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posted by FlufflyHands
Everyone is putting stuff up about Walmart, I was smart enough to think of CVS :D (I made these up on my own with no one elses help btw)

1. Resort the medicine aisle

2. Run around like an idiot until آپ are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot

3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store

4. Take the magazines آپ see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and scream "CONFETTI!!!" (make sure someones watching u) then run out of the store

5. Go to a rack with toy cars on it, and start to play with them, count how many people want to شامل میں in

6. Go to the make-up aisle and do your make-up to make آپ look like an idiot, then walk up to the clerk (make sure it's different gender) and ask to make out

7. get as many cards as آپ can carry and hand them out to customers through-out the store saying "here have a card" (if آپ see them again give them another card)

8. Make a friend close their eyes, go find an item (something stupid like toilet paper) and make them تشہیر that product

9. While purchasing an item, glance down at the candy and when آپ see chocolate repeat what the man from spongebob said: (CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!) then run out of the store without your item still screaming chocolate

10. Stand outside of the store with old coupons and hand them out to people coming into the store saying: "all items 90% off!" when a manager comes out to talk to you, run away

11. Buy something (it has to be food ex: a bag of chips) walk outside of the store open the bag and throw it at the store screaming: "God doesn't need your stupid potato chips!"

12. Go up to a fat woman (or man to make the automation مزید ako taco) and say "aww! How's the baby!? Is it a boy یا a girl?!" when they look at آپ funny یا say something run away

13. Go to the toy isle take a toy (I would say a rather large toy) and rip it open start playing with it, then break it then leave, leaving the broken toy and the box (torn to pieces) scattered throughout the isle

14. Go up to the cashier with your stuff آپ want to bye and say before they say anything "hello, did آپ find everything okay today?"

15. If they ask to donate to a charity say "oh those greedy (ex: dogs/cats/monkeys/children/hospitals/hobos whatever the charity goes to) they don't need my money!"

16. (only for guy cashiers) go up to them and say "um excuse me sir, your weenis is showing" (the skin on your elbow) when they look down horrified laugh and say: "you just got served!" (don't tell them the definition of weenis) and walk out

17. (only for girl cashiers) go up to them and say "um excuse me ms., your engina is showing" (the skin between your fingers I think) when they look down laugh and say "you just got served!" (don't tell them the definition of engina) then walk out

18. When آپ got to the تصویر center ask the guy at the counter if they can take a picture of your butt for you

19. Tell a skinny person they need to lose weight.. Then stalk them for a منٹ then say: "hi, sorry about calling آپ fat.. Do آپ want to go to McDonalds with me and get some fries?" bonus points for swears, also get a bad reaction

20. Ask the cashier were babies come from
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1. Go outside, and if آپ see someone, take the random person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic kissing scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger نشست of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why dogs only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to Singing in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...
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1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until آپ are seen to سے طرف کی a dotor یا nurse then when they approach آپ say "wow doc i feel way better thank آپ " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that آپ dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for آپ flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on آپ

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise یا say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO آپ LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are آپ listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do آپ like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks آپ to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks آپ to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your ہوم alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...
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A/N: I love copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic فہرست I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. سے طرف کی the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...

1.98 percent of teenagers do یا has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when آپ don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...
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