Here's an مضمون I've been putting off for a long پچھواڑے, گدا time, and I should finally get too..
Won't have photos, feels like extra work, and already have a lot to remember..
I'll only do 5 now.. So at least I have it out there..
1; HAPPY GILMORE;
Let's start with the easiest pick. The one most people actually like, about the man child hockey player who turned to golf, آپ know, the most cliche'd thing probably ever.. I haven't seen this movie sense, well, forever. But I still remember some of the lines..
2; CLICK;
Here's another one I actually really enjoyed. It actually does دکھائیں that Adam can truly be a good actor if he chooses to be. Hell he always was, it's the people around him I hate, not the man himself.. Well, except in...
3; JACK AND JILL;
Jesus christ do I hate this movie.. Adam acts as some annoying transgender who Al Pacino somehow finds the most beautiful being he's ever found.. Least this means Adam's other character speaks completely normally with no stupid voice.. I actually always loved the man's normal voice..
4; 50 FIRST DATES;
A film where Adam plays the worlds most forgiving husband. Yeah, he only wanted to suduce woman originally, but he stuck around all this time.. The film deals with an issue that actually touches ہوم for a lot of people, including me.. Living with someone has Dementia. It may be most contributed to the elderly, but this scenario isn't so far fetched as people might think.. In fact, the ending of the film inspired a similar treatment program for real life patients with similar conditions, and it's found to have helped them greatly..
5; EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS;
This is the only one I have any real تبصرے about.
Adam plays a کڑوا, تلخ asshole ''jerkass woobie'', who basically has nothing to live for. A world with shit eating deer, can't say I fully blame him.. He's taken in سے طرف کی a old man, with the worst voice on earth, but the biggest heart, so that kinda makes it okay., یا least makes him sympathetic..
Though coarse, we can't have Davey too likeable, I mean that would almost make this a ''good movie'', and we can't have that now can we.
So coarse he has to flip the fuck out and call the old man a ugly piece of shit. Cause آپ know, nothing like a unlikable protagonist to really motive me to keep watching this piece of crap..
Obviously Davey does redeem, I mean it is a holiday theme'd film. Though good for Adam in making a judaism movie, I can admire the passion at least..
Won't have photos, feels like extra work, and already have a lot to remember..
I'll only do 5 now.. So at least I have it out there..
1; HAPPY GILMORE;
Let's start with the easiest pick. The one most people actually like, about the man child hockey player who turned to golf, آپ know, the most cliche'd thing probably ever.. I haven't seen this movie sense, well, forever. But I still remember some of the lines..
2; CLICK;
Here's another one I actually really enjoyed. It actually does دکھائیں that Adam can truly be a good actor if he chooses to be. Hell he always was, it's the people around him I hate, not the man himself.. Well, except in...
3; JACK AND JILL;
Jesus christ do I hate this movie.. Adam acts as some annoying transgender who Al Pacino somehow finds the most beautiful being he's ever found.. Least this means Adam's other character speaks completely normally with no stupid voice.. I actually always loved the man's normal voice..
4; 50 FIRST DATES;
A film where Adam plays the worlds most forgiving husband. Yeah, he only wanted to suduce woman originally, but he stuck around all this time.. The film deals with an issue that actually touches ہوم for a lot of people, including me.. Living with someone has Dementia. It may be most contributed to the elderly, but this scenario isn't so far fetched as people might think.. In fact, the ending of the film inspired a similar treatment program for real life patients with similar conditions, and it's found to have helped them greatly..
5; EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS;
This is the only one I have any real تبصرے about.
Adam plays a کڑوا, تلخ asshole ''jerkass woobie'', who basically has nothing to live for. A world with shit eating deer, can't say I fully blame him.. He's taken in سے طرف کی a old man, with the worst voice on earth, but the biggest heart, so that kinda makes it okay., یا least makes him sympathetic..
Though coarse, we can't have Davey too likeable, I mean that would almost make this a ''good movie'', and we can't have that now can we.
So coarse he has to flip the fuck out and call the old man a ugly piece of shit. Cause آپ know, nothing like a unlikable protagonist to really motive me to keep watching this piece of crap..
Obviously Davey does redeem, I mean it is a holiday theme'd film. Though good for Adam in making a judaism movie, I can admire the passion at least..
CHHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNEEEELLLLLL!
HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see آپ again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I کہا YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do آپ mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the دکھائیں today! BYE! I HOPE آپ ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the سب, سب سے اوپر of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy برداشت, ریچھ and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. آپ hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as آپ can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say آپ were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a random person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive آپ cheated on me with that whore" and point to a random girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If آپ are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If آپ are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz یا dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy برداشت, ریچھ and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. آپ hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as آپ can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say آپ were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a random person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive آپ cheated on me with that whore" and point to a random girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If آپ are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If آپ are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz یا dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the اگلے week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told آپ I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell آپ again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can آپ tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the اگلے week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told آپ I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell آپ again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can آپ tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because آپ love someone else doesn't mean آپ have to break one مزید heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how آپ look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, آپ can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if آپ dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who آپ want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when آپ can enjoy being who آپ are.
-Alana
if آپ let yourself down, آپ let everyone behind آپ down.
-Alana
your first love will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because آپ love someone else doesn't mean آپ have to break one مزید heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how آپ look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, آپ can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if آپ dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who آپ want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when آپ can enjoy being who آپ are.
-Alana
if آپ let yourself down, آپ let everyone behind آپ down.
-Alana
your first love will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana