Tell me if u think this is funny یا not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:
RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!
Cookie:Would آپ like to hear your fortune?
Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?
Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*
Random guy: Uh آپ gonna tell me my fortune?
Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?
Random guy: آپ gonna tell me my fortune یا what?!?!?
Cookie:Why the hell would I tell آپ your fortune?
Random guy: آپ کہا آپ WOULD!!!!
Cookie:Well have آپ been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and کوکیز don't talk nor tell people fortunes.
Random guy:0.o But آپ j-
Cookies: No I didn't
Random guy: But I-
Cookie:No no I did not say I would tell آپ your fortune.
Random guy:Yes آپ did!!!!
Cookie:*stays silent for five minutes*
Random guy:0.o Hello?
Cookie:Hello would آپ like to hear your fortune?
Random guy: Ugh! Not this again!!!! *walks away*
Cookie:Have a nice day!!!!
Random guy: Get burnt!!!!!!
Cookie:Well that wasn't nice! Yo Micheal!
Micheal: Yes?
Cookie:He just told me to get burnt!!!!!
Micheal: Yes I heard but lucky آپ your already burnt! *Micheal smiles and turns stove up*
Cookie:Wha- *looks down and realizes it's sitting on a stove* Oh Damn!!!
RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!
Cookie:Would آپ like to hear your fortune?
Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?
Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*
Random guy: Uh آپ gonna tell me my fortune?
Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?
Random guy: آپ gonna tell me my fortune یا what?!?!?
Cookie:Why the hell would I tell آپ your fortune?
Random guy: آپ کہا آپ WOULD!!!!
Cookie:Well have آپ been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and کوکیز don't talk nor tell people fortunes.
Random guy:0.o But آپ j-
Cookies: No I didn't
Random guy: But I-
Cookie:No no I did not say I would tell آپ your fortune.
Random guy:Yes آپ did!!!!
Cookie:*stays silent for five minutes*
Random guy:0.o Hello?
Cookie:Hello would آپ like to hear your fortune?
Random guy: Ugh! Not this again!!!! *walks away*
Cookie:Have a nice day!!!!
Random guy: Get burnt!!!!!!
Cookie:Well that wasn't nice! Yo Micheal!
Micheal: Yes?
Cookie:He just told me to get burnt!!!!!
Micheal: Yes I heard but lucky آپ your already burnt! *Micheal smiles and turns stove up*
Cookie:Wha- *looks down and realizes it's sitting on a stove* Oh Damn!!!
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no دوستوں یا anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one دن he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they کہا goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The اگلے دن Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset یا lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one دن he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they کہا goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The اگلے دن Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset یا lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
Yeah آپ know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing جنک, فضول in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz آپ know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing جنک, فضول in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz آپ know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuvalu
Age - 18
Gender - female
دوستوں - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her random symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
دوستوں - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her random symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
دوستوں - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her Random Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
دوستوں - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His random Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know مزید than آپ all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
دوستوں - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her random sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
Age - 18
Gender - female
دوستوں - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her random symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
دوستوں - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her random symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
دوستوں - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her Random Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
دوستوں - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His random Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know مزید than آپ all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
دوستوں - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her random sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
ارے everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that باس, گھنگھور سے طرف کی Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a پرستار club about u and make the مضمون their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then سے طرف کی all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends Halloween eve. یا U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and سب, سب سے اوپر me.
1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. آپ can stuff a تکیا with the چوہا فر, سمور on the سوفی, لٹانا alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. آپ don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. آپ can stuff a تکیا with the چوہا فر, سمور on the سوفی, لٹانا alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. آپ don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)