Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, سب, سب سے اوپر Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines سب, سب سے اوپر Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.
سب, سب سے اوپر Queer
Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder as Sue Sylvester
Cosmic قوس قزح as Blaine Anderson
Aina as Rachel Berry
Sunny as Santana Lopez
Blaze as Kurt Hummel
At the سب, سب سے اوپر Gear studio
Audience: *Cheering*
Jeremy: Hello everypony, and thank آپ for coming. Now, we have a problem.
Richard: We always have a problem.
Jeremy: Well this one is not related to cars.
James: There's a first.
Jeremy: Now the letter I have received here says Dear سب, سب سے اوپر Gear. We hate your theme song, and want to make a new one for you. Signed-
The Glee characters blew a hole through a wall, scaring off all of the audience members.
Sue: Hell yeah, we just did that.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: Well, at least the On The Block audience didn't leave.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: What do آپ want?
Will: We want to make a new theme song for you.
Richard: We like our theme song just the way it is, now please leave.
Sue: No.
Richard: I کہا please, آپ have to leave.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Security!
James: They ran away with the audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Shit.
Rachel: That's not a nice word to say. We want to help you, and you're being mean.
Jeremy: Since when does it help to blow a hole into our wall?
Audience: *Laughing*
Kurt: You're not being very nice.
Richard: Neither are آپ assholes!
Santana: What's it gonna take for آپ to let us create a theme song for you?
Jeremy: A race.
Richard: The three of us against three of you.
Sue: There's only six of us.
Jeremy: Then which one of آپ six is gay, یا lesbian?
Kurt, Rachel, and Santana: *Raises their hooves*
James: Perfect.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Then آپ three can't race.
Santana: *Gasp* Why not?
Rachel: Say you're sorry.
Jeremy: No thanks, but I will do one thing for you. *Punches Rachel*
Audience: *Laughing*
Kurt: You're rude. I'm going to masturbate. *Leaves*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: And that's why he's not allowed to race.
Richard: Let's continue on.
It was a relay race. Jeremy, Richard, and James against Will, Sue, and Blaine.
Jeremy: One thing that concerns me is that James' car is a Fiat Panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: We're not going to win.
Jeremy: Okay, the rules are simple. Follow the road, and go as fast as آپ can in your vehicles.
Others: Okay.
First off was Jeremy against Sue.
Jeremy: *In a مستونگ, mustang GT500*
Sue: *In a hummer*
Flag Pony: 3. 2.
Jeremy: *Drives off*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sue: That's cheating!
Flag Pony: Shut up. Now I gotta start all the way from 3 again.
Sue: WHAAT?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Flag Pony: 3..........
Sue: Hurry up!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Flag Pony: 2..........
Audience: *Laughing*
Sue: Forget this. *Drives away*
Jeremy: *Arrives in his car* Go James!
James: *Driving his car, but it only goes ten miles an hour*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: I was worried about this.
So Jeremy decided to cheat without anyone noticing.
Jeremy: *Goes to Blaine's Corvette, and lets air leak out one of the tires. He then makes a troll face while sliding away*
Audience: *Laughing*
Blaine: Wait a minute. *Gets out of his car, and sees air coming out of one tire* This is impossible. I need to refill the tire quickly.
Sue: *Arrives* Go Will!
Will: I'm gonna win. *Driving a jeep, but James crashes into his car*
Jeremy: I should have warned you. Part of the track crosses over itself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy's team won, and all of the Glee شائقین killed their selves when they heard about this.
The End
On the اگلے part of this episode, a new character appears.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on سٹریٹ, گلی corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing اگلے to Double Scoop*
Tom: مزید ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands اگلے to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
The episode begins with Tom, and Master Sword standing in front of their house.
Tom: There's a new character we'd like to-
Master Sword: Hold everything!
Tom: What is it?
Master Sword: The عنوان of the episode didn't appear.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You're right, it didn't. Now how is that possible?
Master Sword: I don't know. That's why I'm scared!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Arrives in his car*
Episode 14: The Train Leaves In Five منٹ
Master Sword: Never mind, I see the episode number, and title.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: It's above Saten Twist's car.
Saten Twist: *Gets out of car* Good morning everypony.
Tom: ارے Saten. Do آپ have the new character for this show?
Saten Twist: I sure do. آپ remember that grey hedgehog in the Celebrity Jeopardy skits, right?
Master Sword: Yeah.
Tom: Yes.
Saten Twist: Well he's going to make مزید appearances now. Meet Sean the hedgehog.
Audience: *Cheers*
Sean: *Exits Saten Twist's car* What's going on everybody?
Master Sword: I don't think anything is going on me so far.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Then who wants to watch a movie?
Ponies came from everywhere to answer his question.
Aina: Yes!
Snow Wonder: I love movies!
Cosmic Rainbow: What are we watching?!?
Sean: Macfarland U.S.E.
Ponies: Yeah!!!!
After the movie
Blaze: That was awesome!
Sean: No. You're awesome!
Tom: Hey. Where did the audience go?
Audience: We're still here!
Tom: Good. Coming up اگلے is Celebrity Jeopardy, so don't go away.
Audience: *Claps*
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game دکھائیں wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Fluttershy as herself
and special guest star, Pierce Hawkins as Nicholas Cage
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I thought we were done with this, but Regis Philbin, that mongrel idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Decided to do a celebrity millionaire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And network competition being what it is, I stand before you, a broken, and miserable stallion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has negative 16,500 dollars.
Sean: Damn you, and your daily doubles!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: One دن it'll be my turn Trebek.
Alex: Great. Fluttershy has an amazing negative 58,000 dollars. Good job.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Talking very quietly* thank you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Nicholas Cage is in the lead with 8 dollars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nicholas: آپ got lights, آپ got cameras. BITCHIN' TECHNOLOGY!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Don't know how آپ can get 8 dollars, but better luck to all of آپ in the اگلے round.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's time for double jeopardy. Let's take a look at the board. And the categories are..
Potent Potables
The Pen Is Mightier
Alex: That category is quotes from famous authors, so you'll all probably be مزید comfortable with our اگلے category...
Shiny Objects
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Continuing with
Opposites
Things آپ Shouldn't Put In Your Mouth
What Time Is It
And finally, Months That Start With Feb.
Audience: *Laughs*
Alex: Mr. Cage, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Nicholas: Who? Why? Where?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay. Fluttershy, why don't آپ pick a category?
Fluttershy: *Scared* Uh, no. I'll pass.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, you'll pass. Smart move. Sean, why don't آپ pick?
Sean: Ah, well met.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I'll take months that start with Feb Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For how much?
Sean: Surprise me آپ filthy bastard.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay that's completely unnecessary.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Months that start with Feb for 800. This is the only ماہ that starts with Feb.
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Febtober!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Fluttershy: *Rings in*
Alex: Flutershy?
Fluttershy: What is... Febturday?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Laughs*
Alex: No.
Sean: She کہا turd!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *To Sean* I hate you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer was February. That's the only ماہ that starts with Feb. It was last month.
Sean: Aha, a trick question!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Yes, it was a trick سوال Mr. The Hedgehog. Why don't آپ pick a category?
Sean: I've gotta ask you, about the penis mightier.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What? No. That's the pen is mightier.
Sean: Call it whatever آپ want Trebek. What matters is does it work?
Audience: Ohh!! *Clapping*
Sean: Will it really mighty my penis man?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's not a product Mr. The Hedgehog.
Sean: Cause I've heard of devices like that before. Wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you, and if the penis mighter really works I'll order a dozen!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's not a penis mightier Mr. The Hedgehog. There's no such thing.
Nicholas: Wait wait wait. Are آپ selling penis mightiers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No! No I am not.
Sean: Well you're sitting on a goldmine Trebek!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: alright. I'll tell آپ what, let's اقدام on to final jeopardy. It should be a lot of fun.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And the category is, the federalist papers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Wait. آپ know what? I'm sorry, that's for regular jeopardy we're filming later today. Your category is Humans.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: All آپ have to do is tell me, are humans pretty?
Audience: *Laughing*
The jeopardy theme played while everyone answered the question.
Alex: Yes, یا no. We'll except either answer. Are humans pretty? Keep in mind, there's no wrong answer. Humans.
The گھنٹی, بیل rang
Alex: Alright, let's see what everypony wrote, Mr. Cage, we'll start with you... And your podium is gone.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Nicholas: I know where it went! I can تلاش for it!
Alex: آپ lost your podium.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: آپ know what? I don't care. Let's اقدام on. Fluttershy-
Fluttershy: *Nervous* What? What?
Alex: Settle down, just relax.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: آپ wrote....... Nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And آپ wagered..... Nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: The pen was too heavy.
Audience: Aww, *Laughs*
Alex: Fair enough. Mr. The Hedgehog.
Sean: We meet again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's see your answer. *Looks at his answer* I guess that's your wager. A buck. Fine, and your answer is, futter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Buck futter.
Audience: Ooooh!! YEAH!
Alex: I don't get it.
Sean: Oh, I think آپ do. آپ do indeed.
Alex: Well thanks for joining us-
Sean: Buck futter!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Whatever. That's it for Celebrity Jeopardy. I don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
Coming up next, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic قوس قزح as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
And introducing the hedgehogs as the Indians.
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.
Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Corporal Agarn: آپ think that five hours of practice would help him get better, but no! With Dobbs, it's the complete opposite!
Audience: *Laughing*
Dobbs: *Stops playing bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Thank goodness.
Dobbs: *Looks at the sky* ارے Captain! Smoke!
Captain Parmenter: *Looks at smoke*
Dobbs: There's a آگ کے, آگ up that hill!
Captain Parmenter: Oh there's no fire, that's just smoke signals from some indians.
Audience: *Laughing*
Dobbs: But still, we should act like it's a fire, and run away!
Half of the soldiers started running away.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Some help آپ are to this army.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at smoke*
Captain Parmenter: Can آپ understand what it says Sarge?
Sargent O' Rourke: Yeah. It's from a tribe of indians, and they want to go on warpath.
Corporal Agarn: Which path would آپ have to take to go to war?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Never mind that, let's go.
The indians that created the smoke signal was the Hikawis.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at indians*
Corporal Agarn: They don't look like they want to take any path towards a war.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: It's called a warpath.
Chief Wild Eagle: They are here everyone.
Indians: Yay!!
Corporal Agarn: They're cheering for us?
Sargent O' Rourke: What's going on here?
Crazy Cat: آپ saw our signals, and arrived.
Sargent O' Rourke: آپ کہا آپ wanted to go on a warpath.
Chief Wild Eagle: No, that was just to get آپ over here to شامل میں us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Crazy Cat: We want to party with you, and form an alliance.
Chief Wild Eagle: And do some trading of course.
Sargent O' Rourke: *His eyes turn into dollar signs*
Audience: *Laughing*
And so they partied, and everyone had a good time.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the بگل, قرنا poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning آپ Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic قوس قزح as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are آپ laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are آپ doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes آپ think it's the end?
Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.
Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits the ball*
Olson: *Sees the ball land on the green*
Mitchell: Ha. آپ کہا I couldn't do it.
Olson: Oh, that's what I کہا half an گھنٹہ ago.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitchell: Idiot.
Olson: I bet آپ cheated.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Otis, and Chip were two holes behind them on the 12th hole.
Chip: So I heard آپ had trouble with the audience, and producers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Where did آپ hear that?
Chip: Oh, somewhere. Actually, I think it was the 11th hole. I'm not sure.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: آپ mean آپ can't remember?
Chip: Do I look like a smart ٹٹو to you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: No.
Chip: Well there آپ go. Let's tee off.
Otis: *Spots Elena, and Casey* آپ do that, I'm going to jack off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: What for? *Looks behind him, and sees Elena, and Casey* Oh. That's why.
Otis: So, how long have آپ sexy mares been playing this sport?
Elena: I played for four years.
Casey: Two years.
Otis: Oh yeah? I have been playing for three years. Right between آپ two.
Chip: ارے Otis. I thought آپ کہا آپ were going to jack off!
Audience: *Laughing*
Casey: What did he say?
Otis: He's drunk, forget him. *Runs to Chip* What the hell did آپ say that out loud for?
Chip: I was just repeating something آپ told me.
Otis: Yeah well, don't do that.
Chip: How come?
Otis: There are certain things آپ don't say outloud.
Chip: Well I told آپ I'm an idiot. I don't know any better.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: *Walks to tee* Let's finish this hole.
Chip: *Looking away from Otis* Okay. Idiot.
Otis: And stop calling yourself an idiot.
Chip: I just did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword, Tom, and Saten Twist were at Tom's house trying to make a cake.
Saten Twist: We need to have chocolate on this cake.
Master Sword: No we don't! Chocolate is bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: How could آپ say that?! Chocolate is the best flavor for everything!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Saten Twist: Aren't we forgetting something?
Tom: Frosting?
Saten Twist: I'm not talking about the cake. I mean the show.
Tom: Oh, that. Brony of the month. For March, it's BlondLionEzel.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: When it comes to writing about My Little ٹٹو with super heroes from Marvel, the possibilities are endless.
Master Sword: What are super heroes from Marvel?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Why don't آپ ask him? He knows basically everything about them.
Master Sword: Forget it, let's continue working on the cake.
Meanwhile, Sean was at the mansion he created for himself. It was near Fluttershy's cottage.
Mortomis: Whoa. This place is cool.
Sean: Yes it is. Soon, I might make my own airport سے طرف کی here. I'll have a collection of airplanes, and host an airshow once every month.
Mortomis: If they'll let آپ of course.
Sean: What's that supposed to mean?
Mortomis: You're not a pony.
Sean: Well Zecora isn't a pony, and they let her do whatever she wants.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: For all I know, she could get away with raping fillies.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Mortomis: *Sees a big model train layout* How much did this cost?
Sean: How much do آپ make in five years?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Can I run one of the trains?
Sean: Of course.
Mortomis: Thanks.
Sean: But if آپ derail it, I'll kill you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Walks into Sean's house, and looks at the camera* Hey, get back to us. Will you? *Walks away* God I love breaking the 4th wall.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Back at Tom's house
Master Sword: The cake is finished.
Tom: Good work.
Saten Twist: *Takes a slice, and eats it* Delicious.
Tom: All we need is some beer, and hot dogs to celebrate this Season 2 premiere.
Master Sword: With cake?
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Okay fellas, time is up!
Tom: What?!
Announcer: The season 2 premiere is over. Go away!
Tom: Goddamnit. I didn't even get to have any cake.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
The End
STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright 2015
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, سب, سب سے اوپر Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines سب, سب سے اوپر Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.
سب, سب سے اوپر Queer
Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder as Sue Sylvester
Cosmic قوس قزح as Blaine Anderson
Aina as Rachel Berry
Sunny as Santana Lopez
Blaze as Kurt Hummel
At the سب, سب سے اوپر Gear studio
Audience: *Cheering*
Jeremy: Hello everypony, and thank آپ for coming. Now, we have a problem.
Richard: We always have a problem.
Jeremy: Well this one is not related to cars.
James: There's a first.
Jeremy: Now the letter I have received here says Dear سب, سب سے اوپر Gear. We hate your theme song, and want to make a new one for you. Signed-
The Glee characters blew a hole through a wall, scaring off all of the audience members.
Sue: Hell yeah, we just did that.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: Well, at least the On The Block audience didn't leave.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: What do آپ want?
Will: We want to make a new theme song for you.
Richard: We like our theme song just the way it is, now please leave.
Sue: No.
Richard: I کہا please, آپ have to leave.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Security!
James: They ran away with the audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Shit.
Rachel: That's not a nice word to say. We want to help you, and you're being mean.
Jeremy: Since when does it help to blow a hole into our wall?
Audience: *Laughing*
Kurt: You're not being very nice.
Richard: Neither are آپ assholes!
Santana: What's it gonna take for آپ to let us create a theme song for you?
Jeremy: A race.
Richard: The three of us against three of you.
Sue: There's only six of us.
Jeremy: Then which one of آپ six is gay, یا lesbian?
Kurt, Rachel, and Santana: *Raises their hooves*
James: Perfect.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Then آپ three can't race.
Santana: *Gasp* Why not?
Rachel: Say you're sorry.
Jeremy: No thanks, but I will do one thing for you. *Punches Rachel*
Audience: *Laughing*
Kurt: You're rude. I'm going to masturbate. *Leaves*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: And that's why he's not allowed to race.
Richard: Let's continue on.
It was a relay race. Jeremy, Richard, and James against Will, Sue, and Blaine.
Jeremy: One thing that concerns me is that James' car is a Fiat Panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: We're not going to win.
Jeremy: Okay, the rules are simple. Follow the road, and go as fast as آپ can in your vehicles.
Others: Okay.
First off was Jeremy against Sue.
Jeremy: *In a مستونگ, mustang GT500*
Sue: *In a hummer*
Flag Pony: 3. 2.
Jeremy: *Drives off*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sue: That's cheating!
Flag Pony: Shut up. Now I gotta start all the way from 3 again.
Sue: WHAAT?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Flag Pony: 3..........
Sue: Hurry up!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Flag Pony: 2..........
Audience: *Laughing*
Sue: Forget this. *Drives away*
Jeremy: *Arrives in his car* Go James!
James: *Driving his car, but it only goes ten miles an hour*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: I was worried about this.
So Jeremy decided to cheat without anyone noticing.
Jeremy: *Goes to Blaine's Corvette, and lets air leak out one of the tires. He then makes a troll face while sliding away*
Audience: *Laughing*
Blaine: Wait a minute. *Gets out of his car, and sees air coming out of one tire* This is impossible. I need to refill the tire quickly.
Sue: *Arrives* Go Will!
Will: I'm gonna win. *Driving a jeep, but James crashes into his car*
Jeremy: I should have warned you. Part of the track crosses over itself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy's team won, and all of the Glee شائقین killed their selves when they heard about this.
The End
On the اگلے part of this episode, a new character appears.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on سٹریٹ, گلی corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing اگلے to Double Scoop*
Tom: مزید ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands اگلے to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
The episode begins with Tom, and Master Sword standing in front of their house.
Tom: There's a new character we'd like to-
Master Sword: Hold everything!
Tom: What is it?
Master Sword: The عنوان of the episode didn't appear.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You're right, it didn't. Now how is that possible?
Master Sword: I don't know. That's why I'm scared!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Arrives in his car*
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Master Sword: Never mind, I see the episode number, and title.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: It's above Saten Twist's car.
Saten Twist: *Gets out of car* Good morning everypony.
Tom: ارے Saten. Do آپ have the new character for this show?
Saten Twist: I sure do. آپ remember that grey hedgehog in the Celebrity Jeopardy skits, right?
Master Sword: Yeah.
Tom: Yes.
Saten Twist: Well he's going to make مزید appearances now. Meet Sean the hedgehog.
Audience: *Cheers*
Sean: *Exits Saten Twist's car* What's going on everybody?
Master Sword: I don't think anything is going on me so far.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Then who wants to watch a movie?
Ponies came from everywhere to answer his question.
Aina: Yes!
Snow Wonder: I love movies!
Cosmic Rainbow: What are we watching?!?
Sean: Macfarland U.S.E.
Ponies: Yeah!!!!
After the movie
Blaze: That was awesome!
Sean: No. You're awesome!
Tom: Hey. Where did the audience go?
Audience: We're still here!
Tom: Good. Coming up اگلے is Celebrity Jeopardy, so don't go away.
Audience: *Claps*
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game دکھائیں wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Fluttershy as herself
and special guest star, Pierce Hawkins as Nicholas Cage
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I thought we were done with this, but Regis Philbin, that mongrel idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Decided to do a celebrity millionaire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And network competition being what it is, I stand before you, a broken, and miserable stallion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has negative 16,500 dollars.
Sean: Damn you, and your daily doubles!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: One دن it'll be my turn Trebek.
Alex: Great. Fluttershy has an amazing negative 58,000 dollars. Good job.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Talking very quietly* thank you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Nicholas Cage is in the lead with 8 dollars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nicholas: آپ got lights, آپ got cameras. BITCHIN' TECHNOLOGY!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Don't know how آپ can get 8 dollars, but better luck to all of آپ in the اگلے round.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's time for double jeopardy. Let's take a look at the board. And the categories are..
Potent Potables
The Pen Is Mightier
Alex: That category is quotes from famous authors, so you'll all probably be مزید comfortable with our اگلے category...
Shiny Objects
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Continuing with
Opposites
Things آپ Shouldn't Put In Your Mouth
What Time Is It
And finally, Months That Start With Feb.
Audience: *Laughs*
Alex: Mr. Cage, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Nicholas: Who? Why? Where?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay. Fluttershy, why don't آپ pick a category?
Fluttershy: *Scared* Uh, no. I'll pass.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, you'll pass. Smart move. Sean, why don't آپ pick?
Sean: Ah, well met.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I'll take months that start with Feb Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For how much?
Sean: Surprise me آپ filthy bastard.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay that's completely unnecessary.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Months that start with Feb for 800. This is the only ماہ that starts with Feb.
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Febtober!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Fluttershy: *Rings in*
Alex: Flutershy?
Fluttershy: What is... Febturday?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Laughs*
Alex: No.
Sean: She کہا turd!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *To Sean* I hate you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer was February. That's the only ماہ that starts with Feb. It was last month.
Sean: Aha, a trick question!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Yes, it was a trick سوال Mr. The Hedgehog. Why don't آپ pick a category?
Sean: I've gotta ask you, about the penis mightier.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What? No. That's the pen is mightier.
Sean: Call it whatever آپ want Trebek. What matters is does it work?
Audience: Ohh!! *Clapping*
Sean: Will it really mighty my penis man?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's not a product Mr. The Hedgehog.
Sean: Cause I've heard of devices like that before. Wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you, and if the penis mighter really works I'll order a dozen!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's not a penis mightier Mr. The Hedgehog. There's no such thing.
Nicholas: Wait wait wait. Are آپ selling penis mightiers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No! No I am not.
Sean: Well you're sitting on a goldmine Trebek!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: alright. I'll tell آپ what, let's اقدام on to final jeopardy. It should be a lot of fun.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And the category is, the federalist papers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Wait. آپ know what? I'm sorry, that's for regular jeopardy we're filming later today. Your category is Humans.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: All آپ have to do is tell me, are humans pretty?
Audience: *Laughing*
The jeopardy theme played while everyone answered the question.
Alex: Yes, یا no. We'll except either answer. Are humans pretty? Keep in mind, there's no wrong answer. Humans.
The گھنٹی, بیل rang
Alex: Alright, let's see what everypony wrote, Mr. Cage, we'll start with you... And your podium is gone.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Nicholas: I know where it went! I can تلاش for it!
Alex: آپ lost your podium.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: آپ know what? I don't care. Let's اقدام on. Fluttershy-
Fluttershy: *Nervous* What? What?
Alex: Settle down, just relax.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: آپ wrote....... Nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And آپ wagered..... Nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: The pen was too heavy.
Audience: Aww, *Laughs*
Alex: Fair enough. Mr. The Hedgehog.
Sean: We meet again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's see your answer. *Looks at his answer* I guess that's your wager. A buck. Fine, and your answer is, futter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Buck futter.
Audience: Ooooh!! YEAH!
Alex: I don't get it.
Sean: Oh, I think آپ do. آپ do indeed.
Alex: Well thanks for joining us-
Sean: Buck futter!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Whatever. That's it for Celebrity Jeopardy. I don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
Coming up next, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic قوس قزح as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
And introducing the hedgehogs as the Indians.
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.
Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Corporal Agarn: آپ think that five hours of practice would help him get better, but no! With Dobbs, it's the complete opposite!
Audience: *Laughing*
Dobbs: *Stops playing bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Thank goodness.
Dobbs: *Looks at the sky* ارے Captain! Smoke!
Captain Parmenter: *Looks at smoke*
Dobbs: There's a آگ کے, آگ up that hill!
Captain Parmenter: Oh there's no fire, that's just smoke signals from some indians.
Audience: *Laughing*
Dobbs: But still, we should act like it's a fire, and run away!
Half of the soldiers started running away.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Some help آپ are to this army.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at smoke*
Captain Parmenter: Can آپ understand what it says Sarge?
Sargent O' Rourke: Yeah. It's from a tribe of indians, and they want to go on warpath.
Corporal Agarn: Which path would آپ have to take to go to war?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Never mind that, let's go.
The indians that created the smoke signal was the Hikawis.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at indians*
Corporal Agarn: They don't look like they want to take any path towards a war.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: It's called a warpath.
Chief Wild Eagle: They are here everyone.
Indians: Yay!!
Corporal Agarn: They're cheering for us?
Sargent O' Rourke: What's going on here?
Crazy Cat: آپ saw our signals, and arrived.
Sargent O' Rourke: آپ کہا آپ wanted to go on a warpath.
Chief Wild Eagle: No, that was just to get آپ over here to شامل میں us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Crazy Cat: We want to party with you, and form an alliance.
Chief Wild Eagle: And do some trading of course.
Sargent O' Rourke: *His eyes turn into dollar signs*
Audience: *Laughing*
And so they partied, and everyone had a good time.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the بگل, قرنا poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning آپ Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic قوس قزح as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are آپ laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are آپ doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes آپ think it's the end?
Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.
Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits the ball*
Olson: *Sees the ball land on the green*
Mitchell: Ha. آپ کہا I couldn't do it.
Olson: Oh, that's what I کہا half an گھنٹہ ago.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitchell: Idiot.
Olson: I bet آپ cheated.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Otis, and Chip were two holes behind them on the 12th hole.
Chip: So I heard آپ had trouble with the audience, and producers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Where did آپ hear that?
Chip: Oh, somewhere. Actually, I think it was the 11th hole. I'm not sure.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: آپ mean آپ can't remember?
Chip: Do I look like a smart ٹٹو to you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: No.
Chip: Well there آپ go. Let's tee off.
Otis: *Spots Elena, and Casey* آپ do that, I'm going to jack off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: What for? *Looks behind him, and sees Elena, and Casey* Oh. That's why.
Otis: So, how long have آپ sexy mares been playing this sport?
Elena: I played for four years.
Casey: Two years.
Otis: Oh yeah? I have been playing for three years. Right between آپ two.
Chip: ارے Otis. I thought آپ کہا آپ were going to jack off!
Audience: *Laughing*
Casey: What did he say?
Otis: He's drunk, forget him. *Runs to Chip* What the hell did آپ say that out loud for?
Chip: I was just repeating something آپ told me.
Otis: Yeah well, don't do that.
Chip: How come?
Otis: There are certain things آپ don't say outloud.
Chip: Well I told آپ I'm an idiot. I don't know any better.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: *Walks to tee* Let's finish this hole.
Chip: *Looking away from Otis* Okay. Idiot.
Otis: And stop calling yourself an idiot.
Chip: I just did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword, Tom, and Saten Twist were at Tom's house trying to make a cake.
Saten Twist: We need to have chocolate on this cake.
Master Sword: No we don't! Chocolate is bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: How could آپ say that?! Chocolate is the best flavor for everything!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Saten Twist: Aren't we forgetting something?
Tom: Frosting?
Saten Twist: I'm not talking about the cake. I mean the show.
Tom: Oh, that. Brony of the month. For March, it's BlondLionEzel.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: When it comes to writing about My Little ٹٹو with super heroes from Marvel, the possibilities are endless.
Master Sword: What are super heroes from Marvel?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Why don't آپ ask him? He knows basically everything about them.
Master Sword: Forget it, let's continue working on the cake.
Meanwhile, Sean was at the mansion he created for himself. It was near Fluttershy's cottage.
Mortomis: Whoa. This place is cool.
Sean: Yes it is. Soon, I might make my own airport سے طرف کی here. I'll have a collection of airplanes, and host an airshow once every month.
Mortomis: If they'll let آپ of course.
Sean: What's that supposed to mean?
Mortomis: You're not a pony.
Sean: Well Zecora isn't a pony, and they let her do whatever she wants.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: For all I know, she could get away with raping fillies.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Mortomis: *Sees a big model train layout* How much did this cost?
Sean: How much do آپ make in five years?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Can I run one of the trains?
Sean: Of course.
Mortomis: Thanks.
Sean: But if آپ derail it, I'll kill you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Walks into Sean's house, and looks at the camera* Hey, get back to us. Will you? *Walks away* God I love breaking the 4th wall.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Back at Tom's house
Master Sword: The cake is finished.
Tom: Good work.
Saten Twist: *Takes a slice, and eats it* Delicious.
Tom: All we need is some beer, and hot dogs to celebrate this Season 2 premiere.
Master Sword: With cake?
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Okay fellas, time is up!
Tom: What?!
Announcer: The season 2 premiere is over. Go away!
Tom: Goddamnit. I didn't even get to have any cake.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
The End
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