I admit that when Donald Trump was first elected as President I had mixed feelings about him but now I'm truly convinced that he truly is the President that America really needs.Today I'm going to express all the reasons why I believe that Donald Trump becoming President is the best thing that has ever happened to America and that he will truly make America great again.So lets start:
1.He's a big patriot who always puts America first
Donald Trump is a man who is very loyal to his country so he always thinks about ways to make his country America a better place in order in improve life for Americans.
2.He will increase the American economy
Whether آپ like him یا not آپ have to admit that he is a brilliant businessman so its obvious that he is going to increase the economy سے طرف کی opening new businesses and helping the existing business companies so that they wont be forced to اقدام from America to Mexico
3.He is a fearless leader who isn't afraid to speak the truth
Honestly,the current America is a real mess.You have Mexicans who corrupt our youth سے طرف کی selling drugs to them and raping white girls,Muslims who always commit terrorists attacks in order in to make America shy away from fighting the threat of Islamic Fundamentalism and blacks who always terrorize innocent white Americans and have a hidden agenda to take over America and turn all white people into slaves.If we don't stop them than America is going to be ruined and the worst thing is that because of political correctness people are afraid to speak against this dangerous criminals.
However Donald Trump is different because he is a fearless leader who who always speaks the truth without caring about what people say about him.The best example of his fearless attitude is how he informed everyone about the Muslim terrorist attack that happened in Sweden this February unlike Swedish government who tried to hide the fact that the terrorist attack happened because they didn't want to risk losing their عنوان as the most PC country in the world.
4.He is going to build a wall
Trump is going to build a دیوار in order to separate the American Paradise from the hell that is Mexico so that filthy Mexican demons wont be able to enter America in order to corrupt our youth and downgrade our society.
5.He doesn't believe in the"Global Warming"myth so he wont waste our budget on stupid shit like protecting the environment
I wish that people would realize that Global Warming is nothing مزید than a stupid lie that was created سے طرف کی dumbass hippies in order to force people to protect nature.
One of the reasons why Donald Trump is awesome is the fact that he wont waste our budget on stupid shit like planting مزید trees,protecting stupid and useless animals etc.Instead he is going to increase the military budget in order to keep America as the strongest military force in the world so that China and Russia wont stand a chance against us.
6.His zodiac sign is Gemini
I know what you're thinking right now,why the hell is a President's zodiac sing important?Well the answer is quite simple;its because zodiac signs are very important to determine people's personalities and relationships to others.
Trump is Gemini and Putin is Libra and since both Gemini and Libra are compatible because of the fact that they both Air signs means that its very unlikely for Russia and America to get into war with each other
7.His sex appeal
Honestly,have آپ seen any other President that it as sexy looking as him?I bet that the Russians are green from envy that our President is hot as hell while their President looks like an ugly dwarf.Also he's a real trend سیٹر, اسے as well because ever since he's become President everyone started to dye their hair مالٹا, نارنگی in order to look like him.
These are my reasons why I believe that Trump is awesome and if آپ are a Trump hater I hope that your opinion of him will change after reading this article.
Also HAPPY APRIL FOOLS' دن to everyone who has wasted their precious time سے طرف کی reading this stupid مضمون :D
#SaturdaySatire
1.He's a big patriot who always puts America first
Donald Trump is a man who is very loyal to his country so he always thinks about ways to make his country America a better place in order in improve life for Americans.
2.He will increase the American economy
Whether آپ like him یا not آپ have to admit that he is a brilliant businessman so its obvious that he is going to increase the economy سے طرف کی opening new businesses and helping the existing business companies so that they wont be forced to اقدام from America to Mexico
3.He is a fearless leader who isn't afraid to speak the truth
Honestly,the current America is a real mess.You have Mexicans who corrupt our youth سے طرف کی selling drugs to them and raping white girls,Muslims who always commit terrorists attacks in order in to make America shy away from fighting the threat of Islamic Fundamentalism and blacks who always terrorize innocent white Americans and have a hidden agenda to take over America and turn all white people into slaves.If we don't stop them than America is going to be ruined and the worst thing is that because of political correctness people are afraid to speak against this dangerous criminals.
However Donald Trump is different because he is a fearless leader who who always speaks the truth without caring about what people say about him.The best example of his fearless attitude is how he informed everyone about the Muslim terrorist attack that happened in Sweden this February unlike Swedish government who tried to hide the fact that the terrorist attack happened because they didn't want to risk losing their عنوان as the most PC country in the world.
4.He is going to build a wall
Trump is going to build a دیوار in order to separate the American Paradise from the hell that is Mexico so that filthy Mexican demons wont be able to enter America in order to corrupt our youth and downgrade our society.
5.He doesn't believe in the"Global Warming"myth so he wont waste our budget on stupid shit like protecting the environment
I wish that people would realize that Global Warming is nothing مزید than a stupid lie that was created سے طرف کی dumbass hippies in order to force people to protect nature.
One of the reasons why Donald Trump is awesome is the fact that he wont waste our budget on stupid shit like planting مزید trees,protecting stupid and useless animals etc.Instead he is going to increase the military budget in order to keep America as the strongest military force in the world so that China and Russia wont stand a chance against us.
6.His zodiac sign is Gemini
I know what you're thinking right now,why the hell is a President's zodiac sing important?Well the answer is quite simple;its because zodiac signs are very important to determine people's personalities and relationships to others.
Trump is Gemini and Putin is Libra and since both Gemini and Libra are compatible because of the fact that they both Air signs means that its very unlikely for Russia and America to get into war with each other
7.His sex appeal
Honestly,have آپ seen any other President that it as sexy looking as him?I bet that the Russians are green from envy that our President is hot as hell while their President looks like an ugly dwarf.Also he's a real trend سیٹر, اسے as well because ever since he's become President everyone started to dye their hair مالٹا, نارنگی in order to look like him.
These are my reasons why I believe that Trump is awesome and if آپ are a Trump hater I hope that your opinion of him will change after reading this article.
Also HAPPY APRIL FOOLS' دن to everyone who has wasted their precious time سے طرف کی reading this stupid مضمون :D
#SaturdaySatire
1. Walk up to an old person and scream "Grandma/Grandpa your alive!
2. Hide in a closet at Ikea and pop out at people saying "I'm back from Narnia!"
3. Throw water balloons at passing cars.
4. Go door to door asking people for ice cubes. Take them home, melt them, and then take them back saying "I don't want them anymore.
5. Give a random stranger a Wet Willy.
6. Get caught masturbating and watching porn.
7. Call Walmart and ask if they sell they're employees.
8. Slap a waitress.
9. When a waiter asks آپ want آپ want to drink, tell them "Wouldn't آپ like to know???!!!???"
10. When آپ hear someone say something depressing, scream out Let's have a party!
2. Hide in a closet at Ikea and pop out at people saying "I'm back from Narnia!"
3. Throw water balloons at passing cars.
4. Go door to door asking people for ice cubes. Take them home, melt them, and then take them back saying "I don't want them anymore.
5. Give a random stranger a Wet Willy.
6. Get caught masturbating and watching porn.
7. Call Walmart and ask if they sell they're employees.
8. Slap a waitress.
9. When a waiter asks آپ want آپ want to drink, tell them "Wouldn't آپ like to know???!!!???"
10. When آپ hear someone say something depressing, scream out Let's have a party!
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And put your سوال in the تبصرے and I'll answer one tomorrow!Bye!
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SO I GOTTA MAKE THIS THING LONGER (idk why)But yup!
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answer is:WHY IS THE FREAKING SKY BLUE?GOD SHUT UP!
What do آپ think?Give your opinion in the comments!
And put your سوال in the تبصرے and I'll answer one tomorrow!Bye!
IGNORE THIS PART!(I GOTTA MAKE IT LONGER!)
Yeah Remember TO تبصرہ YOUR QUESTION!I WILL TRY AND ANSWER ONE,EITHER LATER TODAY,OR TOMORROW!
SO I GOTTA MAKE THIS THING LONGER (idk why)But yup!
Gah gotta make it longer!ARG!Oh well!
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a simple slob like one of us do do do
i don't live on a farm and i don't have a pet بھیڑوں, بھیڑ but there something about writting random مضمون about them i a krave
idiots put them in pies i think that is very disturbing آپ wouldn't but a baby in a pie??!!???!!
so what i'm saying is donate £3 a ماہ and a بھیڑوں, بھیڑ will be دیا a ہوم and not a pie and آپ will get a free adoption pack and a cudderly toy and what eever آپ donate shut-your-face fund will triple it