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posted by breebree446
• Specify that this order is "To Go".
• At midnight, ask if آپ are too early for Breakfast.
• When ordering, start talking about the problems آپ were having with your car. Ask if somebody can take a look at it.
• Laugh loudly when asked if آپ would like fries with your order.
• When asked if they can take your order, tell them آپ are just looking and drive off.
• Tell them آپ have to use the bathroom - Don't Order anything.
• Order a hamburger, no bun with two ketchup sachets – That’s all.
• When they hand آپ your food, hand them a bag back with all the rubbish from your car in it.
• When they come on the intercom, say "Sorry, I'm not here at the moment, please leave me a message".
• Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through the window.
• Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.
• Speak a foreign language (make one up if آپ have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.
• Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large مالٹا, نارنگی Coke and a small medium fries, please."
• In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind آپ is handed 40 bags of food.
• Drive through with a car load of naked people.
• Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask آپ to order at the window. When آپ arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.
• Drive through with someone on the ڈاکو, ہڈ to accept the food.
• Have a friend hide in the trunk. When آپ approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.
• All of the above work very well when done at the late night pick up window.
posted by EllentheStrange
1.I got stabbed سے طرف کی a freaking spoon!
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I مککا, عجیب الخلقت boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet آپ Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
14.THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy برداشت, ریچھ is staring at me.
posted by TDAPlayer158
Tonight آپ go on a murder spree.

It happens every week.

I'm hoping that آپ won't kill me.

آپ buy weapons and guns.

آپ are certainly hooked.

آپ go crazy when your victim runs.

Once the bones are torn.

آپ cannot turn back.

I hate to say a war is born.

آپ may think it's a-thrilling,

To end so many lives.

But آپ should not go a-killing.

آپ like it when your victims go jumping,

They give out loud hollers.

But you'll soon come to nothing.

Your stopping people from eating,

This trouble needs to stop.

No مزید talking, no مزید beating.

I know this will not cease,

It has been a سال now,

آپ have become a beast.

My friend, my friend.
posted by randomer123boo
here u go

1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the سب, سب سے اوپر of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the دکان has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the دکان

if آپ have done one یا مزید of these tips آپ should have benn تخت out

have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
posted by jodith
im freakin randomly bored,,so.....
ummmm just so....:P



If آپ have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, آپ have $1.19. آپ also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the لنکن Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents...
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posted by pandawinx
Hello everyone! :)

I'm here writing about the sadness of people getting teased over how they look.

I hear some songs taking the mic of people who aren't perfect pyshically and I hear horrid things about bullying in public schools.

It makes me sad because back when I was a kid, I used to get teased for having a birth mark on my nose which wasn't overly flattering.
People in my class used to call it the "Witches" spot and کہا stupid stuff like "Burn the witch!" and "Nice wart" And some people were scared to go near me because they thought that a birth mark was contagious and that they'll get it....
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Me: well I’m in tournament of the minds which is like a problem solving them which involves acting it out. Anyway my team made it to state and on the bus trip back let’s just say I was hypo. This is my funny story and the دن I lost all my دوستوں lol.

Okay so we'd just had a good night’s rest after coming back. We didn't win but we had fun, so we boarded the bus and i thought i'd annoy my facilitator (in سال 12) let’s call him Fred. Anyway so i sat اگلے to Fred who i had sat اگلے to on the way and annoyed the hell out of him lol. Anyway so we took off and ‘Vince’ and 'Howard' (Females...
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