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Way 1: when they copy your songs u just played, play something that they cant play, like wipeout

Way 2: when someone from the other band is going to sit down, tell the trombone کے, ٹرومباونی to play a deep note then tell the a trumpet player to play a high note as the other person sits down then scream, "Somebody farted!!!"

Way 3: When one of them is nearby, throw something sticky یا disgusting, like melted chocolate یا a beetle that u just happened to catch in your hand یا went inside your uniform

Way 4: Do something stupid thatll make them forget that they hav to play The سٹار, ستارہ Spangled Banner.

Way 5: Say something bout their uniforms, like, "Hey, didnt i see that in the garbage a few days ago?"

Way 6: When they march, throw something at them, like a plastic water bottle, a foam cup that u got from whataburger on the way, یا a بیئر bottle.

Way 7: Dance to Jump on it so funny that theyll hav to laugh and fall. (Make sure that therye standing on the bleachers یا on the stairs.)

Way 8: Sing Beat It سے طرف کی Michael Jackson (No Billie Jean!!! all right, maybe Billie Jean) right in front of their faces.

Way 9: When they play, scream out curses

WAY 10 (MOST IMPORTANT!!!): MAKE SURE THAT THE BAND TEACHER DOESNT HEAR AND SEE آپ DO ALL OF THESES!!! that way, آپ can do the same thing at the اگلے game. (just make sure that theres a band.)
آپ are sitting on the سوفی, لٹانا waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with آپ for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny آپ say back. Are آپ ready to watch the movie آپ ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are آپ ok?" آپ ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) آپ are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly آپ are Gold. آپ hold his chest as آپ are pushing him was y and say " آپ watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I love you."...
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Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: آپ EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, آپ LITTLE BITCH!
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(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can آپ tell...
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Have آپ ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the دن finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first دن on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the دن for his trial...
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So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can آپ believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above بھیڑیا Among Us 2 یا No مزید Heroes 3? So after being disappointed سے طرف کی Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created سے طرف کی the lovely team at Activision,...
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Cincinatti Ohio. Four men were in a black Suburban were driving towards a warehouse called M&M Metals International Inc. One of them was Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Looks to the man sitting in the back with him*
Narrator: Before joining the CIA, I was a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I didn't like the fact that it was corrupt, and decided to transfer. Some federal boys on the other hand, did not want me to transfer to the CIA. Once a ماہ since my transfer, they've been sending me at least five E-mails, trying to make out deals to get me back.
Driver: *Stops the Suburban*...
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1-It's considered rude to write in red ink in Portugal.
2-Although the bobcat is rarely seen, it is the most common wildcat in North America.
3-The Chinese giant سمندر can grow to be 6 feet (1.8 m) long, making it the largest سمندر in the world.

4-Because the speed of Earth's rotation changes over time, a دن in the age of dinosaurs was just 23 hours long.

5-There are مزید than 1,200 water parks in North America.


6-It would take 100 Earths, lined up end-to-end, to stretch across the face of the sun.

7-The highest wave ever surfed was as tall as a 10-story building.

8-Some apples can weigh...
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