’ applejack کی, اپپلیجاک will hear and, and…” سیب, ایپل Bloom said, falteringly. “Ya know, I kinda hope آپ do. After all, I still ain’t forgiven applejack کی, اپپلیجاک for that injury she gave me last apple-buck season. If آپ want applejack کی, اپپلیجاک to شامل میں y’all down here, scream away. I, for one, would welcome her company. But now, to business.”Big Macintosh picked up the knife, and loomed over the cowering سیب, ایپل Bloom. He pinned her down with a powerful hoof, and stuck the چھری into سیب, ایپل Bloom’s mouth. Sweetie Belle vomited at the sight, the thick yellow chunks and acidic-smelling liquid spattering heavily on the floor. Scootaloo managed not to be sick, but rather gasped and sobbed and choked with panic. Big Macintosh forced open سیب, ایپل Bloom’s mouth and with some effort cut out her tongue. سیب, ایپل Bloom tried to scream but her mouth was too full of blood, so it was مزید of a muted gurgle. After a short while she collapsed, tears streaming from her eyes, falling unconscious from the shock and the pain. Big Macintosh then took the tongue and rolled it in the puddle of putrid vomit on the floor. He smiled at Scootaloo.
“Ya hungry?”Scootaloo shook her head vigorously and cast him a defiant glare. “If قوس قزح Dash was here she would kick the crap out of you, you…you maniac!”Big Macintosh shrugged. “Well, she ain’t. An’ anyway, I wouldn’t be so sure about that. قوس قزح Dash ain’t as tough as she likes to make out.” He shoved the vomit-covered tongue into Scootaloo’s mouth, and used his hoof to clamp her mouth shut. “Don’t آپ go tryin’ to spit it out now,” he کہا calmly, with a little laugh and the filly struggled and squirmed. “Din’t your mother ever tell آپ how important it is to chew your food?”
Scootaloo closed her eyes and flapped her one good wing desperately, eventually swallowing سیب, ایپل Bloom’s tongue. Big Macintosh, still holding the writhing Scootaloo down with his strong hooves, then mounted the مالٹا, نارنگی filly and slid his penis into her tight virgin pussy, raping her for several منٹ while Sweetie Belle watched, trembling with revulsion. سیب, ایپل Bloom was still out cold, blood pouring from her torn-up mouth.“Cutie Mark Crusaders rape victims,” Big Macintosh کہا with tender mockery as he fucked Scootaloo, followed سے طرف کی a gentle chuckle. “Guess y’all found your purpose in life now; your special talent is gettin’ raped. Eeyup.”Eventually he withdrew from Scootaloo, and gripped her head tight and repeatedly punched her hard with a hoof in the face, causing her nose to shatter and spurt with blood. He scooped up some of the blood and some of Sweetie Belle’s vomit with his tongue and held it in his mouth, so that it mixed with his saliva, and then brought his mouth close to Scootaloo’s and spat the rank mixture into her mouth. He clamped his hoof over her mouth and held her nose until she gagged and eventually had no choice but to swallow. As Scootaloo retched and spat and cried, he turned to Sweetie Belle. He grabbed her easily, as she was too shocked and traumatised to respond, and with apparent amusement he rammed her horn up Scootaloo’s ass. The horn was too big and hard, so the skin around Scootaloo’s پچھواڑے, گدا ripped and blood and fecal matter first trickled and then poured profusely down onto Sweetie Belle’s face, as well as urine as Scootaloo pissed herself. “You keep doin’ that, Sweetie Belle,” he said. The unicorn carried on pushing her horn up Scootaloo’s anus, slowly but surely. Her normally well groomed گلابی and purple mane was now stained a reddish-brown, glistening with the wetness of the piss and blood. “If ya stop, I’ll come over there and, uh, get creative. I may seem a bit dense, but I’m actually quite a creative stallion, ya know,” Big Macintosh said, with a wink. “Eeyup!”He went to سیب, ایپل Bloom and penetrated his little sister’s unconscious body with his hard cock. While he violated her, and another knife, this one sharp and shiny, and sliced open her flank, causing her glistening intestines to flop out wetly onto the floor. He glanced over, and was pleased to see that Sweetie Belle was still using her horn to anally penetrate Scootaloo, and her face was now completely covered in blood and feces and urine. He turned his attention back to سیب, ایپل Bloom, and scooped up her crimson entrails and wrapped them around her neck, still fucking the filly, and with his front hooves he pulled and pulled until it was wrapped so tightly around سیب, ایپل Bloom’s neck that it broke her windpipe. She was now surely dead, but Big Macintosh continued fucking her furiously until her body began to lose form and collapse into a quivering, amorphous mass of فر, سمور and blood and flesh. The perineum had fallen away, leaving a single red and raw gaping void. He carried on until he was fucking nothing but a single swollen and bloody orifice, and then discarded his baby sister’s carcass as though she were nothing مزید than a rotten سیب, ایپل core. He then took the knife, and grabbed Sweetie Belle and tossed her aside. He forced himself into Scootaloo’s ruined anus, and then took the چھری and cut from her پچھواڑے, گدا in a sweeping motion up to her belly, and all her innards fell out. He then grabbed her head, twisted and tore it clean off, using his immense strength, and fucked it in the mouth and then tossed it aside. He then had sex with her headless body, both in the vagina and the پچھواڑے, گدا until he got bored.Sweetie Belle was the last remaining Cutie Mark Crusader. She was herself barely conscious, overcome with the nauseous stench of blood, shit and piss that covered her horn and her face. Big Macintosh pinned Sweetie Belle down with his hoof and plunged the چھری into her green eye, and twisted, causing vitreous fluid to dribble out onto the handle. At that, Sweetie Belle let out a throaty whine and involuntarily emptied her bowels, and the aroma of fresh urine and feces filled the سیب, ایپل cellar once again. He withdrew the چھری and did the same to the other eye, each time holding her tight and sticking his hoof into her mouth to silence her agonised screams. He licked the vitreous fluid that had leaked onto the knife, and then methodically began cutting and hacking at her front left hoof using the rusty knife. The چھری was quite blunt, so it took a Herculean effort to get through the skin, bone and cartilage, but eventually the bone splintered and the leg came off. He did the same to her other legs, until all four were amputated and nothing remained but bloody stumps, with slimy white ligament and broken bone shards hanging out. At some point Sweetie Belle had passed out, the overwhelming pain too much for her to bear. He then used the چھری to gouge out her left eye and jammed his penis into her eye socket, penetrating repeatedly deep into her brain, enjoying how tight her skull felt around his hard shaft and how warm and squishy the brain-matter felt against the tip of his throbbing penis. As he did he twisted Sweetie Belle’s neck. After he had finished skull-fucking her, he cracked open her skull with a تیز رو, سوئفٹ stamp of the hoof, and bent down and ate some of the exposed brain, taking care to spit out a few fragments of skull bone that had got mixed in as he chewed. It was warm and slimy and tough, and stuck to the back of his throat. He swallowed, and then raped Sweetie Belle in the پچھواڑے, گدا until it tore open and his engorged penis was smeared with what little fecal matter remained in her rectum. He took one of Sweetie Belle’s detached legs and shoved it inside her ass, and then fucked سیب, ایپل Bloom and Scootaloo’s bodies the same way, forcing the amputated limb in, hoof-first, as far as it could go. He thought how strange it was that the still lumps of torn flesh that he was fucking with Sweetie Belle’s leg had been so vibrant and alive such a short time ago.
But now, all three were dead, and he finished سے طرف کی spurting his voluminous load into سیب, ایپل Bloom’s destroyed backside. He watched with satisfaction as the semen and blood and shit mixed together, forming a foamy maroon pool. He bent down and greedily lapped up some of it with his tongue, pressing his tongue deep into her anal cavity so as not to miss any, letting some dribbling down his chin. It tasted foul of course, a rancid, tangy slime that burned his throat, but it felt so satisfying. He swallowed the filthy goo, and wiped his mouth with a hoof. It was done. Big Macintosh would finally get his peace and quiet.“Big Macintosh, ya down there?”
It was Applejack. He looked at the disfigured corpses of the three fillies, all now barely recognisable as the oh-so-sweet Cutie Mark Crusaders, and realised he felt strangely unsatisfied. It had all been a bit too quick and easy. Now Applejack…that would be a challenge. She was Ponyville’s best athlete after all; she even had the Prize ٹٹو of Ponyville trophy to prove it. And, of course, he still hadn’t forgiven her for that injury. He felt his penis stiffen once again in anticipation.“Hey, Big Mac, I کہا are ya down there?” came Applejack’s lilting voice again, this time مزید insistent.
Big Macintosh replied serenely, “I sure am, sis. Hey, come down here a minute. I’ve got somethin’ to دکھائیں you.”
“Sure thing! What is it?”
“It’s a surprise.”
“Oh boy, I sure do love surprises! Somethin’ real nice I’ll bet.”
Something real nice? Big Macintosh looked at the mangled, mutilated remains of the Cutie Mark Crusaders and his lips curled into a thin smile.
“Eeyup.”
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posted by cute20k
1. Dial a random number and confuse the person who جوابات سے طرف کی saying things like;
"Why did آپ call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up random statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a random مضمون like this.

4. At walmart یا somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, یا a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...
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Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off آپ aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so آپ aren't the one stressed on birth control , آپ do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 منٹ tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell آپ at what گھنٹہ to be ہوم when آپ in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than ہوم as a teenager cause your parents...
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Hi! :)
Here are the سب, سب سے اوپر ten to impress the guy آپ like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what آپ want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its مزید important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my دوستوں heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she کہا thanks...
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1. Cognitive Dissonance - the idea that when we hold two conflicting thoughts یا beliefs, we unconsciously adjust to make one fit with the other. My social psychology professor gave an example of a student who values studying all the time, but سلیکس off when it comes to their پسندیدہ ویژن ٹیلی show. So the student tells herself that watching the ویژن ٹیلی helps her study later when it really doesn’t. However, telling herself that helped her eased the anxiety.

2. Hallucinations are common - one third of people رپورٹ experiencing hallucination at some point in time. Similarly, normal people...
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posted by OmegaLeader
101 things to do when your bored~
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1. Look up urban legends, and/or ghost stories in your town. Investigate!

2. If آپ live in a city with public transport (bus, train, subway), plan a trip using the transit system. Take some دوستوں along for company, یا just enjoy the ride and people-watch!

3. Get yourself a roll of quarters and find a video arcade.

4. Strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

5. Learn to tie sailors’ knots.

6. Volunteer. It’s fun and you’ll get good karma. :o)

7. Hang out with old people. They have great stories and sometimes need the company.

8. Perform...
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1.people excpect آپ to be good all the time and stay the same

2.Your دوستوں get jelious when آپ hang with other people.


3.more people then آپ think hate آپ and think your stuck up.


4.If your a mean مقبول person people might ditch you.


5.People talk about آپ behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.


6.The teachers know not to put آپ with your دوستوں because آپ talk to much.


7.You hang out with alot of people but مزید then 90% of them are just hanging out with آپ because your popular.


8.If your a مقبول girl and آپ have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling آپ a slut.



9.If your a مقبول boy and آپ have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.



10.if آپ had a good friend and then آپ became مقبول they might stop hanging out with آپ because they think there not good enough.
I believe in my دل that we shouldn't have to change یا selves یا stop following our dreams just for someones approval because this is our life and they have to live theirs if we have a dream that our دل is at then we need to go after it and ignore those haters because they'll make آپ stronger.For example if آپ want to be a singer be a singer,If آپ want to be an Artist be an artist.If آپ want to be different and original than be original because آپ have to fulfill your dreams.If آپ stop because of haters ,you will never feel happy یا complete and you'll let the hater win سے طرف کی giving...
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There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, یا being a creep, آپ will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks آپ can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell آپ where I fucking live so we can fuck random strangers.

Stranger: آپ like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: آپ ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, یا copy everything they say.
I DID NOT WRITE THIS, I HAD THIS FWD TO ME FROM A FRIEND.
Of course, guys, u don’t have to do ALL these things, just a few on the فہرست would b nice =P..hahaha

45 things a girl wants but wont ask for:1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her. ( somewhat true )..:)
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are آپ remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your دوستوں together.

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11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves آپ more, deny...
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“ Killing someone with a spoon is not bad, but I prefer the chainsaw it's faster.”
~ Serial Killer on spoons

You found out آپ hate someone. No, not just hate. آپ FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, آپ wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then آپ be like "omgomgomg" and then...
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