Random Article: really cheesy pickup lines

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posted by SaitoSaturno

1. I've got my لائبریری card and im checking آپ out.
2.If I could rearrange thealphabet Id put U and I together.
3. Are آپ wearing space pants? Cuz your butt is out of this world!
4. Hey, girl scout, those کوکیز for sale?
5. آپ must be a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you.
6. Are آپ a Pokemon? Cuz I wanna Pikachu!
7. I'd keep آپ in isle 7; that's where we keep the hot tomales
8. So is it hard?
9. آپ wanna hot dog to go with those buns? (LOL)
10. Do آپ like it? You're job? Is it really hard? (gotta think dirty)

Tdinoahiscute4, 3nala and 10 others like this

jarik Here's another one. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

SaitoSaturno I've heard that one. :D For some reason cheesy pickup lines are my favorite thing in the world

JoweSparrow Here's a few: - "Did it hurt?" "Did what hurt?" "When you fell from heaven." - "You've got a sticker on your back. It says 'Made in Heaven." I have more, but this is my all time fave (well, one of them, anyway.) - "Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running around my mind all day."

clary_simon13 funny stuff

SaitoSaturno Haha, thanks. Here's another one actually: "If you were a booger, Id pick you first!" LOL. I can't believe I forgot that one.

HuddyHudduHuddy Haha another one... Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause I see myself in your pants!!!

clary_simon13 huddyhudduhuddy... yuck!

Mela1994 These are so funny!!!! LMAO

rolie1 ohh.. i have 1... cut it out ur hurting me

SaitoSaturno Haha, you guys r funny

icewolf10 And the chick says: "OMG, freak!" Then she hits you with her purse and runs away.

RavenRox2 my sisters friend said this one too my mom: "thats a nice set of legs, when do they open?"