41 ways to annoy your parents
1. Follow them everywhere.
2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.
3. If آپ have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.
4. Talk to a pen constantly.
5. When your دوستوں come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.
6. Have a dozen of imaginary دوستوں that آپ ask their opinion of everything.
7. After آپ have your bath, لپیٹ, لفاف کریں a bath towel around آپ and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask آپ what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."
8. Run into walls.
9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping یا running into something. Look at the ground and whenever آپ see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as آپ can.
11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an گھنٹہ and a half, grunting your ABC's.
12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.
13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.
14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.
15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)
17. When آپ شاور یا bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"
18. Snort loudly when آپ laugh and laugh harder.
19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"
20. Try to climb the wall.
21. Say everything backwards.
22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"
23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"
24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When آپ fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"
25. Try to swim in the floor.
26. Pretend to be a phone.
27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."
28. In a supermarket, point at everything آپ see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"
29. Switch the light button on and off for a few منٹ then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"
30. Tap on their door all night.
31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and پار, صلیب your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let آپ buy what آپ want to have.
32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"
33. Claim آپ have been abducted سے طرف کی aliens before and tell all their friends.
34. When they ask آپ to call someone, stay where آپ are and yell their name.
35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I love آپ Mommy/Daddy"
36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".
37. If they ever take آپ to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their ڈیسک chair.
38. Knock over every container of liquid آپ see "accidentally".
39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.
40. Bring ہوم the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want آپ to see. Like a drop out یا a goth یا something. Tell them he/she's آپ new boyfriend/girlfriend.
41.Yell out آم everywhere آپ go
1. Follow them everywhere.
2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.
3. If آپ have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.
4. Talk to a pen constantly.
5. When your دوستوں come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.
6. Have a dozen of imaginary دوستوں that آپ ask their opinion of everything.
7. After آپ have your bath, لپیٹ, لفاف کریں a bath towel around آپ and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask آپ what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."
8. Run into walls.
9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping یا running into something. Look at the ground and whenever آپ see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as آپ can.
11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an گھنٹہ and a half, grunting your ABC's.
12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.
13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.
14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.
15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)
17. When آپ شاور یا bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"
18. Snort loudly when آپ laugh and laugh harder.
19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"
20. Try to climb the wall.
21. Say everything backwards.
22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"
23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"
24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When آپ fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"
25. Try to swim in the floor.
26. Pretend to be a phone.
27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."
28. In a supermarket, point at everything آپ see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"
29. Switch the light button on and off for a few منٹ then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"
30. Tap on their door all night.
31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and پار, صلیب your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let آپ buy what آپ want to have.
32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"
33. Claim آپ have been abducted سے طرف کی aliens before and tell all their friends.
34. When they ask آپ to call someone, stay where آپ are and yell their name.
35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I love آپ Mommy/Daddy"
36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".
37. If they ever take آپ to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their ڈیسک chair.
38. Knock over every container of liquid آپ see "accidentally".
39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.
40. Bring ہوم the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want آپ to see. Like a drop out یا a goth یا something. Tell them he/she's آپ new boyfriend/girlfriend.
41.Yell out آم everywhere آپ go
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Billion has 9 zeros
Trillion has 12 zeros
Quadrillion has 15 zeros
Quintillion has 18 zeros
Sextillion has 21 zeros
Septillion has 24 zeros
Octillion has 27 zeros
Nonillion has 30 zeros
Decillion has 33 zeros
Undecillion has 36 zeros
Duodecillion has 39 zeros
Tredecillion has 42 zeros
Quattuordecillion has 45 zeros
Quindecillion has 48 zeros
Sexdecillion has 51 zeros
Septendecillion has 54 zeros
Octodecillion has 57 zeros
Novemdecillion has 60 zeros
Vigintillion has 63 zeros
Googol has 100 zeros.
Centillion has 303 zeros (except in Britain, where it has 600 zeros)
Googolplex has a googol of zeros
Gazillion has 86430 zeros
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so this'll just be a simple article. i'mma be ranking my سب, سب سے اوپر 5 songs from The Weeknd's latest album, "After Hours". oh, and before i start this article, i just wanna let y'all know: this is just my personal opinion. these are the 5 songs from the album that i remember and enjoy the most. i love all the songs, don't get me wrong, but i guess these are the 5 that really stayed with me the longest.
1) Faith
2) Scared to Live
3) In Your Eyes
4) Repeat After Me
5) Blinding Lights
oooof! this was a tough one, especially since i personally think "After Hours" is The Weeknd's best album so far, but this is something i just wanted to share. and keep in mind, my opinion might change with time the مزید i listen to the album.
1) Faith
2) Scared to Live
3) In Your Eyes
4) Repeat After Me
5) Blinding Lights
oooof! this was a tough one, especially since i personally think "After Hours" is The Weeknd's best album so far, but this is something i just wanted to share. and keep in mind, my opinion might change with time the مزید i listen to the album.
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