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Supports your body’s antioxidant and nutritional needs.





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MonaVie™ features a delicious blend of the Brazilian açai berry—one of nature's سب, سب سے اوپر superfoods—and 18 other body-beneficial fruits. This Balance-Variety-Moderation approach to nutrition delivers powerful antioxidants and phytonutrients to help fight free radicals and maintain your body's مجموعی طور پر health.

The Premier Açai Blend™
MonaVie's delicious blend of body-beneficial fruits is designed to nourish your body with powerful antioxidants and nutrients.

Açai, white grape, apple, acerola, aronia, purple grape, cranberry, passion fruit, prune, kiwi, blueberry, wolfberry, camu camu, pomegranate, lychee fruit, pear, banana, cupuaçu, and bilberry.

Key Benefits
Offers potent antioxidant protection against free radicals.
Features a variety of key nutrients for optimal health.
Delivers the antioxidant capacity of approximately 13 servings of fruits and vegetables in just four ounces.
Provides nutritional benefits for all ages.
Contains antioxidant polyphenols, which studies suggest may play an important role in long-term health.
Essential Facts
In excess, free radicals produce harmful oxidation that can damage cell membranes and accelerate the aging process.
MonaVie's freeze-dried açai has a higher ORAC score than any other fruit یا vegetable tested to date, boasting an antioxidant capacity مزید than 15 times higher than blueberries and مزید than 20 times higher than raspberries (J Agric Food Chem. 2006, 54(22):8604-10).
Health experts agree that a diet rich in a variety of antioxidants helps fight the signs of aging and is essential to maintaining good health.


Powerful antioxidants found in fruits—like those in MonaVie—help prevent cellular damage سے طرف کی neutralizing free radicals.

OPPORTUNITY OVERVIEW
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Is it time that آپ want, یا مزید time? Health, یا better health? An income,
یا a bigger income? Freedom, یا greater freedom? Whatever your goals are, MonaVie can help آپ achieve them.


MonaVie blends antioxidant nutritional power with an unparalleled opportunity that can allow آپ to capitalize on the surging health and wellness industry.

As a MonaVie independent distributor, آپ are an entrepreneur who, from دن one, has a distinguished research and development team, a fantastic product that everyone can benefit from, a fully staffed sales and marketing team, and a friendly customer support staff dedicated to your success.

Begin achieving renewed health and financial well-being today سے طرف کی enjoying and sharing MonaVie with others.



COMPANY OVERVIEW

MonaVie is sold in the United States (and all its territories), Brazil, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Singapore, Japan, Israel, and Mexico. We are rapidly expanding to other markets around the world as we build a truly global brand.



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Introduced in January 2005, MonaVie develops and markets scientifically formulated, premium quality nutritional products, specifically for person-to-person distribution.

Our products feature an exclusive blend of the powerful açai berry, found only in remote regions of the Amazon, and other nutrient-dense fruits, each selected for its specific nutritional properties. MonaVie is designed to provide آپ with the antioxidants and phytonutrients آپ need to maintain a healthy and active lifestyle.



19 FRUITIS – MOST IMPORTANT: ACAI BERRY- COMES FROM THE ایمیزون JUNGLE


ANTIOXIDENT EQUIVLENT TO 13 SERVINGS OF FRUIT/VEG


FREE RADICALS: REACTIVE MOLECULES ASSOC. WITH DEGENERATIVE AGING PROCESS


ANTIOXIDENTS FOUND IN FRUIT AND VEGS. HELP COUNTER THE EFFECTS OF THE FREE RADICALS


MONAVIE INCREASES THE ANTIOXIDENT ACTIVITY AND PENETRATES THOSE CELLS, REDUCES THE RISK OF CHOLESTEROL BEING OXIDIZED, DRINK WITH FRUIT



ACTIVE – plant-derived glucosamine, promote healthy joint function سے طرف کی targeting mobility and flexibility. Designed to support joint performance and recovery,

PULSE – supports your cardiovascular system. With added دل health benefits derived from plant sterols* (which studies suggest play a key factor in lowering cholesterol), resveratrol, and omega 3 fatty acids, maintaining existing healthy cholesterol levels has never been easier.

    Resveratrol might be a key ingredient in red wine that helps prevent damage to blood vessels, reduces "bad" cholesterol and prevents blood clots



MonaVie Tasting & Meeting شامل میں us as we introduce the MonaVie™ Functional Beverage, scientifically formulated from the سب, سب سے اوپر super fruits from around the world. Its primary ingredient is the Açai berry from the Amazon, the fruit rated number one in the world.Join us and discover an opportunity to participate in the GLOBAL distribution of this New Scientifically developed nutritional-functional beverage. This new industry is exploding globally and the right time to take advantage of any new trend is in the beginning stages. Distribution opportunities are available. Discover the income potential سے طرف کی attending a business briefing following the MonaVie™ tasting.Find out what the Buzz is all about! MonaVie and the Acai Berry: Featured on: Oprah, Dr. Oz, Rachel Ray, in Vogue Magazine, The London Times, Men's Journal, Good Morning America, at the Oscars and in countless other publications. Dr.Nicholas Perricone is noted as saying" The Acai Berry is one of the most nutritious and powerful foods in the world...nature's perfect energy fruit."MonaVie Brand Products feature a delicious blend of the Brazilian Acai Berry and 18 other Body-Beneficial Fruits from around the world. For countless centuries, the people of the ایمیزون have revered this unique fruit for its health-promoting properties and prized it as a ذریعہ of health and vitality. The remarkable benefits of Acai are continually being validated سے طرف کی modern science. And because of its unparalleled antioxidant levels and extraordinary nutrient content, acai is now widely regarded as one of the world's سب, سب سے اوپر super foods!Just 4oz of MonaVie daily feature an antioxidant capacity equivalent to 13 servings of fruits and vegetables!


MonaVie Is it time that آپ want, یا مزید time? Health, یا better health? An income, یا a bigger income? Freedom, یا greater freedom? Whatever your goals are, MonaVie can help آپ achieve them.MonaVie blends antioxidant nutritional power with an unparalleled opportunity that can allow آپ to capitalize on the surging health and wellness industry.As a MonaVie independent distributor, آپ are an entrepreneur who, from دن one, has a distinguished research and development team, a fantastic product that everyone can benefit from, a fully staffed sales and marketing team, and a friendly customer support staff dedicated to your success.Begin achieving renewed health and financial well-being today سے طرف کی enjoying and sharing MonaVie with others.Become a part of this extraordinary team of MonaVie Drinkers and even potentially earn residual income with many successful people such as Steve برٹن from General Hospital, Howard Johnson, NY Mets Coach, and the Boston ed Sox. Just to name a few.Meet other local people who are interested in the MonaVie رس, جوس کاک, کاکٹیل and what the antioxidants can do for your health. MonaVie delivers key plytonutrients and antioxidants to help آپ maintain a healthy and active lifestyle




MonaVie—an official رس, جوس of the Boston Red Sox



Cheryl Burke’s Healthy-Life Confessions: MonaVie
[Health] - June 2009 - Cheryl Burke, two-time champion of the hit TV دکھائیں Dancing with the Stars, chats with Health magazine about how she maintains her dancer’s body and gets energized. The dancing starlet and fitness entrepreneur lists MonaVie among the healthy foods currently found in her fridge.



The Wave Magazine Calls Acai “Superhero of the Superfruits” [The Wave Magazine] - March 2009 - The acai berry swooped in as superhero of superfruits, in The Wave Magazine’s annual Health and Beauty issue. Noting its powerful antioxidant benefits, The Wave proclaimed acai as king of the bunch. The Wave also listed MonaVie at the سب, سب سے اوپر of their فہرست of پسندیدہ acai berry blends.

MonaVie Featured on CBS The Doctors



CBS The Doctors]—January 7, 2009—The Doctors, a daytime talk دکھائیں delivering up-to-the-minute information from a panel of four practicing medical professionals, featured the acai berry and MonaVie in a segment on the سب, سب سے اوپر 10 health trends for 2009. The acai berry ranked at No. 7 on the list, and according to the hosts: this miracle berry is made into a رس, جوس that is high in antioxidants. Audience members were ecstatic to learn that everyone would be sent ہوم with their own bottle of MonaVie Pulse.




Success from ہوم Magazine
[Success from Home] – July 2007 – The July issue of Success from ہوم magazine is an exclusive look at MonaVie and was available on newsstands nationwide, including all Borders and Barnes & Nobles bookstores. This independently created magazine is completely dedicated to telling the MonaVie story and includes The Power of آپ DVD, as well as مضامین on the açai berry and features on many of MonaVie’s top-producing distributors. It’s a must-have tool for every MonaVie distributor.


MonaVie at the Indianapolis 500

MonaVie is poised to compete for the checkered flag at this year’s Indianapolis 500, as Tomas Scheckter is slated to race in the No. 19 MonaVie car. In addition, MonaVie is sponsoring Will Power, who will vie for the victory wearing a MonaVie-branded helmet.
Held annually over the Memorial دن weekend and billed as “The Greatest Spectacle in Racing,” the Indianapolis 500 is one of the oldest motorsport events and the largest single-day sporting event in the world.
The 2002 Indianapolis 500 Rookie of the Year, Tomas Scheckter will begin the race at pole position 26 for Dale Coyne Racing. The Indianapolis 500 is on Sunday, May 24, 2009, 1 p.m. (EST) on ABC.



Do آپ like MonaVie?

Well,if آپ do آپ should شامل میں my spot that I made for it. Heres the link to it, its:

link

Thanks!

-Rolie1 :D
posted by invadercalliope
Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted سامن, سالمن (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed چاول in a چاول bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the چاول won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed چاول on your hand and put your پسندیدہ filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled سامن, سالمن on the rice. Push the filling into the چاول lightly. Hold the چاول between your palms. Form the چاول into a round, a triangle, یا a cylinder سے طرف کی pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the چاول ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. لپیٹ, لفاف کریں the چاول ball with a strip of nori یا sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly سے طرف کی americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: آپ got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I love it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if آپ call right now we will also send آپ a what ever آپ call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 مزید dollers shiping and handleing! آپ GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever آپ call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever آپ call it have آپ credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
posted by invadercalliope
CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL دن BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST سٹار, ستارہ IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all آپ have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! GIR EVERYONE LOVES آپ THE MOST آپ HAVE THE MOST پرستار GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some فلمیں i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some عملی حکمت movies,titanic
Here is some موسیقی i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some کتابیں i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to فہرست all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!


1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound آپ get when آپ scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, آپ know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when آپ just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. مچھلی fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
posted by moodystuff449
Thing are going round and round my head, یا maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, یا maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal مزید hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’...
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posted by Blackteardrops
*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD


If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would تاریخ Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd kiss who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never تاریخ a girl
I swear I'd still love men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When آپ watch a brand new one
I’d invite my دوستوں over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...
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brick:butch i'm going to sleep and don't broke something
butch:wait now?
brick:yea so what?
butch:oh come on brick! we can have a party!
brick:party? butch i want a pease!
butch:ok آپ go...
(brick goes to his room)
butch:you leave your phone here brick? (took bricks phone) now let's send SMSes
(door گھنٹی, بیل rings)
butch:(looks in the hole) it's open
(mitch comes)
mitch:hey butch
butch:wow mitch wats up?
mitch:i just wanted my ball back (tooks his ball)
butch:hey what is in your pocket?
mitch:marker
butch:will آپ give it to me?
mitch:what you'll give?
butch:umm brick's hat?
mitch:i don't want...
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posted by greenstergirl
Chapter one
Okay this is a really random stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, آپ have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” کہا my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter...
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posted by Annacrombie
This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find مزید crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? آپ are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...
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User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No آپ are a robot times 1000000.


User: No آپ are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and آپ are a robot.


User: User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. آپ are the robot here.

User: User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... آپ computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So آپ admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




Lol yes fail I know
i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do آپ hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be ہوم for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and آگ کے, آگ hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: آپ better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell آپ why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired سے طرف کی their family and دوستوں and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented سے طرف کی the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The سیکنڈ is the garden goat,...
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My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The کنسرٹ Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 گھنٹہ Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There Singing I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're نشست Ooh K Then ڈریک Sad آپ Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There ڈریک Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The شائقین شائقین Was Singing Along Giving Him Flowers Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For Reading And You're Comments
To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's دن together. Emily had cooked a stupid رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا and they ate on a log سے طرف کی candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...
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posted by EllentheStrange
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.

1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that آپ have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask سوالات to a magic 8 ball and take the جوابات seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when آپ find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when آپ see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a random person!
raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,

cream coloured ponies with crisp سیب, ایپل strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,

girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,

when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Chapter 3 The cult


“What are آپ on about?” I was shaking with anger. How dare she say what I am and what I'm not “Stuff you” I wanted to say much worse. I walked away from her. Suddenly James was in front of me, smirking at me then he slowly vanished. I had to get out of here. سے طرف کی the time I come back it will be too late.

I was walking down the empty سٹریٹ, گلی the sun had set already. How long have I been walking for? I did not even feel tired. Some how I ended up at the park... thinking of Hannah, I walked past where it all happened Hannah screams echoed inside my head. I felt nothing...
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posted by justinfangrrl
Ya' know how everybody thinks fairytales and magic aren't real? Well, I beleive in them!
I'm not talking about santa clause, tooth fairy and easter bunny kinda stuff... I mean like ghosts, unicorns and things of that sort.

Everybody in my family has seen SOMETHING. and don't call me crazy. =(

Why is it so inconceivable that these things can't exist? Why is it so hard to believe that a big hairy man walks around in the woods? It could be like a woodland ape!

What's wrong with thinking unicorns are real???! Who کہا they have to have magical powers? It's pretty much just a beautiful horse...
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Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws food at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid سوالات (ex: What do لائبریری cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a دن when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who آپ think she is