2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us یا someone else will.
3. We کتیا, کتيا about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.
4. If آپ won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing آپ in private.
5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches love Cuddling.
6. There's nothing we like مزید than آپ hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.
7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.
8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.
9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.
10. Please us in bed, یا your friend will.
11. We fake orgasms.
12. The concept of premenstrual syndrome was invented سے طرف کی a woman in Iowa who was trying to come up with a way to call her husband shit-for-brains without repercussions. MEANING we have an excuse once a ماہ for being a complete asshole, آپ don't.
13. Send us flowers for no apparent reason.
14. If آپ cry مزید than we do thats a major no no.
15. آپ can think girls are hot but don't let us know.
16. We most likely have snooped through your phone at least once… یا twice.
17. Talk dirty to us in bed.
18. Girls are much better liars than boys so when your lying we can probably tell.
19. Manicures, our hair and jewelry are a few of our پسندیدہ things.
20. If آپ don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
21. Don't act differently towards us in front of your friends. Treat us better than آپ usually do.
22. Make out with us in front of people آپ know. It makes us feel special and wanted.
23. آپ are most likely never going to have a threesome with us so آپ might as well give up.
24. We go to the bathroom in groups to talk about you…. یا to do coke.
25. We talk about sex way مزید than آپ do.
26. Shaving is a major bitch. But if we do it, آپ better do the same.
27. Don't flirt with our friends.
28. Rest assured, we may not have “liked” your picture, but we definitely saw it.
29. We can be dirt poor but still find the money for new shoes.
30. We understand آپ don't care what we're wearing but complaint it anyway WE CARE WHAT WE'RE WEARING.
31. Being pale to us is social suicide.
32. When آپ break up with us, that means it's over, and we will only sleep with آپ two یا three مزید times.
33. No matter who آپ are یا what آپ look like, it's always flattering when آپ hit on us.
34. It's a proven fact that girls get colder than guys hence why we want to cuddle after sex.
35. آپ look sexiest in a tux.
36. Girls can take selfies, men most certainly can not.
37. If we love you, there is nothing so filthy that آپ can't say it in bed.
38. When we say, 'I don't like to play games,' it's because we are very experienced at playing games.
39. "You aren't the only one who thinks that two women having sex is hot. If we haven't tried it, most of us have at least imagined what it would be like to kiss a pair of shiny red lips." - Maria Bello.
40. آپ ALWAYS have to side with us.
41. We like when آپ feel comfortable telling us little things about you.
42. We love good morning texts from you.
43. We need آپ to be reachable at all times, but we don't always pick up our phones when آپ call. We realize this seems like a double standard.
44. Bad breathe is the biggest turn off.
45. Our enemies better not be your friends.
46. When we ask آپ how your دن was we expect an answer a little longer than just "fine."
47. We understand if we ask آپ whats wrong and آپ say nothing but we will keep trying to get something out of you.
48. "Women are interested in A-list things: A designers, A vacations, A orgasms." -Kim Cattrall
49. Comfort us and try to make us feel better when we're upset.
50. We always want half of your dessert… but will never order it. So men, ORDER IT.
51. We have stalked your exs on Facebook and Instagram.
52. We want آپ to make the first move.
53. We love cheesy romantic comedies.
54. آپ want us skinny, we want to see a six pack.
55. Do not try too hard to make sense of the strange dynamics of female friendships. We can hate our دوستوں one دن and love them the next.
56. If we go down on آپ we expect آپ to return the favor…. and please guys don't use your teeth while you're down there.
57. The trashier the reality TV دکھائیں the better.
58. We know آپ watch porn.. And that's fine, watch all the porn آپ want as long as you're not physically having sex with anyone then we are fine.
59. Our beauty routine takes time. Be patient.
60. We only go down if آپ keep your گھاس cut.
61. We want to take cheesy couple pics so we can دکھائیں the world how cute we look.
62. No part of us wants to know how much your mom loved your ex.
63. Us watching آپ play video games does not count as spending quality time together. In fact, we hate watching آپ play video games ever.
64. آپ are required to like our best friend and if آپ don't, fake it.
65. We want to meet your family and for them to like us.
66. Wine is the quickest way to get a girl talking.
67. Women always win in arguments. Give up.
68. We hate your taste. We will never agree who آپ drool over, unless it's Megan Fox.
69. We like آپ to be jealous.
70. We are constantly on our iPhones. We're not bored it's just habit.
71. We can have guy friends, this does not mean we are having sex with them.
72. "I was drunk" is not an excuse for cheating, یا being an asshole. Two can play that game.
73. Include us in things.
74. ٹیکو گھنٹی, بیل یا any fast food restaurant is not an acceptable place to take us on a date… EVER.
75. 50 shades of Grey changed the sex world for us all. Tie us down and use props.
76. We don't want to hear about your ex girlfriend.
77. We most definitely do not want to watch the sports game.
78. We are emotional and cry a whole lot.
79. This is how we see it, don't call = don't care.
80. We expect آپ to remember our anniversary. Game over if آپ forget.
81. Don't take too long to reply to our texts, we aren't as patient as آپ men.
82. We can be late, آپ can't.
83. Way to tell if you're being an asshole… Would آپ like it if a guy treated your sister that way? Didn't think so.
84. We like PDA and don't care if آپ don't.
85. We still stalk our exes regularly… this doesn't mean we still have feelings for them but as long as social media exists we will continue keeping tabs on their lives.
86. How to satisfy a women is easy. Cuddle with her.
87. The silent treatment is indication that آپ did something wrong.
88. We love when آپ have a nickname for us that only آپ use.
89. Even if آپ think it is cool to burp, fart, یا emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
90. We love it when آپ ask for our advice.
91. At the end of the دن we would pick a guy with a fantastic personality who can make us laugh over a guy with a hot body no matter how much we tell our دوستوں otherwise…
92. Never دکھائیں up to a bar in athletic shoes/attire…. Speaking of appropriate attire "wife beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
93. Don't seem too needy but also don't seem to distant.
94. Thanks to DIsney, we all believe in fairy tale endings and expect آپ to provide us with one. Don't disappoint.
95. We may order salads in front of آپ but trust me our mouths are watering for that cheese burger آپ ordered.
96. Take us on the craziest تاریخ آپ can think of. We are bored of the traditional movie and رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا dates.
97. Our future weddings already planned out in our heads. Don't think we're psychotic thats just what us girls do.
98. Play with our hair and massage us. We will love آپ for it.
99. If we really love you, we will do anything in our power not to let آپ go.
100.We couldn't love anything مزید than when آپ tell us "I love you."
1. They feel happy and like nothing can take them down.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved سے طرف کی everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the ماہ is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved سے طرف کی everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the ماہ is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
Just reading some of the Terminator Quotes through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash دن tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. آپ might get annoyed سے طرف کی it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash دن tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. آپ might get annoyed سے طرف کی it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
