Random Article: stupid jingle bells verse

posted by Omigosh122

Going thru the snow,

on a pair of broken skii's,

jumpin over houses!

And bashing into trees!

The snow is bloody-red,

Santa's almost dead!

Cuz a little racoon took his gun

and shot 'em in the head!

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renesmee13 wow lol its funny but it doesnt really rym or what ever u call it

Colorful paintings

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WTF my ترکاریاں, سلاد

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-Demotivational-

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Source: Demotivational

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Soccer fail

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Amazing pics

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Signs

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Funny pictures XD

added by NomyCake

Source: Various places on the web, mostly AngelzFunnyz.com

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Dinosaurs don't know how to use Calendars

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Source: stumbleupon

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tEcKtOnIk

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How Are آپ Peeling?

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Source: Saxton Freeman

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Public Picture(Boring!

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Source: Windows 7 Vista

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Kitties :3

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Source: The Internet....AGAIN :)

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Roses :)

added by PoddoChan

Source: DeviantART.com and The Internet

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Cricket Aus vs South Africa

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Source: My own تصاویر

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Celebrating Randomness

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ساحل سمندر, بیچ

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Source: google.com

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thats random

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Source: my google skillz

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The Social Monsters: Cliques, Conformity, and Stereotypes:

posted by theatreprincess

There are many reasons as to why cliques, stereotypes, and conformity are burdens in the socialite world. We, as humans, thrive on social interaction. So how come we create guidelines that prevent us from meeting new people?

Let's focus on the years that I consider to be a nesting post for the social monsters; the glorious teenage years. I've noticed that, before class in the morning, my grade hangs around the lower commons in the same, separated groups. The sophomores are usually over سے طرف کی the front office and the juniors and seniors are scattered about.

I prefer to hang out with my upperclassmen...

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Cute Letter from Dani to her husband Patrick <3

posted by 16falloutboy

To My Loving Husband Patrick.

People say we are not meant to be
People say you're not good for me
People say I'm too good for you
People say you're ugly
People say you're fat
I say screw آپ to those people
I say you're the most perfect man I've ever known
I say you're my hopes and dreams
I say I love you
آپ say do آپ mean it?
I say yes I do
I love آپ
مزید than anything in the world
آپ love me for who I am
Not for my looks یا body
Just me
If آپ never saved me from Devin
Who knows where I'd be now
He abused me; he raped me
آپ found me and took me in
آپ cared for me and treated me like...

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Puns for Educated People

posted by Bananaaddict

This فہرست was emailed to me. I thought some of them were pretty clever, so I decided to post it. My پسندیدہ are 3, 5, 22, and 23! Enjoy. :)

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round میز, جدول was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much آپ push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth...