Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed سے طرف کی anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me سے طرف کی people who actually believe that if آپ send them on, then that poor 6 سال old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do آپ honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give آپ and everyone آپ send "his" میل ای to $1000? How stupid are you?
Ooooh, lookyhere! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid سے طرف کی every Playboy model in the magazine! What a bunch of bullshit.
So basically, this message is a big FUCK آپ to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started سے طرف کی Jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country سے طرف کی midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the سال 2000, it'll be in the گینیز, گینز Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.
Fuck them.
If you're going to آگے something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care.
دکھائیں a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to سے طرف کی sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.
The point being? If آپ get some chain letter that's threatening to leave آپ shagless یا luckless for the rest of your life, خارج it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off سے طرف کی making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead ہاتھی for 27 years, whose only savior is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if آپ آگے this mail, otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right? Now آگے this to everyone آپ know otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
Ooooh, lookyhere! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid سے طرف کی every Playboy model in the magazine! What a bunch of bullshit.
So basically, this message is a big FUCK آپ to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started سے طرف کی Jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country سے طرف کی midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the سال 2000, it'll be in the گینیز, گینز Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.
Fuck them.
If you're going to آگے something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care.
دکھائیں a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to سے طرف کی sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.
The point being? If آپ get some chain letter that's threatening to leave آپ shagless یا luckless for the rest of your life, خارج it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off سے طرف کی making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead ہاتھی for 27 years, whose only savior is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if آپ آگے this mail, otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right? Now آگے this to everyone آپ know otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
