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Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with قوس قزح Dash, and we were going to اقدام into a very nice house سے طرف کی a نہیںملتیں factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

قوس قزح Dash: *Putting bags into the تنے, ٹرنک of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
قوس قزح Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
قوس قزح Dash: *Closes trunk* What آپ really want to do though is skiing. This house we're going to live in is on سب, سب سے اوپر of a really big mountain. Since it's February, there's going to be lots of snow, and it'll be perfect for us to go skiing.
Scootaloo: That sounds amazing.
قوس قزح Dash: I can't wait to try it out.

We got into قوس قزح Dash's car, and started going to the house we would live in.

Scootaloo: آپ know what else would be great?
قوس قزح Dash: What?
Scootaloo: If I was able to fly. That would be the best thing ever.
قوس قزح Dash: I'm sure we can get enough time for آپ to practice.

Just then, a car with tinted windows was seen behind us. The driver revved the engine a few times while cruising behind us.

قوس قزح Dash: He wants to race. *Turns on radio* I'll get a good racing song on, and we'll beat him with no sweat.

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Then the road had two lanes, and the driver tried to pass us.

قوس قزح Dash: *Floors it*
Unknown Pony: *Floors it, and tries to pass قوس قزح Dash*
Scootaloo: He'll never pass us.
قوس قزح Dash: That's because we're awesome.

Surprisingly, قوس قزح Dash, and that ٹٹو in the black car were the only two ponies driving on the road. He was starting to catch up, but I knew قوس قزح Dash would win.

Unknown Pony: *About to pass قوس قزح Dash*
قوس قزح Dash: *Hits the nitrous button, and goes faster then the unknown pony. She goes really fast up a steep hill*

This part I'll never forget. As soon as we reached the سب, سب سے اوپر of the hill, the car went airborne. Then it landed in the driveway of our new house.

قوس قزح Dash: *Turns her car off*
Scootaloo: Whoa.
قوس قزح Dash: That...
Scootaloo: Was....
Scootaloo & قوس قزح Dash: AWESOME!!!
قوس قزح Dash: I love this car. Whenever I hit that nitrous button, it goes almost as fast as me.
Scootaloo: What kind of nitrous is it?
قوس قزح Dash: A special kind that me, and Twilight make. It's better, and cheaper then regular nitrous.

When we got out of the car, and began to unpack our belongings, Pinkie Pie arrived.

Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
قوس قزح Dash: Hi Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Points to نہیںملتیں factory* I work over there across the سٹریٹ, گلی from your house. آپ can come over anytime آپ want, but remember, آپ must not eat cupcakes on Sunday. *Walks away*
Scootaloo: Why shouldn't I eat cupcakes on Sunday?
قوس قزح Dash: Let me tell آپ after we unpack our stuff.
Scootaloo: *Sees the car that was racing قوس قزح Dash. It slowly passes سے طرف کی which makes her nervous*
قوس قزح Dash: *Sees Scootaloo* آپ alright?
Scootaloo: Yeah. Just zoning out. Let's finish unpacking so آپ can tell me why I shouldn't eat cupcakes on Sunday.

Me, and قوس قزح Dash got all of our stuff into our new home. Then she told me why آپ shouldn't eat cupcakes on Sunday.

قوس قزح Dash: A few weeks ago, a ٹٹو was eating a نہیںملتیں on Sunday, then something horrible happened.
Scootaloo: What was it?
قوس قزح Dash: She got attacked سے طرف کی some human named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: Jeff The Killer?
قوس قزح Dash: He's this guy from some pathetic type of پرستار fiction called Creepy Pasta. The fanfic itself was named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: He got a fanfic named after himself?
قوس قزح Dash: Yeah, but it's really boring, and no one cares about it. Anyway, Jeff saw the ٹٹو eating a cupcake, and he decided to turn her into one. Just before she died, Jeff told the ٹٹو to go to sleep.
Scootaloo: What the heck?
قوس قزح Dash: I know. It's terrible.
Scootaloo: Not that, I'm angry with where آپ put my scooter. *Goes to the scooter, and moves it away from the flatscreen TV* It shouldn't be leaning on that TV.
قوس قزح Dash: What did آپ think about that story I told you?
Scootaloo: I think it's a rumor you, and Pinkie made up to scare me. Save that for Nightmare Night, will you?
قوس قزح Dash: Okay, if آپ don't believe me, it's your loss.

I never did believe قوس قزح Dash, then I looked at the calender. Tomorrow was a Sunday, so I decided to get a cupcake, and see what happened.

اگلے morning, I woke up. I wanted to eat a cupcake, and see if قوس قزح Dash's story was true, but I couldn't do it with her watching me. I waited until she was watching television.

Scootaloo: قوس قزح Dash? *Taking money from her suitcase*
قوس قزح Dash: *Watching ponies fly airplanes* Yeah, what's up?
Scootaloo: I'm going to ride my scooter. I'll see آپ later.
قوس قزح Dash: Alright. Have fun.
Scootaloo: *Gets on her scooter, and rides away*
قوس قزح Dash: Wait a second!!
Scootaloo: What?
قوس قزح Dash: Nothing, it was just something I saw on the television.
Scootaloo: *Leaves the house*

The نہیںملتیں factory was right across the سٹریٹ, گلی from where I lived, but if I told قوس قزح Dash I was riding my scooter, she would assume that I was far away.

Scootaloo: *Leaves her scooter سے طرف کی a آگ کے, آگ hydrant, and enters the نہیںملتیں factory*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag. What can I get you?
Scootaloo: A cupcake.
Pinkie Pie: But it's a Sunday. Are آپ sure about that?
Scootaloo: Just get me the نہیںملتیں dummkauf!!
Pinkie Pie: *Gasps* No one has ever cursed to me in my own language. *Grabs a cupcake, then becomes happy again* Enjoy.
Scootaloo: Danke.
Pinkie Pie: Yay! آپ thanked me in my own language! This makes me feel very happy. *Bounces away*

All آپ gotta do to make Pinkie Pie get on your good side, and leave آپ alone is to speak German, her language. She gets very happy, and leaves to let آپ do whatever آپ want.

Scootaloo: *Eating a cupcake*
Ponies: DON'T EAT CUPCAKES ON SUNDAY!!
Jeff The Killer: *Arrives*
Scootaloo: Uh oh.

And that was the last time I ever saw anything again. In other words, I died.

The End............

Scootaloo: Whoa whoa whoa wait a second!!! *Walks in front of the end* It's obviously not the end. How can I die, and stay alive to narrate the rest of the story? Think people!!!

When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... آپ know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.

Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of ٹٹو would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're قوس قزح Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of قوس قزح Dash, do آپ remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes.
Jeff: I was the one driving that car. I was going to kill آپ two if آپ lost, but since آپ ate a نہیںملتیں on a sunday, go to sleep.
Scootaloo: Excuse me?
Jeff: I کہا go to sleep. You're supposed to sleep so I can kill you.
Scootaloo: Really? Because based off of the decor in this basement, it looks like you're supposed to take out my bodyparts, and use them for making cupcakes.
Jeff: That's disgusting. I just want to kill you.
Scootaloo: Yeah well, I don't think that's gonna happen. Because I'm not going to fall asleep.
Jeff: Then I'll make آپ fall asleep. *Grabs a watch, and has it dangling in front of Scootaloo* آپ are getting very very sleepy. Your eyes are about to close. When I count to five, آپ will sleep. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
Scootaloo: *Does not fall asleep* آپ do realize that never works. Right?
Jeff: *Gets very nervous* Uhknoesngoegierogrdnhodjfkh, *Runs to get a dart gun* I shall shoot آپ with this, and make آپ fall asleep.
Scootaloo: How many darts do آپ have in there?
Jeff: Three. *Shoots all three of them, but he misses, and they hit the دیوار behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Bored* really?
Jeff: GGGRRRRRRRR!!!! FINE! آپ ASKED FOR IT!! I'M GONNA CUT OUT YOUR BODYPARTS, AND USE THEM TO MAKE CUPCAKES!!!!

He dashed off shouting out a lot of obscenities, and after five سیکنڈ he returned with a plastic knife, a rubber band, a broken watch, and a spoon with Teletubbies on it.

Scootaloo: This is what you're gonna use to cut out my bodyparts?
Jeff: *Smiles* Yes. I'm such a genius!
Scootaloo: *Sarcastic* Right.
Jeff: And now, to cut off your wings. *Grabs the plastic knife, but then he trips, and cuts the rope*
Scootaloo: Thank you. *Breaks free, and escapes*
Jeff: THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!! GUARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guard 1: Yes sir.
Jeff: There was a little filly I had here tied up. Go find her!
Guard 5: Sir, please be مزید specific. What does this filly look like?
Jeff: It's orange, and has purple hair. Kill her.
Guard 3: Yes sir.

They all ran off to try, and find me.

I ran out of the cupcakes factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another ٹٹو riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
ٹٹو on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* قوس قزح Dash کہا there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious دن for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard 3: Get the snowboards!!

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Scootaloo: *Skiing downhill*
Guards: *Catching up to Scootaloo. They're in a single file line behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Slows down*
Guards: *Moving left, and right*
Guard 4: *Crashes into a tree*
Guard 2: *Right اگلے to Scootaloo on the left side*
Scootaloo: Uh oh.
Guard 2: *Aims his gun*
Guard 1: *On Scootaloo's right side, aiming his gun at her*
Scootaloo: *Ducks*
Guards 1 & 2: *Shoot each other*
Guard 4: *Sees Scootaloo, and the other guards far ahead of him. He stands up, and starts going down the ہل, لندن again on his snowboard*
Scootaloo: *Sees a road in front of her* oh no.
Guards: Look out!!
Scootaloo: *Attaches her ski pole to the back bumper of a car, and it pulls her away from the guards*
Guards: That road turns right. We'll go down the اگلے part of the hill, and catch her there.

They crossed the road.

Guard 4: *Sees Scootaloo on the road* What are those other guards doing? *Jumps onto the back of a pick up truck, and aims his gun at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Sees the road going to the right*
Guard 4: *Shoots three bullets at Scootaloo*
Truck Driver: *Stops his truck*
Guard 4: ehhh..

The 4th guard goes flying into the air after being punched.

Scootaloo: *Sees the guards waiting on the right side of the road*
Guards: *Shooting the car*
Scootaloo: *Flies to the left side of the road* ارے it's working! *Lands on the snow*
Guards: *Cross the road, and go down the ہل, لندن on their snowboards*
Scootaloo: Okay. Only two of them left. How will I lose them?
Guard 5: *Fires 1 bullet*
Scootaloo: *Sees the bullet miss her*
Guard 3: *Pulls the trigger on his gun, but it's jammed*
Scootaloo: *Sees another road* Not this again.
Guard 5: Not this again.
Scootaloo: Well. I'll just have to fly. *Uses her wings to fly over the road* Haha!

The two guards were too busy staring at me, that they weren't paying any attention to the road.

Pony: *Driving a 1955 Beetle*
Guards: AHH!! *Crash into the beetle*
Guard 3: *Flying into the air, and manages to shoot only one bullet at Scootaloo, but he misses*
Scootaloo: HAHA!! *Hums along to the song* I hope they use that song for a TV show, because it sounds catchy.

After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the سٹریٹ, گلی from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.

Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell آپ something.
Jeff: آپ look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if آپ don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill آپ two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4: *Falls through the ceiling* I didn't. I got punched.
Jeff: I don't even know how آپ just did that, because we are in a basement.
Guard 3: Well if that's on your mind, I guess آپ forgot about everything else آپ were telling us, right?
Jeff: Oh no. آپ are not going to leave me. I want آپ to find that filly, and kill her.
Guard 5: Right away sir.

Meanwhile, at my house.

Scootaloo: *Sitting at a table*
قوس قزح Dash: *Arrives* Where's your scooter?
Scootaloo: Somepony چرا لیا, چوری کی it.
قوس قزح Dash: Why didn't آپ tell me as soon as آپ got here?
Scootaloo: I don't know.
قوس قزح Dash: How did آپ get back here without your scooter?
Scootaloo: Remember when I told آپ that I always wanted to fly?
قوس قزح Dash: Wait. Are آپ saying your wings work?
Scootaloo: Yep.
قوس قزح Dash: That's incredible! We can fly together, and look for your scooter.
Scootaloo: That's a great idea.

So we started flying above our street, and looked for my scooter. We were hoping it wasn't far away. یا at least, I was, because of Jeff The Killer. Currently, he was dancing to some song: link

Guard 3: Sir?
Jeff: *Ignoring the guards*
Guard 5: Sir!
Jeff: Ignore me. I want to dance.
Guard 4: SIR!!! *Turns off music*
Jeff: Do آپ want to die?
Guard 4: *Points his gun at Jeff* Oh please. All آپ have to kill me is a plastic knife, and I'm a robot.
Jeff: I must be a proffesional then.
Guard 3: Okay really? آپ pronounced it wrong. It's professional.
Jeff: Have آپ found Scootaloo?
Guard 5: Wow, he actually remembered the filly's name.
Guard 3: آپ owe me twenty bucks.
Guard 4: We haven't found her yet.
Jeff: Then what are آپ doing here? Go back outside, and find her!
Guards: *Leaving*

Me, and قوس قزح Dash found my scooter. It was stolen سے طرف کی some intoxicated stallion. He was laying on his front yard behind it.

قوس قزح Dash: Alright. Let's try not to wake him up.
Scootaloo: *Quietly gets the scooter* .

It was laying on it's side, so I had to put it back onto it's wheels.

Scootaloo: *Quietly puts the scooter onto it's wheels*
قوس قزح Dash: *Winks, and signals her to go home*
Scootaloo: *Rides her scooter back home, but sees three guards*
Guard 3: There she is!! *Shooting at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: AH! *Rides away*
قوس قزح Dash: Go ہوم Scootaloo! I'll fight them off!
Scootaloo: Don't! They're not after you, they're after me!!
قوس قزح Dash: *Kicks one of the guards*
Guard 4: *Aiming his gun at قوس قزح Dash*
قوس قزح Dash: *Grabs his gun, and points it at the other guard*
Guard 5: AH! *Runs away*
قوس قزح Dash: Coward.
Guard 4: No. آپ are a coward.
قوس قزح Dash: Excuse me?

They stopped fighting.

Guard 4: I کہا آپ are a coward.
قوس قزح Dash: Do آپ even know what that word means?
Guard 4: It means to be afraid.
قوس قزح Dash: Do I look like a coward? Because I'm not afraid of anything. Your friend on the other hand? He's the coward.
Guard 3: *Grabs قوس قزح Dash from behind* Are آپ sure you're not afraid of anything?
قوس قزح Dash: *Kicks guard*
Guard 3: *Lands on a آگ کے, آگ hydrant, and then water comes from the hydrant, onto him*
قوس قزح Dash: Yeah, I'm sure.
Guard 4: Please surrender.
قوس قزح Dash: I don't want to.
Guard 4: We'll give آپ $35,000 if آپ let us take out your bodyparts for cupcakes.
قوس قزح Dash: I'm worth مزید then that. *Walks away*
Guard 4: *Lands on the ground, and holds onto قوس قزح Dash's back legs* You're not going anywhere! Let us kill you.
قوس قزح Dash: *Flies*
Guard 4: *Falls, and breaks when he lands on the ground*
قوس قزح Dash: Too easy. *Goes to her house*

قوس قزح Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

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Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was مزید like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

قوس قزح Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To قوس قزح Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
قوس قزح Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
قوس قزح Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
قوس قزح Dash: Why are آپ just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
قوس قزح Dash: What did آپ do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
قوس قزح Dash: Scoots, آپ okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
قوس قزح Dash: آپ do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
قوس قزح Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!

He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.

At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a ٹٹو that had dynamite.

Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether آپ like it یا not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, آپ got a point there. How about, we have آپ further away from the explosions?

Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.

Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether آپ like it یا not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Back at the house, قوس قزح Dash was not happy with me.

قوس قزح Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a نہیںملتیں today.
قوس قزح Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn آپ not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
قوس قزح Dash: I think we should اقدام back to the بادل house. After that, you're grounded.

Oh well. Life isn't fair.

The End

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