My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm writing آپ this letter to tell آپ that I'm leaving آپ forever. I've been a good man to آپ for 7 years & I have nothing to دکھائیں for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that آپ quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, آپ came ہوم & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your پسندیدہ meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. آپ ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. آپ don't tell me آپ love me anymore; آپ don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either آپ are cheating on me یا آپ don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my دن مزید than receiving your letter.
It's true آپ & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when آپ got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if آپ can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when آپ cooked my پسندیدہ meal, آپ must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from آپ because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved آپ & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got ہوم آپ were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope آپ have the fulfilling life آپ always wanted. My lawyer کہا that the letter آپ wrote ensures آپ won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told آپ this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm writing آپ this letter to tell آپ that I'm leaving آپ forever. I've been a good man to آپ for 7 years & I have nothing to دکھائیں for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that آپ quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, آپ came ہوم & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your پسندیدہ meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. آپ ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. آپ don't tell me آپ love me anymore; آپ don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either آپ are cheating on me یا آپ don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my دن مزید than receiving your letter.
It's true آپ & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when آپ got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if آپ can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when آپ cooked my پسندیدہ meal, آپ must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from آپ because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved آپ & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got ہوم آپ were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope آپ have the fulfilling life آپ always wanted. My lawyer کہا that the letter آپ wrote ensures آپ won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told آپ this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
u say your a body?
without a host?
not one spirit not one ghost?
why do u cry if im unfair?
suck it up my frail friend
im sick of your stupid greed
why are u so scared of me?
i have done nothing wrong?
then whats with your gloomy song?
u say your fine آپ say im dead?
whats without love u sleepy head?
im just me and your just u
so be happy where noot تقسیم, الگ کریں in Two
if i was a u and u were a me?
then it would so much مزید unhappy
my soul is telling me to stay
but then my ghost is saying go away?
its not like my smile would care
because im just u and me and fair
be proud that where not تقسیم, الگ کریں in two
because i could never live without u
without a host?
not one spirit not one ghost?
why do u cry if im unfair?
suck it up my frail friend
im sick of your stupid greed
why are u so scared of me?
i have done nothing wrong?
then whats with your gloomy song?
u say your fine آپ say im dead?
whats without love u sleepy head?
im just me and your just u
so be happy where noot تقسیم, الگ کریں in Two
if i was a u and u were a me?
then it would so much مزید unhappy
my soul is telling me to stay
but then my ghost is saying go away?
its not like my smile would care
because im just u and me and fair
be proud that where not تقسیم, الگ کریں in two
because i could never live without u
