Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every دن since his retirement 25 years ago. One دن he arrives ہوم looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn't see where it went."
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't آپ take my brother with آپ and give it one مزید try."
"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the اگلے دن Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty سوئنگ, جھول and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did آپ see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember."
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't آپ take my brother with آپ and give it one مزید try."
"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the اگلے دن Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty سوئنگ, جھول and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did آپ see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember."
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persuading. There are millions of videos, posts peoples opinions,so people would want to see all of them. Facebook can also persuade آپ to make an account, because آپ may want to تبصرہ your opinion on something, but need to make a پروفائل to do that. It's like Facebook combines all of the مقبول types of websites such as: Gaming websites,video websites(Youtube),and sites like Fanpop! Facebook is a persuading brainwashing site that I
do not recommend going to. Facebook CAN attract anyone. Facebook is sort-of like some businesses. For example: Have آپ ever walked into a grocery store and noticed deals آپ think are better like 5.00 for 1 can each of tuna, but only 20.00 for a four-set container with four cans of the same exact tuna? Well yes, that's sort-of what facebook does. ©2014Tailsfan99(Fanpop),all rights reserved.
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