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1.Determine how many times a week آپ eat یا want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 یا 10.

Let's say آپ eat chocolate 8 times a week (we won't tell).

2.Multiply that number سے طرف کی 2.

8 x 2 = 16

3.Add 5 to the گزشتہ result.

16 + 5 = 21

4.Multiply that سے طرف کی 50.

21 x 50 = 1050

5.Add the current سال (Gregorian).

1050 + 2011 = 3061

6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If آپ haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.

(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)

3061 - 251 = 2810

7.(Assuming آپ were born in 1975...)

2810 - 1975 = 835

8.You'll end up with a 3 یا 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one یا two digits will be the number of times per week آپ eat یا want chocolate (the number آپ specified in the first step).

8 pieces of chocolate a week, 35 years of age.
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It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

3. Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

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ارے there Nintendo شائقین im making a new series based off Nintendos beloved characters from the super Mario series. If آپ are interested click on my پروفائل for مزید information. If not then read on maybe آپ will get interested?

ENJOY :D made سے طرف کی one HUGE Nintendo پرستار (SeeUV3 aka me)

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Name: Marry-ann-Hato
Age: 13 1/2 (currently)
تاریخ of birth: ( 2000,july 7th)
personality : Clumsy,kind,a bit too nice sometimes,blunt ,happy ,lovable

Likes: singing, Dancing,Performing,Drawing
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