granny and sid.
1.If granny wants آپ to chew her fruit . simply grab the now chewed fruit with a napkin and give to granny that way آپ can avoid having bacteria یا saliva. if آپ don't chew for granny then get ready to write your will , cause granny's cane is gonna whack آپ for the rest of your life
2. Granny mistakens your gender , just go with it cause she's delusional.
3.When your feeding her food watch out for those teeth of hers , there sharper than a pocket knife!
4.Keep an eye on her and don't turn around unless someone's calling for آپ if آپ do then granny will be gone سے طرف کی a سیکنڈ trust me she disappears like batman! یا just tie a rope around her waist and around your hand that way you'll know where she goes.
5.Granny wants آپ to meet precious simple, reply with a yes یا no respond. that is , if آپ wanna speak to a giant whale. first be polite and say hi don't be afraid cause precious is friendly she wouldn't dare hurt any of granny's friends.
6.This continues on from 5 if your afraid of precious and granny really wants آپ to meet her pet , i suggest آپ come up with a quick excuse to get out , just don't act rude about it.
7.Whenever آپ get a bonk on the head with her cane , you'll know آپ have woken up granny from her beauty sleep , so i suggest آپ buy a helmet.
8.Don't take granny's threats seriously , sometimes she says things she doesn't mean , what she says is often sarcastic.
9.Don't ever سوال granny's disappearence she can easily pop out of nowhere where آپ are یا right in front of you.
10.Remember to correct granny's grammer even if she doesn't understand go ahead and teach her. , unless آپ want your family to be called ham and cheese
