FAther: Son have آپ been reading Heresy?! (pumps shotgun) Unacceptable!
Son: (High Pitched Scream)
2:
Father: What did آپ do?!
Son: I made us eggs.
Father: ... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Son: Wha-
Father: WE ONLY EAT روٹی FOR FUCK SAKES!!
3:
Father: Son I'm getting milk
Son: Will آپ be back?!
Father: (opens front door) ... No
(Later that Evening, Father is still gone):
Son: I can't believe he's actually gone! (phone rings) Father?!
Voice: No this is your old coach
Son: Oh.. Uh hello
Voice: So, your back on the NBA
Son: Really? How-
Father: (literary teleports out of nowhere) YOUR BACK IN THE NBA?!?!
4:
Father: (in car) How do آپ drive this thing?!
Son: What?
Father: WHERE ARE THE HORSES?!
Son: آپ use an engine
Father: SENSE WHEN THEY HAVE ENGINES?!?!
Son: The past hundred years
Father: Oh, alright..
(Skip to them coming back from McDonalds)
Son: آپ totalled my goddamn car!
Father: We are walking back.
Son: آپ TOTALLED THE CAR!!
Father: We're walking back! (calmly) Can I have some McNuggets?
Son: Oh sure (slips and drops them) Oh shit!, I...
Father: (falls to knees) NOOO-
(ends video)
5:
Father: (pulling off belt, preparing to hit his son as punishment for something) My uh, my belt's pretty loose, give me a سیکنڈ son, my belts pretty loose, can you, can آپ take a look at it
6:
Father: Yes! My character is ready!
Son: He's purple
Father: (angrily) He's PERFECT not purple!!
7:
Father: Yes my new ہیلمیٹ is here! (puts it on) What آپ think?
Son: ....... IT'S LITERARY THE SAM-
(end video)
8:
Son: (playing Skyrim NPC) (pulls out knife) Threat detected! (goes to attack him)
Father: (realizing the threat, calmly punches his entire head off)
9:
Son: آپ LOST YELLING PRIVILEGES!! (snaps and they end up in AMSR)
Father: (whispering) What did آپ do?!
10:
Father: (throws in skeleton)
Son: What is that?!
Father: (calmly) He got in my way.
11:
Father: آپ know how time only goes backwards یا forwards?! What if it went, diagonally?!
12:
Son: ارے Father, I got آپ some water (literary throws it at him)
Father: Why thank you!!
1.Ravens
2.Crows
3.Blood
4.Gothic
5.Emo
6.Punk
7.eyes
8.Horror
9.Macabre
10.Death
11.My Chemical Romance
12.wiL Francis
13.Tre Cool(as of three منٹ ago)
14.werewolves
15.Robert Pattinson
16.Strangeness
17.AFI
18.Fanpop
19.Taking pictures
20.Edgar Allen Poe
21.Stephen King
23.Anne Rice
24.Alfred Hitchcock
25.The Crow
26.Comic Books
27.Cats
28.Cemeteries and graveyards
29.Deviantart
30.Strange fashion
hahahaha,i'm so weird.anyways leave your تبصرے telling me what آپ thing
2.Crows
3.Blood
4.Gothic
5.Emo
6.Punk
7.eyes
8.Horror
9.Macabre
10.Death
11.My Chemical Romance
12.wiL Francis
13.Tre Cool(as of three منٹ ago)
14.werewolves
15.Robert Pattinson
16.Strangeness
17.AFI
18.Fanpop
19.Taking pictures
20.Edgar Allen Poe
21.Stephen King
23.Anne Rice
24.Alfred Hitchcock
25.The Crow
26.Comic Books
27.Cats
28.Cemeteries and graveyards
29.Deviantart
30.Strange fashion
hahahaha,i'm so weird.anyways leave your تبصرے telling me what آپ thing
ارے hey!!!!!!!!!
Bored online, so I just decided to make a فہرست of شبیہیں I think are really cool. I got all of them from Glitter Graphics.com.
Awesome website people!
Check it out some time!
Why am I typing like this?
I'm taking up space!
They won't let me کریں شائع the مضمون because I don't have enough typed in the مضمون space!
Well, haha, Fanpop people!
Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I guess this is about it.
Scroll for random insanity!
La
La
Lalala!
Plz comment!!!!!!!!!!
Bored online, so I just decided to make a فہرست of شبیہیں I think are really cool. I got all of them from Glitter Graphics.com.
Awesome website people!
Check it out some time!
Why am I typing like this?
I'm taking up space!
They won't let me کریں شائع the مضمون because I don't have enough typed in the مضمون space!
Well, haha, Fanpop people!
Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I guess this is about it.
Scroll for random insanity!
La
La
Lalala!
Plz comment!!!!!!!!!!
Sooooooooooo cute!!!!!!
Rain, rain, go away.....
Squee!!!!!
If it's too loud, your too old!
Lost......
People aren't the only ones who suffer! Please help stop animal abuse:'(
Immature is just another word used by people that don't know how to have fun!
Reality bites!
Awwwww:)
<3
Werewolves are better than vampires! Nuff said!
It reminds me of Maximum Ride, my favorite book series!
Love, not gender!
Lol!
They pwn too!
Well my brother was asking me who are the 4 presidents on Mt. Rushmore and I named them all. Then he started saying that Thomas Jefferson invented the toilet and I told him someone else did and then he told me to look it up so I did and it کہا that Thomas Crapper invented the toilet. Isn't there similarities going on.
Thomas [Crapper] and [Toilet]. His last name is what alot of people do in a toilet. I also found out thats why some people call the toilet, "The Crapper". Yeah I laughed really hard when I found that out so if آپ don't then آپ need to see a doctor!!
Thomas [Crapper] and [Toilet]. His last name is what alot of people do in a toilet. I also found out thats why some people call the toilet, "The Crapper". Yeah I laughed really hard when I found that out so if آپ don't then آپ need to see a doctor!!
EPISODE 1:
Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).
Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.
Man: Jee. Thanks mister..
Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a random magazine).
Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?
Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract آپ as I steal your car.
Audience: (laughs and claps),
Man: (angrily) Hey!
Trevor: (driving off) آپ just been T-Jacked, bitch!
Audience: (cheers at this)
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Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
In the first CHiPs پرستار fic, the Canterlot Highway Patrol dealt with ponies stealing cars. Now they're going to deal with robbers.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Larry Wilcox as Jon Baker
And Erik Estrada as Frank Poncherello in...
Jon & Frank: *On their police motorcycles, riding on the highway*
Frank: I can't wait to get my brand new Camaro partner.
Jon: I can't wait either. You've been talking about it so much, I think that everyone we chase drive's one of those, and I mess up our reports. *Turns right*
They were about to...
So Inside was a pretty critically acclaimed game that is pretty recent. Not as حالیہ as some indie games I’ve discussed but I’d say it’s fresh in some people’s minds. But the creator of Inside, Playdead, is no stranger to mass critical acclaim. I think this is a game I’ve been waiting to play and discuss for a while, so allow me to introduce آپ all to Limbo
I was tempted on saving Limbo for Corner of Horror instead of In-Indie, but I decided against it since, while atmospheric and pretty creepy at times, it’s not what I would consider a horror game. It’s as much a horror...
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I was tempted on saving Limbo for Corner of Horror instead of In-Indie, but I decided against it since, while atmospheric and pretty creepy at times, it’s not what I would consider a horror game. It’s as much a horror...
