My friend, Pie-102, and I wrote this last year. It it definatly random.
On the first دن of Christmas my true love gave to me, a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the سیکنڈ دن of Christmas my true love gave to me, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the third دن of Christmas my true love gave to me, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the fourth دن of Christmas my true love gave to me, four suburban trucks, درخت moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush
On the fifth دن of Cristmas my true love gave to me, five propane tanks, four suberban trucks, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the sixth دن of Christmas my true love gave to me, six best friends, five propane tanks, four suburban trucks, three moving signs, two pine trees and a green cabinet
in a pineapple bush.
On the seventh دن of Christmas my true love gave to me, seven floor tiles, six best friends, five propane tanks, four suburban trucks, three moving signs, two pinetrees
and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the eighth دن of Christmas my true love gave to me, eight cats a sleeping, seven floor tiles, six best friends, five propane tanks, four suburban trucks, three moving
signs, two pine trees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the ninth دن of Christmas my true love gave to me, nine bags of candy, eight cats a sleeping, seven floor tiles, six best friends, five propane tanks, four suburban
trucks, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the tenth دن of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten snakes a slithering, nine bags of candy, eight cats a sleeping, seven floor tiles, six best friends, five propane
tanks, four suburban trucks, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the eleventh دن of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven xerox boxes, ten snakes a slithering, nine bags of candy, eight cats a sleeping, seven floor tiles,
six best friends, five propane tanks, four suburban trucks, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the twelfve دن of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve pains in the butt, eleven xerox boxes, ten snakes a slithering, nine bags of candy. eight cats a sleeping,
seven floor tiles, six best friends, five propane tanks, four suburban trucks, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the first دن of Christmas my true love gave to me, a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the سیکنڈ دن of Christmas my true love gave to me, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the third دن of Christmas my true love gave to me, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the fourth دن of Christmas my true love gave to me, four suburban trucks, درخت moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush
On the fifth دن of Cristmas my true love gave to me, five propane tanks, four suberban trucks, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the sixth دن of Christmas my true love gave to me, six best friends, five propane tanks, four suburban trucks, three moving signs, two pine trees and a green cabinet
in a pineapple bush.
On the seventh دن of Christmas my true love gave to me, seven floor tiles, six best friends, five propane tanks, four suburban trucks, three moving signs, two pinetrees
and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the eighth دن of Christmas my true love gave to me, eight cats a sleeping, seven floor tiles, six best friends, five propane tanks, four suburban trucks, three moving
signs, two pine trees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the ninth دن of Christmas my true love gave to me, nine bags of candy, eight cats a sleeping, seven floor tiles, six best friends, five propane tanks, four suburban
trucks, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the tenth دن of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten snakes a slithering, nine bags of candy, eight cats a sleeping, seven floor tiles, six best friends, five propane
tanks, four suburban trucks, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the eleventh دن of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven xerox boxes, ten snakes a slithering, nine bags of candy, eight cats a sleeping, seven floor tiles,
six best friends, five propane tanks, four suburban trucks, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the twelfve دن of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve pains in the butt, eleven xerox boxes, ten snakes a slithering, nine bags of candy. eight cats a sleeping,
seven floor tiles, six best friends, five propane tanks, four suburban trucks, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
Stomping the glass
-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception
-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back
-Do آپ know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them
-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris
-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z
-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid
-What's Chuck Norris' پسندیدہ Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS
-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.
-When Chuck Norris falls out of a کشتی he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.
-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
