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Both tobacco/cigarettes&alcohol are legal drugs,available in any store all over the world.Cannabis is still illegal in most countries.Smoking&breathing tobacco causes a lung cancer&alcoholism leads to liver cancer yet both is legal!Cannabis is the cure!
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posted by nmdis
RED

Loving him is like driving a new Maserati down a dead-end street
Faster than the wind, passionate as sin ending so suddenly
Loving him is like trying to change your mind once you're already flying through the free fall
Like the colors in autumn, so bright just before they lose it all

[Chorus:]
Losing him was blue like I'd never known
Missing him was dark grey all along
Forgetting him was like trying to know somebody آپ never met
But loving him was red
Loving him was red

[Verse 2:]
Touching him was like realizing all آپ ever wanted was right there in front of you
Memorizing him was as easy as knowing...
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posted by nmdis
SLOW DOWN

Now that I have captured your attention
I want to steal آپ for a rhythm intervention
Mr. T, آپ say I'm ready for inspection
Show me how آپ make a first impression

Oh, oh
Can we take it nice and slow, slow
Break it down and drop it low, low
Cause I just wanna party all night in the neon lights 'til آپ can't let me go

I just wanna feel your body right اگلے to mine
All night long
Baby, slow down the song
And when it's coming closer to the end hit rewind
All night long
Baby, slow down the song

If آپ want me I'm accepting applications
So long as we keep this record on rotation
You know I'm good...
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~A/N~ I want to give half credit for this to DaveAndJohn we had the idea together o3o love یو, ی fellow homestuckie. And I also want to thank vampirer04 for helping me when I was stuck and couldn’t get ahold of DaveAndJohn. Thanks so much to both of you. FYI all the povs are at different places –in school unless کہا otherwise- and different times –unless they are connected to another pov stories-
(Mituna’s POV)

It felt weird doing this to my little brother, but Sollux had it coming. I had walked in with a bucket and threw the content inside on him. Sollux sat up soaked, “Mituna what...
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posted by Bella_Dhampir
Oh, fallacies!

So.. as stupid as this may sound, I've never really known about fallacies. That is, until this year, when we learned about them. To tell آپ the truth, I felt pretty stupid after that English lesson.. not because I had never known about fallacies, but because I realized that I used them in A LOT of arguments. O.o

So I guess I just wanna فہرست a couple of مقبول ones, and define them for any of آپ who also don't really know about fallacies, and just talk a bit about them and how I've used them before.

1. ad hominem
This is when the arguer attacks the person instead of the argument...
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posted by klaine_forever
I, klaine_forever, did NOT write this! I dont know if it has already been گیا کیا پوسٹ so if it has then whatevz

Big Macintosh surveyed the many apples trees that made up Sweet سیب, ایپل Acres. It was nearly apple-buck season once again, and it looked as though they would be having a bumper harvest this year. He nodded, satisfied. His sister applejack کی, اپپلیجاک walked up beside him. “Whoo, boy howdy! I sure am glad آپ ain’t injured this time, Big Macintosh!” she said. “Why, there’s even مزید apples on them trees than last year!”
“Eeyup!” Big Macintosh replied, in his characteristic manner....
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There was a boy called Jake who always got teased at school he got because he was different one دن he he cme back to school it looked like a normal دن but while everyone walked around Jake acted himself like every normal دن but when the گھنٹی, بیل rang for clas he got a 44 آگ کے, آگ arm he shot lot's of the kids teacher too so آپ let that be a lesson for آپ if آپ had not teased him he would have been fine who knows آپ could have even saved his life.

Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.
posted by pure-angel
Dost thou love life?
Then do not squander time,
for that is the stuff life is made of.
Benjamin Franklin

Life is either a daring adventure یا nothing.
Helen Keller

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt آپ represents determinism; the way آپ play it is free will.
Jawaharal Nehru








Life is like the dice that, falling, still دکھائیں a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects.
Alexis

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, یا برداشت, ریچھ its troubles patiently.
Palladas

The geat blessing of mankind are within us and...
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posted by Thecharliejay
100 Ways to Annoy People
1.Get to know a دوستوں bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
2.Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
3.Call other people "Champ" یا "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
4.Drum on every available surface.
5.Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
6.Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
7.Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
8.Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
9.Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
10.Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
11.Insist on giving...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,

'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, آپ can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, بیل Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep...
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