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Halloween night 1963
In haddenfield illinois there would be
A gruesome case of sibling rivalry
Beetween kids in the myers family
Micheal a six سال old lesurely
walked into his sisters room silently
And butchered her body so violently
he left for a mental facility
and when the state hospital deputy
relaxed the maximum security
and micheal would stop waiting patiantly
for another chance at a murder spree
his doctor sam loomis tried legally
to put him away for eternity
کہا "my patient has no humanity"
but others did not exactly agree
they کہا "micheal was the epitome of the ideal patients activity
no crying no talking no moving
he would just sit and stare abscent mindedly
yet 15 years later he wandered free
سے طرف کی breaking free from his captivity
Now all he had lef to do was to flee
Back to his old peaceful community
when his house was sold سے طرف کی strode realty
his daughter became inevitebly
a subject of all his hostility
A true micheal myers authority
Who has the uncanny proclivety
to suffer no serious injury
While دوستوں who are in her vicinity
Without fail they will become a casualty
They fall victim to his insanity
The're strangled and mangled creatively
the're grabbed and then stabbed hard repeatedly
The're decapitated so easily
You'd think He'd get bored from monotiny
he stil kills each one individually
employing equal oppertunity
for quality versus مزید quantity
He'd re-live a childhood memory
to the fullest of his own ability
but there wouldent be much deficklety
since he seems to have no mortality
یا reason یا conciance entirley
devoid of any personality
his sense of life and death and good and evil seemed extremely rudementery
the boogie-man's responsibility
is to maintain the noteriety
as death as an immpossiblity
would fade slowly into obscurity
but آپ are one miracle prodegy
you've دیا this killer the third degree
آپ vanquished the evil amazingly
ignored all your bothersome OCD
to check up on his دل accordingly
so while he is lying there liflessly
while آپ are still breathing so heavily
آپ sit there and thank god that finally
"its over its done with" and luckily
آپ planned each potential contingency
آپ blinded his eyes temporerally
آپ drove that چھری through his chest cavity
آپ shot him in every extremety
آپ forced him right off of the balcony
the'res no way in hell that he'd possibley
get up and walk right off your property!
that stuff only happens on the T.V.
so you'll be محفوظ in police custody
he'll quickely make a positive I.D
of micheals cold twisted annatomy
you'll gain all the neighbourhood's sympathy
and after a good deal of therapy
you'll be back in touch with reality
and understand why philisophically
the سیب, ایپل does not fall far from the tree
when creating our own worst enemy
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posted by nmdis
WRECKING BALL
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A love no one could deny

[Pre-Hook]
Don’t آپ ever say I just walked away
I will always want آپ
I can’t live a lie, running for my life
I will always want آپ

[Hook 1]
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in love
All I wanted was to break your walls
All آپ ever did was break me
Yeah, آپ wreck me

[Verse 2]
I put آپ high up in the sky
And now, you’re not coming down
It slowly turned, آپ let me burn
And now, we’re ashes on the ground

[Pre-Hook & Hook...
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Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever کہا to me

10. "If آپ keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was گیا کیا پوسٹ on my fanpop دیوار سے طرف کی Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her دیوار letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do آپ want some beer?"

I was walking down the...
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posted by purplefreak855
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what آپ make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is آپ get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your دوستوں - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with آپ through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best دوستوں in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...
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posted by joe-kerr
ارے everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these quotes are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
    
19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with دوستوں in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If آپ have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours سے طرف کی hooking a camcorder کی, camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...
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posted by mehere
سب, سب سے اوپر 24 eminem song (random order)




who knew

rock bottom

words are weapons

lighters

criminal

kill you

never 2 far

like toy solidiers

white america

cleanin' out my closet

my name is

till i collapse

when im gone

sing for the moment

the real slim shady

just dont give a fuck

lose yourself

the way i am

mockingbird

infinite

stan

not afraid

without me

just lose it

i hope آپ like this one better than the first one please leave a تبصرہ if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy برداشت, ریچھ and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and کہا it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy برداشت, ریچھ the sales man gave the girls the Teddy برداشت, ریچھ for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy برداشت, ریچھ evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy برداشت, ریچھ ontop of the book case...
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1. People are مزید likely to tilt their heads to the right when kissing instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!).

2.The oldest known love song was written 4,000 years پہلے and comes from an area between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

3.One in five long-term love relationships began with one یا both partners being involved with others.

4.Falling in love can induce a calming effect on the body and mind and raises levels of nerve growth factor for about a year, which helps to restore the nervous system and improves the lover’s memory.

5.Love can also exert the same stress on...
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