"How to Google something"
آپ already are, dumbass.
"Best Halloween costume ever made from بیئر cans"
There's recycling, then there's recycling.
"Which smells worse, dog, cat یا human urine?"
Does it REALLY even matter?
"Where do lost socks go when they go missing?"
To heaven, where all the fallen remain to stay happy for the rest of their afterlives.
Who cares.
"What kind of pigs eat people?"
I ALWAYS KNEW THOSE PIGS WERE UP TO SOMETHING.
"How long does it take to drown an ant?"
A better سوال would be why do آپ care.
"What do dead rats smell like?"
Chicken?
"Can cow saliva cure baldness?"
Some سوالات aren't even worth answering.
"What is a magical way to gain weight?"
I hope this person knows magic isn't real.
"What’s the best trick to train your dog to do?"
To find the remote.
"Who lives with Santa Clause?"
How old are you?
"What is the fine for taking your سب, سب سے اوپر off in public?"
If I get to see it then there's no penalty at all.
"Why did the chicken پار, صلیب the road?"
I KNOW THIS ONE! :D HE CROSSED THE ROAD TO
Go to his secret evil organization where he turns innocent cotton candy into scrap metal for nothing مزید than the pleasure of enjoying pain of the innocence.
Classic joke. ^____^
"How to hide a dead body"
I don't even need to explain this one.
"Is Lady Gaga a man?"
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
"I hate my job"
Why are آپ on Google for this? XD I'm sorry آپ hate your job.
"What would Audrey do?"
She'd burn down your entire house just to let آپ know she's hungry.
"I am extremely terrified of Chinese people"
*Facepalm*
"Can Jesus microwave a burrito?"
He probably doesn't even need a microwave, he's goddamn JESUS.
"Do midgets have night vision?"
Do pigs fly? Of course not.
"What is it called when a giraffe swallowed a toy jet?"
When would that ever happen to anyone. XD
"Wolves are taking our women"
QUICK, WE MUST PLAN OUR ATTACK AT FORT ZINDERNEUF! MAKE THOSE DESPICABLE WOLVES PAY FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE!
"I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger"
I like to think of آپ as a psychotic refugee who has way too much time on their hands.
"I accidentally slept with my sister"
Do آپ want me to hold the door open for you?
"Help I'm a prisoner in a toothpaste factory"
How did آپ even have access to a computer in a toothpaste factory?
"How to raise your IQ سے طرف کی eating gifted children"
DON'T CHEAT ON A TEST! D:
"How do girls master bat"
It takes a lot of hard work to become good at baseball, my slightly perverted friend.
And that's it for now. Hope آپ enjoyed, and maybe had a laugh یا two. XD See آپ guys اگلے time.
آپ already are, dumbass.
"Best Halloween costume ever made from بیئر cans"
There's recycling, then there's recycling.
"Which smells worse, dog, cat یا human urine?"
Does it REALLY even matter?
"Where do lost socks go when they go missing?"
To heaven, where all the fallen remain to stay happy for the rest of their afterlives.
Who cares.
"What kind of pigs eat people?"
I ALWAYS KNEW THOSE PIGS WERE UP TO SOMETHING.
"How long does it take to drown an ant?"
A better سوال would be why do آپ care.
"What do dead rats smell like?"
Chicken?
"Can cow saliva cure baldness?"
Some سوالات aren't even worth answering.
"What is a magical way to gain weight?"
I hope this person knows magic isn't real.
"What’s the best trick to train your dog to do?"
To find the remote.
"Who lives with Santa Clause?"
How old are you?
"What is the fine for taking your سب, سب سے اوپر off in public?"
If I get to see it then there's no penalty at all.
"Why did the chicken پار, صلیب the road?"
I KNOW THIS ONE! :D HE CROSSED THE ROAD TO
Go to his secret evil organization where he turns innocent cotton candy into scrap metal for nothing مزید than the pleasure of enjoying pain of the innocence.
Classic joke. ^____^
"How to hide a dead body"
I don't even need to explain this one.
"Is Lady Gaga a man?"
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
"I hate my job"
Why are آپ on Google for this? XD I'm sorry آپ hate your job.
"What would Audrey do?"
She'd burn down your entire house just to let آپ know she's hungry.
"I am extremely terrified of Chinese people"
*Facepalm*
"Can Jesus microwave a burrito?"
He probably doesn't even need a microwave, he's goddamn JESUS.
"Do midgets have night vision?"
Do pigs fly? Of course not.
"What is it called when a giraffe swallowed a toy jet?"
When would that ever happen to anyone. XD
"Wolves are taking our women"
QUICK, WE MUST PLAN OUR ATTACK AT FORT ZINDERNEUF! MAKE THOSE DESPICABLE WOLVES PAY FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE!
"I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger"
I like to think of آپ as a psychotic refugee who has way too much time on their hands.
"I accidentally slept with my sister"
Do آپ want me to hold the door open for you?
"Help I'm a prisoner in a toothpaste factory"
How did آپ even have access to a computer in a toothpaste factory?
"How to raise your IQ سے طرف کی eating gifted children"
DON'T CHEAT ON A TEST! D:
"How do girls master bat"
It takes a lot of hard work to become good at baseball, my slightly perverted friend.
And that's it for now. Hope آپ enjoyed, and maybe had a laugh یا two. XD See آپ guys اگلے time.
