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Rachel's POV:

The اگلے دن Andrew and me went out for shopping and got some dresses, and also some sandals that reminded me of the one that Cindrella had.

It was very very pretty.

We went back to the park.

"Try it on and walk like the other girls" He کہا giving me the sandals.

I couldn't stand on that because I lost my grip and fell down.

He got a call from one of his friends.

They told told him to be at the park and also added that they were coming.

We both were seated at one of the benches in the park.

Before that he asked me to take my glasses and asked me to wear the dress and sandals that we bought at the mall.

Actually, the dress was very short (according to me).

Waiting there for nearly fifteen minutes, we were a bit tired.

The group came towards us.

"Hey dude, who is this chick?" Jake questioned.

"Wanna come for a ride?" Peter asked me.

Andrew stood up and asked "Can't آپ guys recognize her?"

All کہا "NO!"

"Now tell us who she is" Brittany told walking towards us.

"Okay! Fine! This is.... Rachel".

"You mean Rachel Stewart , the NERDY one?" Oliver asked.

Andrew nodded.

"Man, what did آپ do to her?" Peter asked.

"Guys, I'm gonna help her in participating in the Queen of the سال Contest" he کہا "And I need your help too, Brittany"

"No way! آپ want me to help this b**ch?" she said.

"Who do آپ think آپ are? Who do آپ think I am?" she کہا at me and left.

"Andrew she too is participating in it and آپ can't ask her to help her, dude!" Oliver کہا pointing at me and Brittany.

After some time, everyone left us alone.

"Let's go back home" he said.

We both went to my ہوم and climbed upstairs towards my room.

"Come on try walking with your sandals..." he told me.

I started to walk but I failed falling on the floor.

"I don't have my grip while I wear this" I کہا pointing at the sandals.

"You can do it and آپ SHOULD do it" he said.

"Okay..." I کہا and started walking with those sandals.

Again I fell down.

But.

This time I was over him.

I fell over him and we were on the bed.

I kept staring into my eyes when I was being mesmerized سے طرف کی his eyes.

I was able to feel his arms on my waist.

We were very close.

I mean very close.

What are we both doing?

Stupid butterflies started flying in my stomach.



[A/N: Are they gonna kiss?? تبصرہ to let me know how آپ feel! And answer the above question..The first person who جوابات will get the dedication for اگلے chapter!! :)

-Nivi xxxx]
posted by greenstergirl
1. I asked God for a bike. But I know God doesn't work that way. So I چرا لیا, چوری کی a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag آپ down and beat آپ with experience.

3. Going to church doesn't make آپ Christian even مزید then standing in a گیراج makes آپ a car.

4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Its still on the فہرست though.

5. war does not determine who is right- only who is left.

6. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, please notify....." I put DOCTOR.

7.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at ہوم even if...
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posted by JoannaVonDoom
Im sorry if this has been گیا کیا پوسٹ before
If not, do not give me credit


1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with دوستوں in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If آپ have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours سے طرف کی hooking a camcorder کی, camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat...
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Intro :

yea mmhm i know these have been گیا کیا پوسٹ alot but i am both insane and depressed and i can help depending on your personality یا sumthin like tht. But anyways, just read on. I hope آپ like!!! This was written سے طرف کی me! Not taken off anyone else. Thanks for your time reading my into ;) ~~ XxemolovexX (prefer not to say my real name)

How to cure boredom :


If you're an artist :
Draw! drawing will always help آپ feel better. And who knows, over time آپ might be able to draw amazingly.

If you're an مصنف :
Free write! Its always fun to. Write something according to your taste in books.

If آپ love...
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posted by rayban00
This link is made of very simple,The lens is dark yellow, the color is predominant. And retro-style frame has a bright spot in the whole spectacle. General wear this retro style link, مزید یا less a link with the United States. If آپ look carefully, there is a small screw, so rayban sunglasses مزید firmly. کرن, رے Ban prices affordable, cheap.

It seems that Hollywood stars are always so charming?, They not only well dressed but never appear without makeup یا sweat the makeup to stains.All dressed themseves perfect even without the light.

Cheap rayban Sunglasses are their common decration,because...
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posted by TVD_rocks
from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds آپ of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his ہوم adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he جوابات he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
posted by TeamSongz4eva
**again i got this from the internet**


These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the ذریعہ of much amusement.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"If آپ are a burglar, then we're probably at ہوم cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's محفوظ to leave us a message."...
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posted by EllentheStrange
I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write یا draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will...
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1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on یا off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to دکھائیں the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of آپ just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your اٹیچی, بریف کیس یا purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name ٹیگز to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent...
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Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell آپ all these: What dates & Why آپ don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's دن
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday یا the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, آپ know how if آپ see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why آپ ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would آپ want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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posted by snusnu13
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 سال old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...
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1. آپ fall down the stairs.

2. A درخت falls down on you.

3. A لاما spits in your face.

4. آپ eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. آپ are making out with a person and then آپ trow up in their mouth
.
7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your تکیا gets a face and bites آپ head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate آپ and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, آپ get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that آپ are going to die, then آپ die.

11. When آپ are dieing your crush says that...
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1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying random things until u cry laughing
5. continue reading this
6. Walk up to siblings and say random things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on google look up جے leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add random people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
Are آپ addicted? Are آپ a super fan? Are آپ just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are آپ on Fanpop too much?

1. آپ see something آپ like, and think Oh, I want to پرستار that club!

2. آپ start shipping people آپ know یا see.

3. آپ hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. آپ hear something awesome and immediately want to go on Fanpop and change your motto.

5. آپ hear something and آپ want to تبصرہ on it.

6. آپ have great ideas of something آپ should post on Fanpop at completely random times of day.

7. آپ get a new پسندیدہ and HAVE to...
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posted by kitkat709477
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will آپ marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no مزید مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and آپ have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...
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okay, on my 5 completely random things to do...

5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as آپ can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as آپ can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)

i recommend آپ try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
posted by 3nala
3nala said:
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"

{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}

"I like waffles with peanut butter."

{is bored}



{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}

"Oh well..."

{screams something completely incoherent}

"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."



{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}

{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}

"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"

{sings 'Spider-Pig'}

{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}

"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my...
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Don't cheat! :) DO NOT CHEAT یا IT WON'T WORK AND آپ WILL WISH آپ HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES! TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK آپ OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT'S WORTH A TRY. 1st. Get a PEN and PAPER. 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT آپ ACTUALLY KNOW. 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD otherwise آپ WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. ~ 2. اگلے to the NUMBERS 1 and 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS آپ WANT. ~ 3....
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The سب, سب سے اوپر six reasons computers must be female:

6. As soon as آپ have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command یا File Name" is about as informative as

"If آپ don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

As soon as آپ make a commitment to one, آپ find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
posted by kitkat709477
1.everyone around آپ has an attitude problem
2.your adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything آپ say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive آپ crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and آپ just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to مککا, عجیب الخلقت someone without a reason
12.if آپ start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if آپ were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give آپ 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so آپ know*
posted by HNismyfriend
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a brave who only had one feather in his headdress, and his reply was: "Only have one woman: one woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another brave. This brave had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women: two women, two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved,...
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