1. Having to go around the room and say a fun fact about yourself. (And the moments spent waiting for your turn.

2. Someone tells آپ something that آپ already know because آپ Facebook stalked them, and آپ have to pretend it’s the first you’ve heard of it.

3. Having to poop in a crowded restroom.

4. AND people آپ know saw آپ go into the stall and will know it’s you.

5. Saying “hi” to someone as they pass but it comes out a whisper and they don’t hear you.


6. When you’re the last person to get passed the sign-up sheet in class and آپ have no idea what to do with it after آپ sign it.

7. Starting to say something in a conversation and then getting interrupted — twice.

8. Going to a party سے طرف کی yourself and having to hover near some other people talking and then conversation-bomb them because آپ have no one to talk to

9. Being seated at the quiet end of the میز, جدول at a رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا party and struggling to think of سوالات to ask the two people اگلے to you, while the loud end looks like they’re having A BALL.

10. When someone in real life brings up a tweet یا status update آپ made.

11. Having to read a lease یا contract in front of someone who’s waiting for آپ to sign it.

12. Having to stand just outside a دائرے, حلقہ of your دوستوں talking because there’s no room in the circle.

13. When you’re out with a friend and their friend who آپ don’t know comes up and starts talking to them, and آپ just stand there.