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No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about Disney and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have آپ watched Shake it up? It's the best thing Disney has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit Disney Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL Disney & music. Even the trash فلمیں like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the Disney direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap Disney Channel has to offer.
Disney Channel now is nothing but pure crap.

Disney Channel is now all about making mediocre, shitty singers & grabbing money from dim-witted kids & their parents. And not only that, but it also makes them idiots. They go سے طرف کی with all of that "You're just jealous you're not famous & their talented & rich!" یا even "If you're so talented, then why don't I see آپ on TV یا on the radio?"

Ok, BULL. SHIT. I am NOT jealous of the idiots on Disney Channel. Ok, got that? I hate sounding cocky, but for this, I had to make an exception of saying that I'm TALENTED, especially compared to the garbage singers on Disney Channel. So yeah, I can dance, & I can sing. If I'm going to be jealous of someone, I'm going to be jealous of someone who has TALENT; I'm going to be jealous of someone like Liz Callaway, Tami Tappan Damiano, Cassidy Ladden, Michelle Nicastro, John Lennon, Michael Jackson, Rihanna, Madonna, Usher, ADELE, Elvis, Christina Aguilera, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Cher, Lenny Williams, Danny Elfman, Cascada, Jodi Benson, Beyonce, Lea Salonga, Shakira, Bob Marley, Adam Levine (Maroon 5), Avril Lavigne, Snoop Dogg, Whitney Houston, Johnny Depp, Tim Burton, Helena Bonham Carter, Jordin Sparks, Raven-Symone, Hilary Duff, Linkin Park, Daughtry, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake, Samantha Barks, Anne Hathaway, Lana Parrilla, Shia LaBeouf, & so many more!

Disney Channel and Justin Bieber's شائقین are clear proof that idiots can be created, regardless of their academic achievements, & how well they do in school (most perfect example is how when I was on Instagram a bunch of Justin Bieber شائقین started insulting me and telling me to kill myself and that I was jealous just because I کہا I didn't like Justin Bieber).

I'll give آپ ONE example of an idiotic دکھائیں on Disney Channel that has stupid jokes, no character developmeI', and provides no morals:
Austin and Ally - that دکھائیں damaged my brain so badly that I think my brain cells will take a very LONG time to recover. NOTHING in this دکھائیں is good, NOTHING. You're better off watching Jerseylicious than this horrible excuse for a show; yeah, it's that bad. Jerseylicious gave me the biggest fucking headache I have ever gotten from watching a show, but I'd rather FORCE myself to sit past that shit than to have my brain cells assaulted سے طرف کی such a garbage دکھائیں like Austin & Ally.

The دکھائیں makes zero to zip sense. And dare I say it, it is the worst shit Disney Channel has done سے طرف کی far. Unrealistic characters, horrible songs with heavy-use of editing, bad lip syncing, jokes that make "You don't mess with the Zohan" look like the greatest comedy ever made, acting so bad that it makes the acting in The Adventures of شارک Boy & Lava girl look like The Godfather, poor casting choices, dialogue so painfully bad that it hurts just listening to it, & so much مزید that I can continue on for hours.

Shake it Up (thank goodness this دکھائیں is over) - The acting is horrendously bad, the characters are all annoying, unlikeable Mary-Sues with no personalities, can't dance for shit, & RAPE the shit out of auto-tune & editing when they 'sing'; In other words, it's an exact replica of Jonas L.A.! The دکھائیں consists of a bunch of girls who dress like sluts, dance around like monkeys, & practically dance for others to get things they want. So, in other words, they are whores. Because it's appropriate for kids to learn that آپ should dance for others for money to get things آپ want (like a stripper). Victorious is better than this. And as for the dancing, anyone, even a beginner at dancing can do better than them.

The choreography in this دکھائیں is so basic that it fails on its own. All they do is wave their arms around, with no rhythm, no splits, jumps, etc. & they expect people to call that dancing. I've watched plenty of good dancing فلمیں with solid choreography in them, & Shake it Up is far bellow the bottom of the barrel of how mediocre it is compared to them, یا not. If آپ want to see good dancing, & solid choreography, watch Step Up 3D, Footloose (remake), Smash, Dirty Dancing, Hairspray (2007), West Side Story, Saturday Night Fever, Singing in the rain, & even Stomp the Yard.

And how are they sluts? Well, for one just look at the way the girls dress; No girl who has a hint of sanity & self respect for herself would be caught dead dressing like link , & no parent who has self respect for their own young daughter would go out & buy the crap-ass, slutty outfits the Shake it Up girls wear. Secondly, as I previously said, these girls danced for other people to get money for products they could have asked their parents to buy them instead, like a cellphone. And third of all, they sing & constantly talk about (and do so anyways) going to the club when they're far too young for that, fashion being مزید important than being yourself, & sneaking out to do they please (like going to an adult club).

Don't even get me started on the awful stereotypes, & inconsistencies. The دکھائیں takes place in Chicago, but none of the stuff in there is accurate. I've even seen people who live in Chicago complain about how the دکھائیں shows nothing close to the Chicago state design, dressing style, etc. And those twins, they have to have the worst & most fakest accents I have ever heard. آپ know what? The fake accents in that Queen of the Dammed movie sound far مزید authentic than this.

As for inconsistencies, how can the mother of one of the characters afford such a luxurious & rich apartment under her security guard salary? Does that make any sort of logical sense to you? Because it sure as hell doesn't to me.

And I also really, really hate the two main characters. They are so annoying that they drive me to the point of insanity. I don't even know how the hell these two morons are even best friends: Rocky is a کتیا, کتيا who is always putting Cece down & leaving her in her shadow. While Cece is portrayed as a bumbling nerdy idiot who takes whatever Rocky shoves at her. So if that's friendship right there, then I guess I must really hate my own friends.

But wait! These two ARE friends! آپ know why?! Because these two do EVERYTHING together! EVERYTHING!! They dace together, sing together, sleep in the same room together, eat together, sleep together, walk together, think together, put on makeup together, hell I'll bet they even take a shit together!! I just wonder if these two girls are lesbians just trying to hid it behind their faces. Seriously.

THIS is solid dancing:
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THIS is crap only someone with the IQ of under 60 can call good, let alone even dancing:
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Oh, and they also made fun of eating disorders.

One thing that really pisses me off about the moronic fanbase of Disney Channel is how they act like they know the actors & go on with "Don' be so meen...I now its your opinion but...how do آپ think these actors feel when they read your mean تبصرے about them??" یا "Stop being so rude, آپ can really hurt their feelings with this kind of rudeness!!!11!!". Ok, get this through your head, I don't give two-shits of a cent about their feelings. Do آپ think I care that Justin Bieber has his feelings hurt یا that Ross Lynch & Laura felt like trash because of what I said? I don't care about that. Just like the way none of آپ cared about how Rebecca Black felt like when آپ severely insulted her &/or sent her death threats, یا how none of آپ care about how REAL SINGERS like Rihanna یا Mandy Moore feel when they see how آپ worship shit like Disney channel & not them, یا how none of آپ give two shits of a cent for bands like Daughtry and Lady Antebellum who work their fucking asses off to get half the fame the idiots on Disney Channel get but won't get because the fantards will never notice them, then I shouldn't give one single flipping fuck about the feelings of a bunch of idiots from a shitty network that attracts nothing but imbeciles who wet their panties over the excrement it produces.

If Justin read what I کہا about him, good, then maybe he'll learn something & start taking some classes on real singing & learning how to act & how not to be an arrogant douche. The same goes for Ross Lynch, Laura, & some of the other morons from the new shit on Disney Channel; if they felt horrible after reading the facts about them on my stamp, then I hope they consider bettering themselves & stop doing shit they can't do even if they're lives depended on it.
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Frozen fever starts off with Elsa deciding what to put on سب, سب سے اوپر of Anna's birthday cake. After she dose that she finds Olaf eating her ice cream cake. So she leaves Kristoff in charge. Than she tries to wake Anna up and get her ready for the party. Anna soon discovers that somehow got a COLD even when she lived in a ICE قلعہ for half of Frozen. And than she starts sneezing and dose not notice that every time she sneezes she poofs up random snowmen that for some reason never melt.
And that was Olaf playing with the sneezed up snow monsters. And as Elsa gets مزید sick she still tells Anna that she is fine, but proves other wise when she starts acting like a drunk. When they both end up at the party while trying to get Elsa to بستر they find out that thanks to Olaf,Kristoff and the snow monster the party didn't turn out so bad. So over all I have got to say it was a pretty good short the best I have seen for a long time. And so I rate it a 100/100
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Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't آپ guide my sleigh tonight

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As they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nose Reindeer
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Legend of Zelda Rap: سے طرف کی Smosh

Disclaimer: I don't own the lyrics.

Yeah, my name is Link, man
More well known than 'Lil Wayne
Oh آپ thought my name was Zelda?
(That's a f**king girl's name!)

I've saved the world like 15 times
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone
With no help and no advice

(Hey, look, listen)
Hey look listen آپ f**king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen
To constant Katy Perry

I think it's about time
I got some recognition
Don't آپ think
Legend of Zelda?
Screw that!
Legend of Link!

[Chorus]
Cause he's the
L to the I to the n to the k
Wears tights everyday
Don't give...
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