41 ways to annoy your parents
1. Follow them everywhere.
2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.
3. If آپ have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.
4. Talk to a pen constantly.
5. When your دوستوں come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.
6. Have a dozen of imaginary دوستوں that آپ ask their opinion of everything.
7. After آپ have your bath, لپیٹ, لفاف کریں a bath towel around آپ and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask آپ what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."
8. Run into walls.
9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping یا running into something. Look at the ground and whenever آپ see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as آپ can.
11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an گھنٹہ and a half, grunting your ABC's.
12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.
13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.
14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.
15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)
17. When آپ شاور یا bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"
18. Snort loudly when آپ laugh and laugh harder.
19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"
20. Try to climb the wall.
21. Say everything backwards.
22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"
23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"
24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When آپ fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"
25. Try to swim in the floor.
26. Pretend to be a phone.
27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."
28. In a supermarket, point at everything آپ see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"
29. Switch the light button on and off for a few منٹ then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"
30. Tap on their door all night.
31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and پار, صلیب your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let آپ buy what آپ want to have.
32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"
33. Claim آپ have been abducted سے طرف کی aliens before and tell all their friends.
34. When they ask آپ to call someone, stay where آپ are and yell their name.
35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I love آپ Mommy/Daddy"
36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".
37. If they ever take آپ to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their ڈیسک chair.
38. Knock over every container of liquid آپ see "accidentally".
39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.
40. Bring ہوم the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want آپ to see. Like a drop out یا a goth یا something. Tell them he/she's آپ new boyfriend/girlfriend.
41.Yell out آم everywhere آپ go
1. Follow them everywhere.
2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.
3. If آپ have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.
4. Talk to a pen constantly.
5. When your دوستوں come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.
6. Have a dozen of imaginary دوستوں that آپ ask their opinion of everything.
7. After آپ have your bath, لپیٹ, لفاف کریں a bath towel around آپ and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask آپ what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."
8. Run into walls.
9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping یا running into something. Look at the ground and whenever آپ see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as آپ can.
11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an گھنٹہ and a half, grunting your ABC's.
12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.
13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.
14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.
15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)
17. When آپ شاور یا bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"
18. Snort loudly when آپ laugh and laugh harder.
19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"
20. Try to climb the wall.
21. Say everything backwards.
22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"
23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"
24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When آپ fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"
25. Try to swim in the floor.
26. Pretend to be a phone.
27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."
28. In a supermarket, point at everything آپ see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"
29. Switch the light button on and off for a few منٹ then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"
30. Tap on their door all night.
31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and پار, صلیب your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let آپ buy what آپ want to have.
32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"
33. Claim آپ have been abducted سے طرف کی aliens before and tell all their friends.
34. When they ask آپ to call someone, stay where آپ are and yell their name.
35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I love آپ Mommy/Daddy"
36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".
37. If they ever take آپ to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their ڈیسک chair.
38. Knock over every container of liquid آپ see "accidentally".
39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.
40. Bring ہوم the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want آپ to see. Like a drop out یا a goth یا something. Tell them he/she's آپ new boyfriend/girlfriend.
41.Yell out آم everywhere آپ go
my friend sent me this text message a while پہلے and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask آپ somethingand i want آپ to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how آپ feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want آپ to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi یا Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask آپ somethingand i want آپ to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how آپ feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want آپ to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi یا Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? آپ know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let آپ go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are آپ enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling آپ how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
•You know who isn't human? آپ know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let آپ go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are آپ enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling آپ how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End