Random Article: Something Americans might find interesting (and the rest of us will find funny!)

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Something Americans might find interesting (and the rest of us will find funny!)

posted by Shelly_McShelly

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.

To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300° C.

The Russians used a pencil.

Enjoy paying your taxes.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....
cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

carsfan, Tdinoahiscute4 and 4 others like this

Mrs-Grint Hahahahaa! Oh those crazy yanks!

Twilightzook AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is the funniest thing i've heared ... since at least 1 o'clock. That's just crazy!!!

totaldramarox DARN IT! i dont even pay taxes yet! stupid americans, and Im one of them! that's it, I'm movin to Canada and never lookin back!

I_love_Mikey XD Hehe. Makes me laugh and I LIVE in America.

swiftfire1 this is hilariouse! i live in america, but i decided im going to ireland!!! see ya beotches!!!

ColieAnne91 im american but i think it is funny. but i still love my country.

Jacoblackswife Yeah i dont see how thats funny but w.e. and its not because im American its just not funny.

MaximumRide12 I'm an american, and I still think we're stupid! I mean c'mon! Just use a friggin' pencil! And i dont even pay taxes yet

carsfan WTF?! XD OMG! Silly American`s... -_-; And I though that us Quebecer`s are stupid... XD

DramaQueen1020 I'm american but this is hilarious! I want to move.

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Beauty of nature

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Cute animals

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Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park

posted by BellaCullen96

Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatedly if they would like their picture taken.
Leave large gaps in between آپ and the people in front of آپ while waiting in line.
Every time آپ pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind آپ in line.
Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.
Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let آپ off.
Offer people money for their spots in line . . . Monopoly money.
Speak in Spanish, یا pretend you're deaf and start making rapid...

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What Should I Write My مضمون On?

posted by Andolion

I am pondering this question, it is a very difficult one to figure out. I can not seem to think of anything to make an مضامین on....

2 Hours Later

Wait I think I have an idea coming on... nope I lost it... wait no I found it again... What if I write an مضمون about reasons why آپ should do pointe
1. آپ get to be taller
2. آپ can use them in self defense
3. آپ can... what آپ don't think that's a good idea... oh well back to the drawing board...

1 گھنٹہ Later

Ok what about this... What happened when I invested in Eyepatches... hmmm titles to long how about My Eyepatch Investment.... sounds good......

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Think YOU're having a Bad Day?

posted by ShadowFlame

THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. Check out these actual cases:

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done سے طرف کی a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the دن of the...

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Unicorn fantasy

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Jack Dawson - Pimpin' Ain't Easy

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Emo cow

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سب, سب سے اوپر ten reasons to be cheerful! :D

posted by pandawinx

10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our دوستوں and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if آپ sometimes feel sad یا depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to آپ sorry, but if your in any other country, then آپ still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When آپ think of chocolate everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )

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100 Ways to Order a پیزا

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival پیزا place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their سوالات with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...

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Stupid Random Product Warnings (1)

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. "Do not use if آپ cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping یا unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of...

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Funny Quotes From Real People

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. آپ can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say آپ should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching ویژن ٹیلی سے طرف کی candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find ویژن ٹیلی very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...

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CONGATS! your the 1000th PERSON to... FAIL! YES آپ FAIL! FIND OUT WHY آپ FAIL NOW!

posted by emma-may

WELDONE!

YOU HAVE FAILED TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE TO آپ - THE PERSON WHO FAILED!

dear fellow fanpop failures...

i have failed to bring آپ the news of fail blog sooner...

some of آپ may know but the rest of آپ probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your دن to دن FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most random posts of failed تصویر shots of failures گیا کیا پوسٹ سے طرف کی dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make آپ laugh! آپ can take failed pictures your self...

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5 things that will make everyone think you're insane!

posted by werewolflover

Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other مضمون like this so here's another one.I hope آپ enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks سے طرف کی (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a چائے party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals سے طرف کی say "would آپ like to شامل میں us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the گلابی fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good یا I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?

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20 Ways To Annoy a Disney سٹار, ستارہ

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

1. Go to a Miley Cyrus کنسرٹ with an obsessed Twilight Fangirl, and go up on stage with her in the middle of the کنسرٹ and talk about Edward Cullen (fangirl یا not). Make sure آپ both wear My Chemical Romance T-Shirts.

2. Make a gossip magazine write about a Joe Jonas and Robert Patterson scandal.

3. Tell Selena Gomez یا Demi Lovato that they're bad role models.

4. Diss Selena Gomez's fasion style.

5. Bring Marilyn Manson and Gene Simmons (both with makeup) to the set of Sonny With A Chance.

6. Compare Joe Jonas's جیکٹ in "Burnin Up" and a The Black Parade jacket. Farmiliar?

7. Morph Miley...

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The one thing to prove that آپ are a gunniess

posted by patrisha727

دکھائیں this to your math teacher, and tell me what his/her reaction is! ^_^

Pi = 3.
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Total Drama Action Episode 14 (When It Comes Out)

posted by Random9747649

"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT تاریخ IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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30 Things To Do During An Exam

posted by wild-bby

My friend گیا کیا پوسٹ these on her bebo page a while پہلے so I thought I'd share them with آپ :D

1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5) Talk the entire way through the...

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famous lef handers

posted by shiriny

one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.

مزید famous left hander:

drew barry more

Angelina jolie

nicole kidman

Marilyn monroe

demi moore

Mary-kate and ashley olsen

julia roberts

Hans christian anderson

mark twain

Billy کرن, رے cyrus

celine dion

Pierce brosnan

jim carry

Hugh jackman

brad pitt

Michelangelo

leonardo davinci

Picasso

newton

Albert einstein

george bush

charlie chaplin

cary grant

napeleon bonaparte

bill gates

marie curie

rachel adams

mark spitz