Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every دن since his retirement 25 years ago. One دن he arrives ہوم looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn't see where it went."
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't آپ take my brother with آپ and give it one مزید try."
"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the اگلے دن Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty سوئنگ, جھول and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did آپ see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember."
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't آپ take my brother with آپ and give it one مزید try."
"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the اگلے دن Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty سوئنگ, جھول and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did آپ see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember."
1: watch an عملی حکمت series آپ think will be cool
2:gymnastics XD idk why but I do flips a l a lot so yeah
3: torcher some one ex: brother sister cousin friend ect.
4:run around for no absolute reason
5:do Insanity, p90X, ZUMBA so on
6: read a book
7:go to the store and freak people out until آپ get kicked out
8: be completely random to the people around you.
9:listen to artists آپ hate a lot and make fun of them
10: be a Watch All Of Jeresy ساحل for no complete reason
2:gymnastics XD idk why but I do flips a l a lot so yeah
3: torcher some one ex: brother sister cousin friend ect.
4:run around for no absolute reason
5:do Insanity, p90X, ZUMBA so on
6: read a book
7:go to the store and freak people out until آپ get kicked out
8: be completely random to the people around you.
9:listen to artists آپ hate a lot and make fun of them
10: be a Watch All Of Jeresy ساحل for no complete reason
