When I was little...
1. I got "plumber" and "plunger" mixed up alot.
2. I thought it was illegal for someone to see someone else naked.
3. I thought people still got wool from "shearing بھیڑوں, بھیڑ when their 'hair' was too long" like they دکھائیں آپ in fairs and shit.
4. I thought airplanes flew on electric energy.
5. I thought a "tower" was a kind of towel.
6. I thought a person's دل was دل shaped.
7. I thought paint came from colourful fruit.
8. Although I didn't think babies came from the stork, I thought women got pregant randomly, but after they got married.
9. I opened containers twisting the ٹوپی to the right, and screwed it back on to the left.
10. I thought "north" was "up" and "south" was "down".
11, I couldn't tell the difference between left and right.
12. I thought when a woman was pregnant, the baby was inside her stomach, as in the part that holds intestines.
13. When I first heard of "sex", I thought it was just people making out in their underwear.
14. When I was slightly older (but still in single digit years), I thought آپ could get STD's from kissing.
15. I used to not know that people used anestethics for surgery.
16. I thought people could receive fatal infections from picking their nose.
17. I thought all allergies were fatal.
18. I thought a woman's urethra was the same as her vagina.
19. I would always use the fake name "Betty".
20. I thought people who wore skinny jeans were sluts. (I didn't know that word then, but it fits.)
Wow, I was weird...
1. I got "plumber" and "plunger" mixed up alot.
2. I thought it was illegal for someone to see someone else naked.
3. I thought people still got wool from "shearing بھیڑوں, بھیڑ when their 'hair' was too long" like they دکھائیں آپ in fairs and shit.
4. I thought airplanes flew on electric energy.
5. I thought a "tower" was a kind of towel.
6. I thought a person's دل was دل shaped.
7. I thought paint came from colourful fruit.
8. Although I didn't think babies came from the stork, I thought women got pregant randomly, but after they got married.
9. I opened containers twisting the ٹوپی to the right, and screwed it back on to the left.
10. I thought "north" was "up" and "south" was "down".
11, I couldn't tell the difference between left and right.
12. I thought when a woman was pregnant, the baby was inside her stomach, as in the part that holds intestines.
13. When I first heard of "sex", I thought it was just people making out in their underwear.
14. When I was slightly older (but still in single digit years), I thought آپ could get STD's from kissing.
15. I used to not know that people used anestethics for surgery.
16. I thought people could receive fatal infections from picking their nose.
17. I thought all allergies were fatal.
18. I thought a woman's urethra was the same as her vagina.
19. I would always use the fake name "Betty".
20. I thought people who wore skinny jeans were sluts. (I didn't know that word then, but it fits.)
Wow, I was weird...
My friend (I won't use her real name) ill call her "Jessica", was once kind of suicidle and she got really sad one night so she found a bunch of pills (she doesent know what they are) and swallowed them. She had really bad stomach pains since then (its been a month, and the stomach pains have been going away slowly) Also, she gets the pains when she eats. Although the pain slowly keeps becoming easier, it doesent seem to be going away. She does not want anyone but me to know, so she doesent want to see a doctor either because that would involve her telling someone. (She especially doesent want her parents to know). Any medical help یا ideas as to what it might be یا what she can do to fix herself?
1)read something over and over that آپ thing that think is funny that آپ یا someone گیا کیا پوسٹ on fanpop.
2)a nice cup of coffee.
3)a nice cup of hot coco.
4)a nice brakefast(sorry if mis spelled).
5)do something to make yourself laugh.
trust me i works to laugh your head off before آپ go to school, work, cherch یا when your at ہوم i just got ڈن, اڑانا reading a 100 times over what i گیا کیا پوسٹ on an rp and it was funny i put the words "BONE HEAD" 10 times then put "YOU ARE HOPELESS!" and i'm still laughing my head off so it helps to at lest laugh to start your دن off right
2)a nice cup of coffee.
3)a nice cup of hot coco.
4)a nice brakefast(sorry if mis spelled).
5)do something to make yourself laugh.
trust me i works to laugh your head off before آپ go to school, work, cherch یا when your at ہوم i just got ڈن, اڑانا reading a 100 times over what i گیا کیا پوسٹ on an rp and it was funny i put the words "BONE HEAD" 10 times then put "YOU ARE HOPELESS!" and i'm still laughing my head off so it helps to at lest laugh to start your دن off right