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(Jade’s POV)

“John…I’m bored” I whined to my friend in the other room. “Well i’m sorry Jade, but i don’t know what do do about that” John کہا walking in with a bowl of پاپ کارن, پوپکارن he popped himself. “What about Rose and Dave?” I asked sneaking some پاپ کارن, پوپکارن away from the bowl. “What about them?” Dave asked sitting the bowl on the coffee میز, جدول in the middle of the room. “Can we invite them over? And can آپ change out of the girl’s uniform?” I asked. He cheeks grew pink, “It’s comfortable.” “Oh John, آپ little boy” I کہا ruffling his hair up. “Fine Jade, I’ll go change” He کہا his hands on his hips. “I’ll go call Rose, آپ can call Dave” I smiled shooing him off. I grabbed my phone and dialed Rose. “Hello?” A soft voice answered. “Rose! John and I are bored, would آپ like to come over?” I asked. “It would be my pleasure” I could just see her smiled. “Great I’ll tell John, آپ don’t mind if Dave comes over do you?” I asked. “Of course not, he is still my friend” Rose said. “Jade” John کہا walking up behind me. “Hold on, I have to go Rose, come over soon” I کہا hanging up. “Yes John?” I asked. “I’m nervous” He said, his hands shaking.

I heard a knock on the door and jumped up to answer it. “Hey guys!” I smiled. “Hey” Dave said. “Hello” Rose smiled. “Rose do آپ want me to invite Kanaya?” I asked. “I would be delighted if آپ did” She smiled. I heard thunder in the distance. “You two should come in” I کہا moving out of the way. Rose walked in, then Dave. John sat on the couch, in shorts and a شرٹ, قمیض that clung to his body. Dave sat سے طرف کی John, John immediately smiled. Dave brought his face close to his, they were whispering things together. “Rose, what is Kanaya’s number?” I asked. “You’ll have to get a hold of her through pesterchum” Rose replied. “Oh right, of course” I smiled sitting down سے طرف کی Rose grabbing my laptop.

gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA]

GG: Hello Kanaya!

GA: Why Hello Jade

GG: Me, John, Dave, and Rose are all hanging out, would آپ like آپ come

GA: Why I’d Be Delighted To Jade

GA: But I Don’t Know Where آپ Live

GG: I suppose you’re right…maybe Rose can tell you!

GG: She’s always smart about these things آپ know?
GA: Yes I Know, She’s Fascinating Every Inch of Her

GG: آپ every inch of her?

GA: I Don’t Suppose آپ Were To Find Out About That

GG: No it’s fine as long as آپ guys are happy!

GA: Why Thank آپ Jade

GG: I’ll let Rose tell آپ the directions now

gardenGnostic [GG] ceased pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA]

tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA

TT: Hello Kanaya.

GA: Hello Rose.

Rose and Kanaya talked for quite a while. “I didn’t know my house was this complicated to get to” I huffed. “Oh it’s not, I was just chatting with Kanaya” Rose smiled. Not too long after the doorbell rang. “John go with Rose to get Kanaya” I said. “Why me?” John asked looking comfortable in Dave’s lap, while Dave’s arms were wrapped around him. “Because, آپ have been sitting down, آپ need exercise. “So have you!” John fought back holding a sad look on his face. “Fine” He gave in with a sigh crawling out of Dave’s arms. “Geez Jade” Dave کہا reaching for his سیب, ایپل رس, جوس on the table. “No not ‘geez Jade’ I don’t like آپ spending time with John” I کہا getting angry. “Why not? Because آپ want to fuck him before I do?” He laughed slightly. I got up and pushed him on the ground and sat on سب, سب سے اوپر of him. “You know that’s not what I want,” I brought my forehead to his, “but if people catch آپ two together they’ll call آپ and John bad names and beat him up, I don’t want him hurt.” “That’s great Kanaya” I heard John. Before I could move, something dropped. “John?!” I pulled away from him. “John bro it’s not what it looks like” Dave said. “Save it, I don’t give one shit anymore” John کہا running out of the house, into the dark rainy night.

(Kurloz’s POV)

I had just finished changing out of the school uniform and looked out the window to see it was storming. I just shrugged and walked out to the den. Gamzee was at Tavros’s so I was alone, not that icared, I was used to being alone. Lightning struck the ground as someone knocked on the door causing an echo throughout the house. I made my way over to the door and opened it. “Kur-Kurloth?” Mituna stood there standing on his skateboard, his arms wrapped around his body, he was soaked. “Mituna you’re soaking we, come in” I signed. He nodded getting off his skateboard and picking it up. “I’m..i’m cold Kurloths” He said. “Well then strip out of those and آپ can borrow some pajamas” I signed. “But I don’t know how to take off my clotheth!” Mituna whined. “Then I ill help you” I smiled. “You would?!” Mituna smiled, دکھانا his teeth. I nodded. “Then help me pleathe” He کہا standing still. Mituna was still in his school uniform, he must like them. I pulled off the mustard yellow sweater vest and the white شرٹ, قمیض under it. I hate to admit it to myself but Mituna had a nice body, he wasn’t ripped in muscles and abs, but he was still in really good shape.

After I finished Mituna stood in black and yellow bumble bee boxers. “How cute” I smiled. “Don’t look” He کہا trying to hide his shame and embarrassment. I turned around while Mituna tried to put on the pajamas I had picked for him. “I don’t think I can get them on either” Mituna کہا blushing when I turned around. “It doethn’t fit” He کہا getting agitated. His head was in one of the sleeve holes. I quietly laughed and helped him out of the sleeve hole. Eventually Mituna had put the pants on himself. “Don’t آپ think we should get ahold of Sollux?” I asked. Mituna looked up at me then back down at the floor. “Yeah..” He کہا quietly. I grabbed my phone and gave it to Mituna as he dialed his brothers number. “Hey Thollux…Yeah I’m at Kurloth’th..i’m fine Thollux, can آپ pleathe jutht come and pick me up? I don’t think Kurloth would like me here bothering him” Mituna finished. I furrowed my eyebrows and shook me head. “I knew آپ didn’t want me here” He کہا looking at the floor, like a helpless child. I hugged him tightly, and traced in his back, “Of course I want آپ here Mituna.” I took Mituna to decipher what I said, but when he did he held onto me tightly. Lightning flashed and thunder boomed. Mituna flinched in my arms. “Kurloth..” He trailed off. “Yes?” I traced in his back. “Pleath don’t let me go” He کہا nuzzling my neck.

“Never” I traced. Mituna pulled away and stared at me for a second. “Is something wrong?” I signed. He shook his head and smiled. “Kurloths..” He trailed of again. I looked at him. He grabbed my face and pulled my face down, our lips meeting. He licked my lower lip asking for entrance. But my mouth was stitched closed. Once he realized this could go no further he pulled away and apologized. I shook my head and hugged him, giving his forehead my equivalent of a kiss. He wrapped his arms around waist and buried his face in my chest. Now the thunder was starting to sound like explosions right outside the house, Mituna was shaking in my arms whimpering. I started to nuzzle the side of his head and his neck, that calmed him down for a while until مزید thunder sounded. Mituna was to the point of sobbing. Where is Sollux? It’d Been an گھنٹہ since Mituna called. I pulled away from Mituna and signed, “Would آپ like to sit down?” He nodded and grabbed my hand. I sat down on the سوفی, لٹانا اگلے to him, he still shook with fear. “It’s okay” I papped him. It wasn’t long before he fell asleep, his head resting on my chest, he’d still flinch when he heard thunder. After a whole other گھنٹہ like that Sollux finally knocked on the door, causing Mituna to jump. “It’s okay,” I signed, “it’s only Sollux.” “Thollux?” He asked in awe. I nodded and opened the door, Sollux was covered in water and mud. “thorry It took tho fucking long, we got stuck in the storm” He said. “It’s fine.” “I’ll get him and I out of your way, I appreciate it, Come on Mituna” He کہا ushering Mituna to him. Sollux walked back to the car, when he wasn’t looking Mituna gave me a kiss, and I gave him what I could.

(Mituna’s POV)

Why did I feel this way towards my new moirail? Why did my دل race whenever I thought about him? Why did I want him so badly? Why did I NEED him so badly? “Mituna?” Sollux asked looking at me after I’d become so quiet. “Yes Thollux?” I asked looking back at him. “You okay?” He asked. “Fine, jutht mith him..i gueth” I کہا playing with my hands. “Well he’th your friend now,tho of courthe آپ can mith him Mituna” Sollux smiled at me. “No Thollux, not ath..friendth..” I trailed off. “Ath..matethpriteth?” He asked. I nodded, my cheeks a dark colour of yellow. “I thee..well one دن Mituna, آپ thould tell him, he can’t jutht go not knowing how آپ feel” He said. “Ugh! I hate when آپ right” I scrunched my face up and crossed my arms. “Why because im your brother?” He asked. “No becauthe your younger” I sighed. “Age doethn’t mean thit to me Mituna” He کہا Pulling into our driveway. “I know” I کہا Running inside.

“Mituna آپ look tired” Sollux کہا looking at me as I slumped down on my bed. “I am” I said. “Then thleep” He کہا stripping of his shirt. “I can’t!” I whined grabbing fist fulls of my hair and pulling. “Mituna!” He yelled grabbing my hands and pulling them away from my hair. “Don’t hurt yourself pleathe” He said, it sounded hard for him to breathe. I hugged him. “Fine.” “Thank you” He کہا in relief. “But Thollux, I can’t thleep” I کہا sadly. “Why not ‘Tuna?” He asked. Thunder exploded and I shrieked. “Now I thee why, come thleep in بستر with me then.” I nodded and crawled under the covers on his bed. I didn’t want to change out of Kurloz’s clothes, they made my stomach flutter every time I caught his scent, which was quite a lot, the feeling was almost relaxing. Sollux crawled close to me, I wrapped my arms around his neck, his around my lower abdomen. We seemed to fit together, like black and white in a ying yang. “Thollux..” I said. “Yeth Mituna?” He کہا in a whisper. “I love you” I کہا nuzzling my nose into his hair. “Mmm..love آپ too ‘Tuna” He کہا holding me tighter.

It wasn’t lost before we had both fallen asleep. But my dreams were haunted سے طرف کی him. I saw us, having a future, together. He was pulling out the stitches that held his mouth closed, I sat in front of him, tears rolling down my cheeks. What was happening? His lips covered in his blood, he hugged me, and kissed me. We did things, no things that normal moirals did, but then again neither of us were normal. He was mute, and I had brain damage. I felt a warm feeling in my abdomen, thinking it was just Sollux I let it pass. But I found the مزید he touched me, the مزید that feeling grew, I now know what it is. I tried to stop the dream, but nothing could work. I soon tried to wake up before Sollux noticed. “Mituna..Mituna..” The voice echoed. I thought it was Kurloz. But I bright light blinded me, it was Sollux calling my name. “It’th time to go to thcool” He said. “Thank god” I muttered. “What?” He asked raising an eyebrow. “Nothing!” I replied quickly. He shook his head and got dressed.
Tell me if u think this is funny یا not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would آپ like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh آپ gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: آپ gonna tell me my fortune یا what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell آپ your fortune?


Random guy: آپ کہا آپ WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have آپ been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and کوکیز don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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Hello fellow random fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform آپ that a certain new fanpoper with the نام کا صارف of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a سوال saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a فورم saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now آپ will not be able to find these two contributions why آپ ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if آپ want proof that she کہا this check out this forum
link
Now آپ may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have دیا us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if آپ press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very brave generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my دوستوں but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your دل beat
Is my پسندیدہ lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If آپ could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my ہوم though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes آپ happy.
I always want آپ to be happy.
I don't like it when آپ cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with آپ even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to اقدام on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When آپ leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe آپ embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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posted by BellaSwan636
 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down کشتی in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other دن we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, آپ know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once مزید at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure سے طرف کی now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo آپ can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to شامل میں F.S. آپ must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. چائے is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand اگلے to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't آپ even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, آپ need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with دوستوں then run up and sit between them and go...
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posted by jeannette27
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Now tell me that our God is not the coolest!!!
Amazing.
The glue that holds us together....ALL of us....is in the shape of the cross.
Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For سے طرف کی him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth , visible and invisible,
whether thrones یا powers یا rulers یا authorities;
all things were created سے طرف کی him and for him.
He is before all things,
and in him all things HOLD TOGETHER. "
Colossians 1:15-17
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Chapter 2: Spirit Of The Fox, Part 2: Into The Forest

After the light had vanished from the school, it then reappeared in a forest-similar to the one Taju had been dreaming about. سیکنڈ after appearing, the light formed into the shape of Taju and the fox--indicating that they had still been inside as it disappeared from the school. The light that surrounded them finally faded, and Taju wanted some جوابات out of

"Alright, fox, آپ know where I live, and where I go to school--what's this all about? What do آپ want from me?" he asked the fox.

It took him a سیکنڈ to remember that the لومڑی couldn't...
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posted by podcastlover123
Please listen to P.E.C podcast fanpop شائقین it’s a great podcast! I would rate it 5/5 stars ⭐️ because the trailer seams great but they کہا they will start posting episodes on Friday. So please listen to it. So get off your کتابیں and get out your screens and type “P.E.C podcast” and it will change آپ for life the podcast is run سے طرف کی Olivia and Hattie who are loads of 🤩 FUN. So please once آپ have listen 🎧 to the podcast leave a تبصرہ and say podcast like 👍🏻 یا podcast dislike 👎🏻. Bye for now
10; JASON VOORHEES;

I know it might seem like me just being a Freddy fan, especially as Krueger is number one. But I have to be entirely honest. I always found Friday the 13th kinda overrated. It's not till the films started becoming self parody's when Jason became a zombie that they started getting fun. The rest of them are just مزید 80's slashers with annoying characters that we just want to see Jason kill. But that's just me. I know people enjoy these films. The fact he's on the فہرست at all is still a compliment. And honestly he was way مزید terrifying in that remake film..


9; CHUCKY;...
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posted by blossomyumyum
Have آپ looked at someone and just thought,
“We don’t know each other’s names. We have so much in common, so close yet so far.”

Everyone always dreams of having a song sang to them, every guy needs to have their sing sang back.
Here are some ways that آپ can find your soulmate:

First, realize that love is love. That whatever comes will come naturally.
Kiss slowly and gently, because gay only means happy.

Listen to each other’s input. Give time to دکھانا interest.

Let each other sing.
Music is often your best way to express feeling and emotion.
Realize too that sometimes lyrics are the best...
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Wow, what is this now? Now I know what we’re all thinking. Is this supposed to be an in-season April Fools joke? Is this like an epic prank gone wrong gone sexual? This can’t truly be, Nik. You’re not really going to tell us about the actual intelligence of this film. No…. I’m dead serious. This is a review of the film, a review that actually talks about Freddy Got Fingered… But positively. Yes. Really. So this film has been considered not just one of the worst films of the decade, not just one of the worst comedies ever, but it’s also been considered one of the worst فلمیں of...
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Finally, a full review of a licensed game here on these reviews. I already did a quick look at the Simpsons: Hit and Run game, but that was only a little mini review in a series of mini reviews. This time, we got ourselves a full licensed game. And probably one of the most obscure and best on the PS2. So The Warriors movie from 1979 is one of my پسندیدہ فلمیں ever. It was a short, fun thriller about a small سٹریٹ, گلی gang being framed for the murder of a big crime lord and now must make it through the streets of New York back to their turf alive. It had thrills, chills, spills, and was just...
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