#1:
"It would be years later before Henry, for some foolish reason, decided to cut down that old tree. However, he experienced great difficulty in doing this. Perhaps Henry should have broken up with the tree, then maybe it would have cut itself."
#2:
JUSTIN: I just.. I thought better of you.
ROB: For hanging out with Derek?
JUSTIN: Yeah, but, آپ know what.. Whatever, it doesn't matter. I'm gonna head out (leaves)
ROB: Waiit, what آپ got against Derek? .. Bro! Derek! Bro! Bro, it's Derek! BRO!! BRO IT'S DEREK!! BROOOOOO!!! BROOOOOOOO!!!!
#3:
"Matthew Santoro's teeth are so white the KKK have been trying to recruit them for years."
#4:
(WWYPTOTI post has picture of disgusting ہوم made speggetti) Bon app a teeth.
Rob: Bon app a- Bon app a teeth, that looks disguesting as hell!
#5:
Submisson: (has picture of a angry Flutttershy at his bed) She is the one ٹٹو I want to remain a virgin. But something tells me she doesn't want to be a virgin anymore..
Rob: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!? What are doing i- What is that, Buttershit!? I don't know, I don't, I don't know the ponies name! What are yo- The ponies pretty hot! I give آپ that! But what are آپ doing, it's not real! JESUS!!!
#6:
Submission: I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross
Rob: #NoShit! #Don't! #Stop! #What-The-Hell-Is-Wrong-With-You-Wash-Your-Damn-Hands! And I bet آپ didn't, and bet it smells like the other guys fucking speggitti! Bon ap a teeth bitch!!
#7:
"Be true to yourself, یا آپ never know what your get, right, buddy, o-boy, oh-pal,- oh-bubby, oh-boypal!
#8:
Submission: Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it سے طرف کی summer.
Rob: I ......... (picture rolls in of cat leaning over tub trying not to fall in, with the meme "NOPE" over it)
#9:
Rob: This real life Romeo and juliet shit here!
Submission: I have been dating this guy for several months, and his wife is great two. But his visits are dropping from twice a week, once every 2 weeks, he says the only way he can see me مزید is to say he got a job and had the money to دکھائیں for it. How much is worthy to give him to keep seeing him? Now before آپ call me stupid, this was my idea!
Rob: Than it's not! Not stupid at all, if it was his idea yes, but sense it's yours, your smart as fuck! (throphy clipart appears) آپ get the "smartest fuck!" awards!!
#10:
Man, there are lot of rules to not be a Temblr rapist. Not a regular rapist, a temblr rapist.. Which is basically, uhh, "having a penis".. At which point, it's too late.
#11:
Submission: My professer put his dead cat in the freezer so we had to clean it. #Gross.
Rob: If your a professor. And your cat died. And آپ put it in the freezer so others have to clean it.. آپ shouldn't be a professor!
#12:
Rob: (reads submission where it says something about the afterlife but there's so spelling errors)
Rob: ... (voice echos) WHAT!?!
Rob: Hopefully the afterlife provides a dictoranary.
#13:
"There are new headphones for sale, so آپ can watch my ویڈیوز in public cafe's without getting the "stank eye" from some mother, cause she doesn't want her toddler to hear how some guy ate a man's face while touching himself. I mean, it's really quite innappropiate, bringing a toddler to a cafe, get your shit together "mom"!
#14:
Yes, the shave kit can go to anyone.. Even if your your a hermit, and آپ never leave the house, and آپ feel a little ... GOLLUM!! GOLLUM!!
#15:
With this shave your have a face as smooth as a baby's bottom.. And we all know how woman LOVE to make out with a baby's bottom.
#16:
Yes fokes, your beloved Matthew Santoro is dead.. And سے طرف کی dead I mean he let me post from his channel for the day.
#17:
Text: I'm hearing scary noises everywhere!
Rob (imitating her): Yes, almost like it's an old building, makes noises.. But it has to be ghosts, can't just be old building noises!
#18:
BECKY! (stab) BECKY! (stab) BECKY!!
#19:
Yes, I brought guns around school. It was fine though, I didn't tell them how to use them.. Annnnd, the cops ARE looking for me ...
#20:
Rob: (bumps hand on mic when talking) ... (to Mic) Fuck you.
#21:
Remember, آپ may not believe it, but anything is possible in a world so seriously strange.
#22:
Let's open the Serial Killer Files.
I could give them forever, but at the time my internet wasn't great, so gave me the excuse to myself..
"It would be years later before Henry, for some foolish reason, decided to cut down that old tree. However, he experienced great difficulty in doing this. Perhaps Henry should have broken up with the tree, then maybe it would have cut itself."
#2:
JUSTIN: I just.. I thought better of you.
ROB: For hanging out with Derek?
JUSTIN: Yeah, but, آپ know what.. Whatever, it doesn't matter. I'm gonna head out (leaves)
ROB: Waiit, what آپ got against Derek? .. Bro! Derek! Bro! Bro, it's Derek! BRO!! BRO IT'S DEREK!! BROOOOOO!!! BROOOOOOOO!!!!
#3:
"Matthew Santoro's teeth are so white the KKK have been trying to recruit them for years."
#4:
(WWYPTOTI post has picture of disgusting ہوم made speggetti) Bon app a teeth.
Rob: Bon app a- Bon app a teeth, that looks disguesting as hell!
#5:
Submisson: (has picture of a angry Flutttershy at his bed) She is the one ٹٹو I want to remain a virgin. But something tells me she doesn't want to be a virgin anymore..
Rob: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!? What are doing i- What is that, Buttershit!? I don't know, I don't, I don't know the ponies name! What are yo- The ponies pretty hot! I give آپ that! But what are آپ doing, it's not real! JESUS!!!
#6:
Submission: I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross
Rob: #NoShit! #Don't! #Stop! #What-The-Hell-Is-Wrong-With-You-Wash-Your-Damn-Hands! And I bet آپ didn't, and bet it smells like the other guys fucking speggitti! Bon ap a teeth bitch!!
#7:
"Be true to yourself, یا آپ never know what your get, right, buddy, o-boy, oh-pal,- oh-bubby, oh-boypal!
#8:
Submission: Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it سے طرف کی summer.
Rob: I ......... (picture rolls in of cat leaning over tub trying not to fall in, with the meme "NOPE" over it)
#9:
Rob: This real life Romeo and juliet shit here!
Submission: I have been dating this guy for several months, and his wife is great two. But his visits are dropping from twice a week, once every 2 weeks, he says the only way he can see me مزید is to say he got a job and had the money to دکھائیں for it. How much is worthy to give him to keep seeing him? Now before آپ call me stupid, this was my idea!
Rob: Than it's not! Not stupid at all, if it was his idea yes, but sense it's yours, your smart as fuck! (throphy clipart appears) آپ get the "smartest fuck!" awards!!
#10:
Man, there are lot of rules to not be a Temblr rapist. Not a regular rapist, a temblr rapist.. Which is basically, uhh, "having a penis".. At which point, it's too late.
#11:
Submission: My professer put his dead cat in the freezer so we had to clean it. #Gross.
Rob: If your a professor. And your cat died. And آپ put it in the freezer so others have to clean it.. آپ shouldn't be a professor!
#12:
Rob: (reads submission where it says something about the afterlife but there's so spelling errors)
Rob: ... (voice echos) WHAT!?!
Rob: Hopefully the afterlife provides a dictoranary.
#13:
"There are new headphones for sale, so آپ can watch my ویڈیوز in public cafe's without getting the "stank eye" from some mother, cause she doesn't want her toddler to hear how some guy ate a man's face while touching himself. I mean, it's really quite innappropiate, bringing a toddler to a cafe, get your shit together "mom"!
#14:
Yes, the shave kit can go to anyone.. Even if your your a hermit, and آپ never leave the house, and آپ feel a little ... GOLLUM!! GOLLUM!!
#15:
With this shave your have a face as smooth as a baby's bottom.. And we all know how woman LOVE to make out with a baby's bottom.
#16:
Yes fokes, your beloved Matthew Santoro is dead.. And سے طرف کی dead I mean he let me post from his channel for the day.
#17:
Text: I'm hearing scary noises everywhere!
Rob (imitating her): Yes, almost like it's an old building, makes noises.. But it has to be ghosts, can't just be old building noises!
#18:
BECKY! (stab) BECKY! (stab) BECKY!!
#19:
Yes, I brought guns around school. It was fine though, I didn't tell them how to use them.. Annnnd, the cops ARE looking for me ...
#20:
Rob: (bumps hand on mic when talking) ... (to Mic) Fuck you.
#21:
Remember, آپ may not believe it, but anything is possible in a world so seriously strange.
#22:
Let's open the Serial Killer Files.
I could give them forever, but at the time my internet wasn't great, so gave me the excuse to myself..
1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper یا self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are کڑوا, تلخ but the fruit is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which آپ can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are کڑوا, تلخ but the fruit is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which آپ can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming یا seem polite. یا he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, یا worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear مزید of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? یا simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a منٹ then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no دوستوں یا anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one دن he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they کہا goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The اگلے دن Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset یا lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one دن he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they کہا goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The اگلے دن Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset یا lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End